Humorous jokes of donkeys

One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. The cow scolded, "You are such an ass!" "

Why is the donkey called "stupid donkey" and "stupid donkey" but few people call it a horse?

Because horses are smart and donkeys are stupid!

The donkey pulled the mill, blindfolded the donkey and put a carrot in front of the donkey. When the donkey smelled it, he kept walking, thinking that there would be radishes to eat after two steps, but he couldn't eat them at last.

This is a stupid donkey, stupid donkey

A conversation between two friends: "You stupid donkey."

"I may really be an asshole ... the only question is: am I a donkey because I am your friend, or am I your friend because I am a donkey?"

I didn't pay attention to the cars on both sides when crossing the road this morning. A car screamed and stopped in front of me. The driver smiled sweetly and said, I braked for animals-you stupid donkey!

Kaka sent a short message to Xiao Y, which read:

Please read the poem aloud three times:

When the plum blossoms lie, the branches will lie under the embankment. Invite people to lie on the stone, lie on the wet and answer Chun Lv, and Chun Lv lie on the wet and answer Chun Lv!

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Y, think about it. This is a deep trap. . . I'm not being cheated.

So I replied that my back was not good, so you can demonstrate it after work.

It's not that easy to lie to me, haha. . .

As soon as this poem was spoken in Shaanxi dialect, the problem came out.

I have no culture, I can only lift shoes. Ask me who I am. I'm a big donkey, a big donkey, a big donkey.

Star's mobile phone received a strange short message, asking him to read it aloud in standard Mandarin. Star realized that Mandarin was good, so he read aloud: "Shore green, Shore green, Shore green is Chun Lv."

This reading doesn't matter. The Shandong aunt next door was overjoyed: "Whose donkey is howling there?"