Here's to humorous jokes.

1, a man said to a woman: I'll give you 500 yuan. Take off your clothes and let me feel them. Hearing this, the MM woman took off her clothes? The man looked at it for a long time, but didn't touch it. The woman said, hurry up! The man said: I have no money!

2. Your Majesty:? This movement is extraordinary. I implore several generals to join in the battle. ? The generals froze for a long time, took off their pants and jumped on the emperor.

The baby cries at night and asks for feeding. It is not really necessary to drink milk, but it is likely to make parents more tired and reduce the chances of having another child, so that the chances of survival will increase without brothers and sisters. start in my life

I have another skill, repairing electronic products. This skill comes from fixing TV at home when I was ten years old, that is, shooting hard. I believe many young people understand. Later, computers and routers were the same, and they were all severely photographed, either good or bad.

5、? Get out! Do not let me see you again! ? Hum, don't let me see you either! ? Ke Zhene and Mei Chaofeng swore at each other.

6. My mother said behind my back that it was not good for my father. I followed her to make her comfortable, but as soon as I said a bad word, my mother turned against me on the spot. Is that what you said about your father? I gave you food for nothing! ? Then she turned her father's shortcomings into advantages, and then said, although she can say that her father is 10 thousand bad, others are not allowed to say one. I think this may be the simplest and warmest love.

7. "Manager, all the singing guests in Room 305 have run away. What do you think should be done? " "Are you fucking sick? We are not a conservatory of music. What do we care if the guests sing out of tune? 」

8. When the neighbor didn't install wifi, the father-in-law forced his daughter-in-law to have an abortion. Because he was worried that wifi radiation would affect his pregnant daughter-in-law, Lao Zhao from Tianjin went door-to-door to check the wifi in residential buildings. However, Lao Zhao found that only the old Liu family next door in the whole building had no wifi, which made him suspicious. He said: "Now every family has wifi, why don't you install it! Whether the child is yours or not, you should protect the child! Lao Zhao asked his daughter-in-law to have an abortion as soon as he got home.

9. My buddy told me that sometimes it only takes a short moment to fall in love with someone. On the bus that day, he saw a girl with short hair wearing a plain white T-shirt. She accidentally stepped on an uncle's foot and was severely scolded by him. Suddenly, her face turned into an apple. She smiled awkwardly, but apologetically. The buddy happily recalled: At that moment, I couldn't help falling in love with the uncle who was somewhat male chauvinistic.

10, when I was at school, I always felt that my vocabulary was too poor to find a suitable word to describe happiness. Expectation, sweetness, being together, dependence, attachment, being loved, love, happiness, happiness, cherish, these words seem to be a little worse. After graduation, I finally realized that there is only one word to describe happiness, and that is? Rich? .

1 1、? What I am most afraid of when withdrawing money from ATM is accidentally counting the balance. ?

12, took out a bottle of yogurt from the refrigerator at noon and took a look. I said, hey, it's actually apple flavor. The programmer colleague said, hey, do you want an Android flavor?

13, @ yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, girls are a strange creature. They will unconsciously be fascinated by the spell of words and really become like that. Like you tell her every day? Are you so cute? , she really will gradually become lovely; Tell her? Have you gained weight again? She will get fatter day by day; Tell her? Are you too narrow-minded? Will she be more narrow-minded? Even she said to herself? How stupid am I? , also really will be hopelessly stupid. So think before you speak.

God replied: I am a local tyrant!

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