Children's classic quotations without children's words.

Childlike conversation has changed the way mothers record their babies' growth. Babies have quotations from children in their early childhood. The following are the classic children's sayings that you have compiled. I hope you like them.

Children's classic quotations

1) Grandma told Hengheng the story of the white rabbit and the wolf. Grandma asked Heng Heng: What did the big bad wolf think when the little white rabbit said that the big bad wolf was not his mother and she wouldn't open the door? Hengheng thought for a moment and said, the wolf must be very strange. Why do rabbits here all speak human language?

2) I took adzuki bean to play by the city wall. Suddenly, adzuki bean saw the children sketching. He looked at them for a long time and then asked me, uncle, they must be very poor, right? How difficult it is for them to draw like this. Why not buy a camera? How convenient it would be!

Bao Xiao is a computer geek. He suddenly turned off his computer for more than ten days. His mother asked him what happened. He said:? There is a virus in my computer. If I don't open it, it will have no food. I will starve those viruses. ?

4) When playing games, the teacher asked the children to talk about their dreams. Xiao Ming was the first to raise his hand and say, I had a good dream yesterday. ? The teacher asked, OK, why don't you tell me about your dream? Xiao Ming thought for a moment and said, Teacher, you speak! You were there. ?

5) When eating, Beibei grabbed a napkin, dipped some soup in the bowl first, then pointed to her father's nose and said in surprise, Yo, what a big nose.

6) Mom: My little sister next door is crying all day, so that my aunt doesn't know what to do. Bao Xiao: It's all my aunt's fault. He came back from the hospital. Why don't you want one? Baby guide book? And then what?

7) Hengheng can't figure out what zodiac it is. He heard his mother say that the baby born this year was a snake, so he said to himself: I was born a tiger baby then, and this year I became a snake baby. What baby will I become next year?

8) When I came home the next day, the landlord's son saw me and confidently pointed out that this uncle said so. Let his father laugh and cry.

9) When I am with my uncle's little brother next month, every family sometimes acts like a little adult. One day, the family was sitting around for dinner, and the little guy suddenly asked with concern: Mom, is my brother obedient? ! ? My mother looked helpless, but she still answered seriously: Oh, be obedient. Thank you for your concern. ?

10) Once, Hengheng's mother was on a business trip. Hengheng told his father that he wanted to eat steamed bread made by his mother. So, dad steamed the steamed bread for Hengheng according to the recipe. Hengheng looked at the steamed bread and said to himself, Mom's steamed bread will grow fat when cooked, but why doesn't Dad do it?

Sentences quoted from children's discourse

1) In the middle of the night, my mother felt Bao Xiao move, so she asked. Bao Xiao, do you have to pee? I didn't hear the reaction, and my mother fell asleep again. Unexpectedly, Bao Xiao's voice sounded: Can't you see that I am nodding? Dizzy! What eyes do you think mom has?

2) mom:? Baby, what kind of steamed stuffed bun do you want? There are big meat, beef and vegetarian steamed buns. ? Bao Xiao:? I am not a vegetarian! ? Mom:? Why? Bao Xiao:? I am not a monk! ? Mom is dizzy!

3) Xixi stayed at grandma's house for one night. When she got home, her father kindly asked, Sissy, did you sleep well at grandma's house? He thought for a long time and shook his head. I fell asleep and didn't smell it. ?

4) Mom wishes Bao Xiao a sweet dream, and Bao Xiao gets up and takes out snacks from the drawer to eat. Mom: Bao Xiao, it's not good to eat before going to bed! Bao Xiao: Don't you want me to have a sweet dream?

5) The six-year-old daughter asked seriously: Mom, does the table have legs? Mom: Of course it has legs, otherwise how can it stand up? Daughter: Then why not go? I rented a room in the east of the city. The landlord has a son who is six years old. He is naughty, clever and lovely, especially famous for imitating.

6) mom:? Sissy, while playing, my mother irons my father's clothes, and I love you. ? Xixi disappeared for a minute and then appeared beside her mother. Sissy:? Mom, have you finished burning dad's clothes?

7) Take the eldest brother's children to the bathroom to take a bath one day. Just after undressing, my little nephew looked at me and said to me, Uncle, why is your penis as big as mine? I'm so depressed. At this moment, my little nephew patted me and said solemnly: Never mind, my mother said it would grow up!

8) Hengheng came back from kindergarten with a unhappy face. Grandma asked? Hengheng, what's the matter? Hengheng said with injustice:? Grandma, Zhuo Zhuo and I, like my mom and dad, have completely broken up. ? Grandma asked? What happened? My deskmate Zhuo Zhuo didn't give me French fries, but Xiu Xiu did.

9) As usual, my mother will lead the children to clean up the toys. My mother is very cute. Baby, let's collect building blocks together and let them go home. ? The little guy said seriously, collecting toys is very tiring! ?

10) One of her colleagues has a one-year-old daughter and started to change her teeth. Her mother took her back to work after her tooth was pulled out. My mother asked her: Does your tooth still hurt? The little girl's answer made everyone around her laugh: Oh, I left my tooth in the hospital. I don't know if it hurts! ?

1 1) The baby volunteered to be a waiter. She put pen and paper together and stood in front of the whole family, solemnly demanding: order, order. ? Order an abalone? I said,? How big is it? He is unfamiliar with this word, but the baby seems to be familiar with it, especially sophisticated and unhurried. One year old, one year old. ?

Mom: Pierre, do you want a biscuit? Pierre didn't respond. His mother asked, Pierre, do you want a biscuit? Pierre said, yes, mom. Mom said: Why should I ask you twice? Pierre: Because I want to eat two tablets.

13) I had lunch one day. The rice was steamed by Yi Xuan's father. I took a bite and felt hard. I said to her, Yi Xuan, is the rice hard? She said:? The sun will be soft when it comes out! ?

14) It turned out that the landlord's son was dissatisfied with the food and always wanted to eat cat meat before I went home. Ask why. He said that if he ate it, he could grow long white hair like his beloved kitten. Oh, I know. Yesterday, the little guy asked me why there were so many long hairs on my legs. I told him that it was because I ate pork and pigs were hairy that they grew.

15) My mother often tells Xiaomei: Don't shake your skirt, or the little boy will see the underwear inside! One day, Xiaomei said happily to her mother: Mom, I played on the swing with Xiaoming today, and I won! Mom said angrily, didn't I tell you? Don't pose in a skirt! Xiaomei said proudly, but I am so smart! I took off my underwear inside, so he couldn't see my underwear!

16) Eating steamed buns at home, the baby said to his father: Give me a bag! Dad said to Xin Wei: Don't say Bao, say Bao Zi. The baby nodded to show that he remembered. At night, the baby suddenly pointed to his father's arm and said, Dad, your arm was bitten by a mosquito! When eating, Beibei grabbed a napkin, dipped some soup in the bowl, and then pointed to her father's nose. She was surprised and said, oh, what a snot.

17) It's nine o'clock in the evening, but my daughter is wide awake. I said to my daughter: Yoyo, you are going to sleep. If you don't sleep, it won't last long. ? My daughter smiled and said to me, You are so big and tall that you can stay up late. ? I was dumbfounded.

18) I watched TV with my three-year-old nephew. There is a black and white cow on TV. I told him: this is a cow. ? Two days later, I went to the zoo. When my nephew saw the zebra, he opened his mouth and said, Uncle, I know, this is a milk horse. ?

19) Xiaoming went to grandma's birthday party. When it's time to eat birthday buns, Xiaoming asks: Why do we eat this kind of birthday buns that look like ass? They listened to the face big change. Then Xiao Ming opened the birthday bag, looked at the bean paste inside and said, Grandma, look! There is shit in it! ? Everyone fainted, vomited and vomited.

20) according to the unified deployment of the residential property in the city, poison bait sites are set up in every corner of the building, and small boards are used for fear of hurting children? Poison bait? . Hengheng asked his mother, what is this? Mom said: it's a place to put rat poison. Hengheng thought for a moment and said to his mother, fortunately, the mouse can't read, otherwise it will expose the target.

Quote from children's jokes

Bao Xiao was so naughty that his father gave him a good beating. Bao Xiao gritted his teeth and announced categorically: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, suit yourself, but I swear to you, I will get back at your grandson in the future. ?

2) The six-year-old daughter asked seriously: Mom, does the table have legs? Mom: Of course it has legs, otherwise how can it stand up? Daughter: Then why not go? I rented a room in the east of the city. The landlord has a son who is six years old. He is naughty, clever and lovely, especially famous for imitating.

3) In the evening, when Mom and Dad were showing the video taken for Bao Xiao during the day, Bao Xiaojin came in and saw it and suddenly shouted: Piracy! Rushed up to turn off the TV, and then solemnly patted his chest and said, don't watch pirated copies, just watch the genuine ones if you want.

4) When my baby was two years old, I went to the aquarium with my little aunt for the first time to see marine life. Menstruation asked him what fish was in the tank, and she always replied: Braised fish.

5) One day after school, a little boy asked his mother. Mom, where the hell am I from? Mother thinks this question is not easy to answer, but she should take this opportunity to educate her children, taking cats and dogs as examples, and seriously talk about the reproductive process. After listening, the son said in a daze: How come ... The deskmate said he was from Shanxi! ?

6) My little nephew loved to sleep when he was a child, and once he slept in the sun to find his face. Poor shout: Turn off the lights! Turn off the lights! After telling him it was the sun, he shouted impatiently: Turn off the sun!

7) During the Spring Festival, Grandpa took Hengheng to get a haircut. Aunt said: Grandpa got a haircut. Hengheng barber shop Hengheng asked Grandpa: Why do you spend so much money with so little hair? Grandpa didn't know how to explain it. He said in a hurry: You have too much hair, black and bright. Grandpa has less hair, or is it old and white?

8) Eating steamed buns at home, the baby said to his father: Give me a bag! Dad said to Xin Wei: Don't say Bao, say Bao Zi. The baby nodded to show that he remembered. At night, the baby suddenly pointed to his father's arm and said, Dad, your arm was bitten by a mosquito!

9) ? Do you know where you are from? I know, that is, my father planted seeds in my mother's stomach and then took them out by surgery. Ha ha. ?

10) When I was with my uncle's little brother last month, every family sometimes acted like a little adult. One day, the family was sitting around for dinner, and the little guy suddenly asked with concern: Mom, is my brother obedient? ! ? My mother looked helpless, but she still answered seriously: Oh, be obedient. Thank you for your concern. ?

1 1) ? Baby, what are you doing on the ground? Get up! ? Teacher, my mother said that the puppy was lying on the ground because it was cool. I want to have a try! ? No, if it's hot, we humans don't have to lie on the ground when we turn on the air conditioner. ? But why is my dog still lying on the ground with the air conditioner on?

Mother wishes Bao Xiao a sweet dream. Bao Xiao gets up and takes out snacks from the drawer to eat. Mom: Bao Xiao, it's not good to eat before going to bed! Bao Xiao: Don't you want me to have a sweet dream?

13) When Bao Xiao was one month old, he didn't speak very well. He only said some adult addresses and simple words. When I upset her, she cried and called me aunt instead of mother, thinking it would make me angry.

14) When I was with my uncle's little brother last month, every family sometimes acted like a little adult. One day, the family was sitting around for dinner, and the little guy suddenly asked with concern: Mom, is my brother obedient? ! ? My mother looked helpless, but she still answered seriously: Oh, be obedient. Thank you for your concern. ?

Mom: Pierre, do you want a biscuit? Pierre didn't respond. His mother asked, Pierre, do you want a biscuit? Pierre said, yes, mom. Mom said: Why should I ask you twice? Pierre: Because I want to eat two tablets.

16) One day, my mother took Hengheng to a class reunion. When the food was ready, the waiter asked how to serve it. An uncle said: on the head. Hengheng whispered to her mother, I can eat chicken head rice or fish head rice, but I don't eat fish head rice.

Bao Xiao:? Mom, I broke the mirror, I broke the mirror! ? Mom:? I see, there is no need to say it again. ? Bao Xiao:? You said that once you confess, you can reduce your punishment by half! ?

18) Hengheng can't figure out what zodiac it is. He heard his mother say that the baby born this year was a snake, so he said to himself: I was born a tiger baby then, and this year I became a snake baby. What baby will I become next year?

19) Xixi told a story: a cat becomes a tiger when it sees a mouse, but it becomes a mouse when it sees a tiger again. Dad:? But? What is this? Xixi replied:? This is an animal bigger than a cat and smaller than a tiger. ?

20) Hengheng came back from kindergarten with a unhappy face. Grandma asked? Hengheng, what's the matter? Hengheng said with injustice:? Grandma, Zhuo Zhuo and I, like my mom and dad, have completely broken up. ? Grandma asked? What happened? My deskmate Zhuo Zhuo didn't give me French fries, but Xiu Xiu did.

2 1) Heng Heng said to his mother: All the children in our kindergarten say what they want to be when they grow up. Mom asked: What are you talking about? Heng Heng said: Tian Tian wants to be a scientist, Bing Bing wants to be an officer and Yuan Yuan wants to be a rich man. Mom asked: What do you want to do? Hengheng said: I want to be a father. I can hold my mother every night.

22) Xiaoming goes to grandma's birthday party. When it's time to eat birthday buns, Xiao Ming asks. Why do we eat this birthday bag that looks like ass? They listened to the face big change. Then Xiao Ming opened the birthday bag, looked at the bean paste inside and said, Grandma, look! There is shit in it! ? Everyone fainted, vomited and vomited.

23) One day, Hengheng asked his mother: Where am I from? Mom thought for a moment and said, I brought you back from the hospital? Hengheng said to himself:? Xiu Xiu is better because he is from Hubei. ?

24) Mom asks Pippi to get up: Get up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times! ? Pippi said? What does cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! ?

25) mom:? Sissy, why don't you share candy with your little sister? Look, the old hen found bugs and gave them to the chicks! ? Sissy:? Well, if I find bugs, I will feed them all to my little sister. ?

26) After dinner, mom and dad were moved by the story while watching TV and kissed unconsciously. Don't want to be seen by Bao Xiao playing with toys, Bao Xiao: Dad, the teacher says you should wipe your mouth with a towel! ?

27) Mom wants to take Bao Xiao to a friend's house that has just moved to a new home, but Dad is not at ease. Dad:? What if I can't find a place? Mom:? Ask! What's under our noses! ? Bao Xiao:? Under the nose is the nostril! ? Mom and dad fainted?

28) q:? Thank you, little friend. What's your name? A:? My name is red scarf. ?

29) Grandma was admitted to the hospital because of gallstones. Hengheng asked Dad: What happened to gallstones? Dad said quickly that gallstones are stones in your stomach. Hengheng said loudly to his father, take me to grandma quickly, and I will tell her not to eat the stones in her stomach again.

30) In the middle of the night, my mother felt Bao Xiao move, so she asked. Bao Xiao, do you have to pee? I didn't hear the reaction, and my mother fell asleep again. Unexpectedly, Bao Xiao's voice sounded: Can't you see that I am nodding? Dizzy! What eyes do you think mom has?

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