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Ask Southeast University for the admission score of Jiangsu college entrance examination in 2008.

Come with me, even if I don't hold him, he won't get used to holding my hand.

I can't eat food that I don't like, and he will not hesitate to stuff it into his stomach.

When crossing the road with me, you will hold me tightly, let me close my eyes and walk with him safely.

I am short of money, but if I know what I like, I will save some of my money just to buy something for me.

If I am bullied, he will go crazy.

6. Sitting on the bus, if I choose a seat with only one seat, he won't do it even if there is a vacancy elsewhere, just to stay with me.

7. When I see someone who needs to give up his seat on the bus, he will press me when I am ready to stand up and give up my seat, and then he will get up and give up his seat.

8. Don't forget to surprise me every Valentine's Day, birthday and anniversary.

I knitted him a rough scarf for the first time. He often laughs that it looks like a bulletproof vest, but he must bring it when he goes out in winter, and he will look at the scarf and giggle from time to time.

10. Take me to all his good friends and tell them that I will never marry in my life.

1 1. He didn't say anything about the harm I had done to him, and comforted me when I felt guilty.

12. You don't like shopping in clothing stores, but you have to accompany me.

13. Every time I go out to play with him, I am obviously tired, but I only care whether I am having a good time in front of me. I have never said a word "tired".

14. In those days, he went to buy me sanitary napkins.

15. When filling out the form to record the mobile phone number, I always inadvertently write the number as mine.

16. You always call me "baby" at the beginning of sending me messages.

17. Never let me wear revealing clothes on the street, even if it's just a little.

18. Every time I'm late for an appointment, he won't complain once, no matter how long I wait.

19. Always let me in when shopping.

20. When I am angry and willful, he will not be mean to me, but will only gently make me "good".

2 1. Give me a hug or kiss in public.

22. Ask him, "If you choose again, would you choose to be a boy or a girl?" He'll let me choose first. If I choose a girl, he will still be a boy to take care of me.

23. I often look for beautiful women in the street, but I am the last choice.

24. I sometimes envy a beautiful girl, and she will immediately tell me that she is not as good as me.

25. Occasionally coquetry, only coquetry.

26. I like to get to the bottom of it. When I was angry, he would rather let me beat him and scold him than let me torture myself. Sometimes he even cries when I torture myself.

27. I don't hesitate to buy all the fun things I like, and occasionally grab them, but I always win.

28. I don't like crying, but I often cry for me.

29. After quarreling, he will apologize to me after I admit my mistake, and should not lose his temper.

30. When I am with him, my attention will only be on me, and my mobile phone will not be touched often.

3 1. Even if my joke is not funny, he will laugh.

32. If I want to be naughty to him, even if I resist at first, I will eventually give in and sacrifice my image to make myself happy.

33. Almighty, can do all the housework, even sew clothes.

He received everything I sent.

When I am afraid, I always say, "Don't be afraid, I am here."

37. He will make me up, and he will make me up during the performance.

I like being spoiled. He always looks at me with a smile and occasionally calls me a bad bag.

39. I would rather torture myself than torture myself.

40. His friend invited him to dinner and asked not to bring his family. He refused and almost quarreled with his friend. The reason is that I can't bear to eat alone in the dining hall at night, while he goes out to eat and drink with his friends.

4 1. It is often said that as long as I have a mouth to eat, I won't make you hungry.

42. Never recognize your stepsister.

43. Never recognize a confidante (he wants me to be his confidante)

44. The ex-girlfriend tried to make up with him, but she was severely rejected and never broke up with him.

He spent more money on me than on himself, but he didn't complain at all.

46. Tell me: My happy smiling face is his greatest happiness.

47. Put my photo in my wallet. Every time I want to see it, he pretends to be nervous, which makes me particularly suspicious. When I opened it, it was all my photos ... and then he smiled.

Always tell me, baby, don't leave me.

49. My mobile phone is turned on 24 hours a day, so I can find him at any time.

Chatting with him online, he urged me to stay up late, and I would be angry if I didn't listen.

5 1. I don't know if I can find him at any time and he will help me solve it.

There is a habit called invariance.

Open your left and right hands and hold them tightly.

Remember to yourself that no one can make it lonely and cold.