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Funny joke: My good friend who has known me for eight years deliberately shot me. I covered my wound and apologized to him: I'm sorry, it's all because I'm not wearing a bulletproof vest. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Funny joke (1) 1, who would have thought that baldness was also called nothing wrong.

The more people commit suicide, the fewer people commit suicide.

3. Some people are obviously so thick-skinned, and they are still very flexible to turn up.

4. Two ears don't smell things outside the window, because they smell things with their noses.

5. Tathagata's hairstyle tells us that a round inch can also comb out dirty braids.

6. Lao Wang has two sleeves, but he was stopped by the security guard at the entrance of the supermarket and forced to hand over the paper towels hidden in the sleeves.

7. I didn't expect that the liar is so rampant now, and the nurses have publicly opened the company, and they also claim:? Nursery? .

8. How amazing is the human brain? Basically, it is a super perpetual motion machine, running 24 hours a day without holidays. However, when we take exams or meet people we like, it's very difficult. . . It went on strike! ! !

Funny joke (2) 1, playing racing games at noon, saying that he was competing with his colleagues, playing and playing, and suddenly squatting on the table.

I asked her:? Why don't you open it?

She said:? I get carsick. . . ?

2. I was playing with my mobile phone in bed, and suddenly my hand loosened and my mobile phone dropped.

Fortunately, I reacted quickly and rolled aside. It's good. I was not hit by a mobile phone.

The mobile phone lay quietly on the pillow, and I lay quietly on the ground.

It snows there, so it is difficult to ride. I chased the bus and was just about to get on it. There were a lot of people behind me. One sister ran in a hurry and slipped a shovel when she came over. Five or six of us were lying together, and a middle school student came over and said, Come on, bowling! ?

4. The school organized cultural activities. Xiao Ming deliberately wore a black skirt and a black hat, and imitated a dance step of MJ with the music. The audience applauded.

After the end, the headmaster personally commented on Xiaoming: I didn't expect you to imitate Chaplin. ?

5. I saw a gourmet man in the canteen and lost his temper with the canteen manager:? Look at the porridge in your canteen. Can I drink with a mask on?

6. Don't dare to take a female driver's car next time. The first time I met a driver who was about to crash without stepping on the brakes but covering his eyes. . .

Funny jokes (3) 1. My surname is Huang, and I was born in autumn, so my name is Huang.

I hate people who like to sit in the right place, especially when I bought a station ticket today.

3, you don't like me now, I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village! !

I didn't clean my bike all winter. Yesterday morning, when the weather was fine, I tried to wash my car clean and bright. Just like a new car, I am flattered. Of course, the effect is not covered! The car will be gone this afternoon. . .

I think, as long as I keep going, even if I can't catch up with you, others can't catch up with me. . . Later I found out that I was wrong. They all have cars, damn it!

6. Today, I told my daughter-in-law that if you don't wash my clothes, I've already found someone to do it! You still know this man. Daughter-in-law was angry at that time, and insisted on fighting a larger foe with me. Ask me who I am, and I say it's myself. I wash it myself. .

7. A Swedish man got a disability allowance just because he loves music. Addiction? After running 300 concerts a year, I can't work normally. . . I just want to ask, I am addicted to seafood and hot pot, and I can't work normally. Can I apply for a subsidy?

8. Since I learned to drive, I have been favored by coaches. So I advised the coach: rain ~ dew ~ all ~ touch ~! But the coach wouldn't listen! Just scold me. . . Just scold me. . .

9. A guest asked me online: Is your shoe size normal? Me: Honey, our shoes have never been crazy.

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