The drunk and Xiaoshu played for 12 seconds and were KO three times. Have you ever made a joke when you were drunk?

Our wine culture has lasted for thousands of years. Many friends usually like to drink. A few drinks will have a unique charm, but if they drink too much, they will make a fool of themselves. Look what everyone did when they got drunk.

Let me share with you the jokes my friends and I played when we were drunk!

I was drunk once when I first went to college. I was probably too homesick. In Pozi Street in the west of Jiefang, Chengdu, I suddenly sat on the ground, holding a circular road sign on the side of the road and crying for my mother. My friend dragged me to the end, and I was infected. It's quite touching to think about it afterwards. After drinking too much, send messages to people you like. Woke up the next day and found the wrong person. I was going to explain it to others, but I found it hacked.

Calling my ex ... I regret it most.

Former colleagues were drunk and sat on the side of the road smoking and chatting with homeless people. Finally, my colleague slept on the side of the road, and the tramp stayed with him for half a night. I sent a voice message to many people all night, and then said that I would put the dog in the closet.

Give my thermos cup to my roommate and let him throw it out from the fifth floor. After that, I asked him to give it back to me (there is a dead corner behind the building, full of garbage, no one)

Friend a:? My dad and I went out for a drink, and when we got drunk, we saw a dog barking at ourselves and took a bite. ?

Friend b:? Once I drank too much and wanted to eat apples, I found one and fell asleep after eating. I woke up the next day and saw a potato bitten into the shape of an apple core thrown on the bed. ?

Friend c:? I drank too much in the restaurant, so I peed in the bar and didn't know anything. My friend who was not drunk helped me mop the floor. ?

Friend d:? When you get drunk and see people you don't know, you take others as brothers. Like a fool, I dragged others to worship the telephone pole. ?

Friend e:? I have a friend who went to the toilet after drinking too much, and took the sound of the faucet as the sound of urinating, crying and crying in the toilet. ?

Friend f:? My friend got drunk and said he was pleasant goat. He wants to eat the grass on the ground, but he can't pull it. He also said that he would go back to Yangcun when he was full. ?

Friend g:? Once I got drunk and went back to my dormitory to sleep. Instead of climbing into bed, I fell asleep directly under the bed. That night, my roommate looked for himself everywhere and almost called the police. I found someone under the bed while mopping the floor. ?

Friend h:? I came home one night and saw two people drunk. One is lying on the trash can, and the other is patting the trash can, saying, spit it out, it will feel good to spit it out. ?

Friend I:? When I got home drunk, my cell phone died, so I fell asleep when I plugged in the charger. The next day, I found myself plugged in the TV remote control. ?

Friend j:? Several friends were drunk. One said he was cold, and the other picked up some garbage bags and put them on him. ?

Of course, there are many interesting things, but getting drunk is not good for your health and there is danger outside, so everyone should drink moderately in the future and don't get too drunk.