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Jiao Zhongqing Johnny (Jforshort) Liu Lanzhi Lunch (Lforshort)

Jiao's mother, JMforshort, and lunch mother, LMforshort.

The son of the satrap, the son of the mayor (MSforshort), the robber thief (ABandC).

preface

J was beaten and ran onto the stage, and a roll of paper tube was smashed inside. J was hit by embarrassment)

Everyone says I'm afraid of my wife, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger, (whispering) and my wife is Wu Song. Everyone says I'm afraid of my wife, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger, (whispering) but my wife is Song Wu.

(pointing loudly at the door on the stage) I'm I'm I'mnotafraidofyou! I am not afraid of you!

(A washbasin is thrown out, and J catches it as a shield to protect his head)

So, who am I? So, who am I afraid of?

My wife is the most famous woman in the neighborhood for lunch.

My wife Liu Lanzhi is very famous around here.

She is braver, smarter and stronger than me.

She is braver, smarter and stronger than me.

I don't care about all this. I just hope she is gentler than me. But she's not!

I don't care about any of this. I just hope she is thinner than me. But she's not.

Having such a wife is like living in hell!

Having such a wife is like living in hell.

(another roll of paper tube hit inside, hitting J)

Oh, my God! Who can help me?

Oh, my God, somebody help me!

(below)

Act 1

(At the end of the opening remarks, JM made an eavesdropping recording.)

JM (on crutches): I can! I can!

(Inside) Lunch! Lunch! Where are you? Liu Lanzhi! Liu Lanzhi! Where are you?

L (jumping out of the door with apron and spatula): I'm coming! What's the matter, mom? I'm here! What happened, mom?

JM: I have repeatedly told you that you should call me "my most beautiful, elegant and dear mother-in-law". How many times have I told you that you should call me "my beautiful and elegant dearest mother."

All right. My most beautiful, elegant and dearest mother-in-law, what's the matter?

Well, my beautiful and elegant dearest mother, what happened?

JM: Since you married my son, your behavior has become so bad. You are too rude, too abrupt, too lazy ...

Although you married my son, you behaved badly. You are too rude, reckless and lazy. ...

Li: but ... but ...

JM: Never interrupt me! Do not interrupt me!

Never interrupt me! Do not interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard, cooking and washing clothes all day. I have ten soft houses, soft pigs, ducks and chickens ...

Since I married your son, I have been working hard in Jiao Zhongqing, washing clothes and cooking every day.

JM: But everything you do is not as valuable as a grandson!

But nothing you do is as valuable as your grandson.

L (angrily waving a spatula): Oh, you want a grandson, don't you? Ask your son. I'm leaving! (tear off the apron, throw it in JM's face and put it down)

Oh, you want grandchildren, right? Go find your son! I'm leaving!