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Once upon a time, there was a brother and sister. My brother has clairvoyance, and my sister has clairvoyance.

My brother saw strange things in the distance with his eyes and told them to his sister.

My sister listened to the hymn of the distant church with her ears and sang it to her brother.

As time went on, they fell in love, but no matter how they proved their innocence,

Father insisted on marrying off his sister,

So, my brother blinded Ji Zi's eyes, and my sister stretched Ji Zi's ears.

Why not? Just because there is no true love in this world, what kind of ability do you need to do it?

Later, a great musician was moved by this story.

In memory of them, he wrote a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation:

Two tigers, two tigers, run.

One has no eyes, the other has no ears,

That's weird. That's weird. ....................