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A sketch script for five people, one man and four women, urgently needed

I carry forward the culture of the famous people

A: "I am a stranger in a foreign land, and I miss my relatives even more during the holidays. I know from afar that when my brothers climb to the heights, they will plant dogwood everywhere and there will be one less person." Nine The Double Ninth Festival is here again, where can we find our brothers in a foreign land?

B: There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, it is suspected to be frost on the ground. Looking up at the bright moon, looking down at my parents. Alas, year after year I am away from home, and my homesickness grows day by day.

A: I see that this dear man is very talented and knowledgeable. I wonder where he is from?

B: I was born in Chengji, Longxi, with the courtesy name Taibai. I don’t know who you are?

A: Are you the famous poet Li Taibai? Long time admiration! I am Wang Wei, an unknown junior, but I am polite here.

B: Brother Mojie is too modest. You are good at landscape painting, poetry and painting. Who doesn’t know this? Everyone knows it? I am so lucky to know you!

A;Brother Taibai, how about we sit down and have a long talk?

B: That’s exactly what I meant! please!

C: Once the hardships have happened, no one will see Tianxiang when he is in trouble. The mountains and rivers are broken, the mood is confused, the country is broken and the family is destroyed, and the people are indignant. Why! Since ancient times, no one has died, leaving a loyal heart to illuminate history. Before the thief's sword fell, I entered the time tunnel. Where is this? It feels like a world away. There is someone vaguely ahead, so you might as well go up and ask.

B: I started from Jiangling and traveled all over the great rivers and mountains of the motherland. It was really eye-opening along the way. I also visited Brother Mojie’s hometown!

A: That’s great! You come from your hometown, you should know the things in your hometown. Will the winter plum blossoms bloom in front of the beautiful window tomorrow?

B: Brother Mojie is so homesick, so I will tell you all about your hometown.

C: (step forward) May I ask, gentlemen, what dynasty are you in now? (A and B first looked surprised, then laughed)

A: Of course it’s the Tang Dynasty? Don’t you know...Looking at your attire, you don’t look like someone from this dynasty, do you?

C: Next, Tianxiang, ah, since this is the Tang Dynasty? Then I took the wrong path. I want to go back to the Southern Song Dynasty and use my blood to drive away the Tartars! Sorry for the inconvenience!

B: Where are you talking? Now that we are here, we must do our best to be landlords. Please take a seat quickly.

Ding: The mist is thick and the clouds are dark, and the day is endless, and the golden beast disappears from the auspicious brain. It’s the Double Ninth Festival and it’s the Double Ninth Festival. The jade pillow and gauze cupboard are cool in the middle of the night. After dusk when I drink wine in Dongli, there is a faint fragrance filling my sleeves. There is no way to lose one's soul. The west wind blows behind the curtain, and people are thinner than yellow flowers. Missing me, Li Qingzhao, since my husband Mingcheng abandoned me, I have suffered all the hardships and hardships of the world and tasted all the hardships of the world. I miss that foolish king who listened to the slander and mistakenly thought that my husband had colluded with the Jin people. I will dedicate all my family property to him to prove my husband's innocence. But all this was in vain. In a fit of anger, I sold all my calligraphy, painting and antiques in exchange for a time travel card, and came to the Tang Dynasty to visit my idol from another life, lay Buddhist Qinglian.

C: (Stand up and go to greet him) Aren’t you a layman from Yi’an? It’s really rare to meet here!

Ding: Who are you?

C: I am Wen Tianxiang of the Song Dynasty, ah, I know my predecessor from his poems. You "will be a hero in life and a hero in death." You always encourage me to charge into battle and fight in the battlefield with blood!

Ding: It’s great to see people from this dynasty. I suspect I had a good dream last night because I met an old friend today. How lucky we are to meet here! I wonder who these two are?

C: Let me introduce to you: This is the poet Li Bai, and this is the poet and painter Wang Wei.

Ding: (Seeing Li Bai, excited) The stars in the sky are spinning, and hundreds of years have passed in the world. Now that I have met you, it is a great joy in the world. Greetings. (Everyone sits down)

E: Riding thousands of miles away to find my brother, the red rabbit keeps moving day and night. There are thousands of mountains and rivers and no one knows where to go, so the four people in front of me went to ask for directions. Everyone: Guan Yu, excuse me, I wonder where this is? How far is it from Jingzhou?

A, B, B, D: Ah! Guan Yunchang! Today was really an eye-opener.

A: General Guan, you have mistaken the wrong dynasty. It is already the Tang Dynasty, and you still have to go a long way to return to the Han Dynasty.

E: That’s it! Say goodbye to Changbanpo. I miss my brother Liu Bei very much. I was so anxious to get on the road that I couldn't tell the way.

C: We heard that Guan Yu has great martial arts skills and is not afraid of fists and swords. Today I'm going to compete with you.

(Wen and Guan fight together)

E: You say you are invincible, I say I am unparalleled. We have fought fifty rounds with no outcome, so why not ask a few of them to comment. (The two stop)

Ding: You are from the Song Dynasty and he is from the Han Dynasty. Why are you two fighting? It will be up to posterity to decide whether you are good or bad, don’t be a hero now!

C: Everyone misunderstood, I was just discussing with my seniors.

B: We are both from the Tang, Song and Han Dynasties. People in the prosperous Tang Dynasty praised us, so why not enjoy life in the Tang Dynasty?

Bingdingwu: Individuals have their own pursuits, and they are friends no matter where they go.

A, B, B, Ding and Wu: A family came from the Han, Song and Tang Dynasties and traveled to the ends of the world in a carefree way. The history and culture are many and long, and I will carry forward the culture of famous ethnic groups!