Want to do business

The following is a little joke:

A dollar, find a brother in the street to buy a 50-dollar counterfeit bill;

Take this 50 yuan to the bookstore in front of the primary school to make a phone call, and take 49 yuan and 60 yuan from Grandpa Presbyopia.

Go to the underground market to buy yellow discs, bargain for 9 yuan at 4 cents, and take the worst long-distance trip to the nearby county town for 5 yuan.

The price of one piece 15 is 135 yuan;

On the way back to 5 yuan, I bought 260 pens for students in the small commodity wholesale market and set up a booth at the school gate, one pen 1, 5.

Yuan bought 390;

Playing mahjong with my brothers in Shangdao intentionally lost 100. From his mouth, I learned that the purchase channel of ecstasy was 58 pills purchased at 290.

1Ballroom in 0 yuan 580;

Pay 80 yuan's protection fee, and 500 yuan will collect the rest in the ballroom (high school, 50 yuan is enough for everyone). 10 My younger brother will help you collect the protection fee.

Fee, 2000 a day, not counting dividends, is also1500;

Go to the casino to find a lady. Offer 300 but 1000. This young lady promises to be dead set on you and treat you as a chicken head, and

I'll introduce my sister to you, and the remaining 500 yuan will be printed in the dying printing house and posted all over the city, each/Miss 10/0.

Each person receives guests five times a day and gives them to you each time 100. Daily income 10*5* 100 You take 5000, and one month is 15.

Wan;

65438+100,000 rented a store to open an entertainment center, and 50,000 recruited 30 ladies (senior), each of whom received guests three times a day and paid dividends once.

Get 300, one month is 30*3*300*30 to get 810000;

The industrial and commercial tax public security paid 65,438+million (protection fee), and the remaining 765,438+million went to Yunnan to bring goods. Just 10 times in the mainland, this

The journey takes about half a month and costs 7 million yuan (65438+ 10,000 travel expenses and necessary guns);

Wash your hands of this vote, register a real estate company, and recruit migrant workers from the countryside (you may be recruited to buy your yellow board,

Haha) The monthly salary is 600 strokes 100, 60,000 yuan, and the gift is given to the municipal government1000 (not a few), in the city.

The government's projects are all in hand, doing bean curd residue projects and repairing roads, earning 20 million yuan in two months;

The living compensation for migrant workers is 30,000 yuan (I'm exhausted after receiving more than 20 projects in two months 1 person, not afraid, there are people on it).

With a monthly salary of 50,000, please send a doctoral student who knows five foreign languages abroad to find a brand as an agent to sell Italian leather shoes to China.

China, then take samples to Wenzhou, make fakes, and earn 50 million a month;

Italian manufacturers found that the compensation was 6.5438+million, plus the remaining 6.5438+million last month, which was financed by the American consortium.

Website (doctoral students can't keep him idle) has reached 200 million and has become the largest Sohu in China.

Portal, listing, market value of 200 million US dollars, buying out securities companies, becoming a dark horse, rising to 10 on the first day.

Second, the market opened the next day to buy all the shares (5 1%). Get10.2 billion dollars.

In less than half a year, you will become a rich man in China.

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