Please translate a joke in English

Erguotou's power

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese were arguing about which country produces the strongest alcohol. They all said that their own countries produce the best. They turned out arguing for 3 days and 3 nights, but still didn't manage to get the result, so they decided to use mice to experiment.

The first mouse drank the American whiskey. It staggered for 10 steps before it fell down . The American was pleased.

The second mouse drank the Japanese rice wine. It staggered for 5 steps before it fell down. The Japanese was more pleased.

The third mouse drank our Chinese vintage wine-- Erguotou. It managed to stagger for over 10 steps without falling down and even managed to go back to its hole.

The Japanese and American were about to tease the Chinese, just then the mouse came back out with a brick and shouted: "Where's the cat?"

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