Joke: 16 programmer's death _ Laughing till his stomach hurts _ Laughing till his girlfriend is happy.

1. The program is always endless and exhausting; 2. I forgot the function I just used the day before yesterday, which made me very angry; 3.PIII550 is too slow and anxious; 4. Compile the program for 2 seconds and wait for death; 5. The boss changed to P4 1.7G, which is awesome. 6. Forget to save the disk and hit the wall to death; 7. Write a program until 3 am and starve to death; 8. Serious lack of sleep, sleepy to death; 9. The boss announced that he would work overtime before leaving work, and he hated it. 10. I am very happy to receive an email from GF. 1 1. As we haven't seen each other for two weeks, GF is clamoring to break up, which is annoying. 12. Waiting for 6 days to wash clothes, worried to death; 13. Playing games online and being killed by K; 14. I was scared to death when I received the landlord's bill; 15. I finally wrote the best encryption algorithm in our company on Thursday, and I died very proud. 16. When I knocked here, my hands and arms were sore. ?