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To love someone is to get a kiss when you get up in the morning;

To love someone is to let her pull you up when you are bedridden, and when she reaches out to you, you are suddenly pulled into your arms;

To love someone is to cook a meal that she can't swallow, but you eat it with relish, saying that the meal cooked by your girlfriend is much better than that outside, and then secretly eat something else;

To love someone is to let her copy things for you. "I love you" popped up when reading, and she wrote it in the article by the way.

To love someone is to ask you for flowers on Valentine's Day. You solemnly said: it is too expensive to buy flowers on holidays, and merchants take the opportunity to raise prices. When she came home disheartened, she saw a handful of red roses smiling at her;

Love a person, that is, when she is angry, you surround her left three times and right three times: don't be angry, you see, I am in a hurry;

Loving someone means that when she has no appetite and doesn't want to eat, you scold her loudly and put her favorite dishes in her bowl;

Loving someone is when she wants to go home in the middle of the snowy night, you wait for her at her work place until she is cold all over, but forget that the car can always take her home;

To love someone is to insist on taking medicine when she is in poor health, but always accidentally throw it aside. When you see it, say to her sternly: Don't call me if you are in pain in the future, and I won't care about you. When she is in pain, you look at her with more painful eyes than her;

Love a person, that is, when you eat something, you don't care to send it to her mouth, and she doesn't care to eat it.

Loving someone means that every dress bought for her fits her figure, which can make her proudly say: my boyfriend bought it for me;

To love someone is to buy something you don't like, accept it gladly, then put it aside and use it once or twice occasionally;

Loving someone means that the sweater she knitted for you is small, and she wants to give it to others, but you won't let me wear it after I lose weight;

To love someone is to hold her around a few times when you are happy and stay with her when you are frustrated. I believe that her slender shoulders can bear your heavy heart;

To love someone is to go home and lose your temper with her when something goes wrong outside;

To love someone is to give her a normal phone call every day when she is on a business trip;

To love someone is to believe and respect everything about her;

Loving someone means that no matter what interesting, beautiful and delicious things you (she) meet outside, you will think in your heart: if only she (you) were here;

Loving someone means that no matter where you take her, you proudly introduce: this is my girlfriend;

To love someone is to treat her with love all the time, without deliberately doing many things for her, but everything is full of deep love;

Loving someone means that two people depend on each other, get used to each other, get used to each other's existence in life, get used to each other's advantages and disadvantages, and get used to his breath in the air;

Loving a person is actually very ordinary, and loving ordinary is true.

I am a girl. I am disgusted to see that some boys want to chase girls who they like but dare not chase, and want others to chase them backwards.

From a girl's point of view, I know more about girls' psychology. Most girls don't take the initiative to pursue the boys they like, unless they really like them too much or are the kind of girls who are very brave and brave. So, if you like a girl very much and think she is a little interested in you, take the initiative and don't engage in a tug-of-war with her, you will feel uncomfortable. Maybe the person you like will also suffer.

When girls are being chased, their psychology is very complicated. She may be happy, but she is a little scared. She has ambivalence towards the boy who intruded into her quiet life. She didn't mean to. Don't think she is testing you, but she is actually fighting herself. She is afraid of getting hurt.

Don't be afraid that your initiative will bring her disgust. If you don't take the initiative, she won't take the initiative, and it will fade slowly. It's normal if your initial confession is rejected by her. Don't be discouraged, who knows what this girl is thinking?

Maybe if you confess twice, she will be moved by you. A good girl with a kind heart is easily moved.

If you encounter setbacks, leave immediately, never reply to this girl again, protect yourself tightly and lick the wound silently. And when you are in pain, as everyone knows, that girl may be regretting, regretting! Maybe she will secretly cry and regret rejecting you, and then she will be sad to see your indifferent eyes, but she won't tell you, and she will never let you come back to chase her. Your excessive self-esteem may hurt a girl's sensitive heart.

She will think that you don't really like him, otherwise how could you just give her up?

Some people say that it is really difficult for boys and it is not easy to chase girls. But my feeling is that this phenomenon is inseparable from the social role orientation of men and women. From a physiological and social point of view, women are always passive. If, on the other hand, men are ashamed and women are brave, the world will be in a mess! Women's shyness is always beautiful ~ I always hear that a brave man overcame many difficulties and finally won the heart of a beautiful woman. There are few examples to the contrary.

Some boys are afraid that others will say that they are dead and pester them to fight, leaving a bad reputation. But I think boys pursue the girl they like and continue to be nice to this girl after encountering some setbacks, which shows that people really like it and are sincere. If it doesn't work, there's nothing to regret. It's nothing. Who makes people like it? I hate people blindly following me, and I hate boys who have no opinions and care too much about what others think of them. They deserve not to find a girlfriend.

If you are a man, be brave. Girls are emotional and easily immersed in love. Although you work hard, once your heart touches her, you will get more and more love. Such examples abound around us. Girls are gentle and considerate to their boyfriends. What was the sweetness of the original hard work? And most good girls are devoted and single-minded.

Therefore, it is suggested that some boys be brave and pursue the girls they like, instead of being so timid. One is that people think you are unmanly, and the other is that you feel uncomfortable. But, most importantly, you get nothing in the end. Happiness is always earned by yourself, don't expect others to give it to you!

By the way, I think it's good to take the initiative, because your goal is what you really like. Girls are often passive and can only choose to accept and refuse, so I would rather take the initiative and love what I love without regrets!

Life is beautiful, enjoy it and learn to find it!

First, what kind of first impression should I leave on MM (time: I just started to contact MM)

1, I think the most important thing is to let MM see your self-motivated.

The greatest charm of a man lies in his successful career. Young people can't be "successful" if they don't work long hours. At this time, you should make MM feel that you are a self-motivated person.

Others can talk nonsense, but this question cannot be vague. You must tell MM that you are full of confidence in the future, that you are not satisfied with the status quo, and that you have a long-term plan. In a word, your future is not a dream.

2. Be confident and responsible.

Don't be a child. Girls are lazy and want to find someone to rely on. You should show your confidence and sense of responsibility.

It's better to have a wrong choice than no choice at all.

Not too formal, but not too casual.

Where it is serious, it is serious. It's funny when it's funny.

Girls like men who are a little cynical, so it seems that they don't care about anything, which is too dull.

Step 4 look mature

A leisurely man has fatal attraction to mm.

Second, how to further contact MM (time: the stage of starting to chase)

1, the most important thing at this stage is not to worry, not to make things so clear that people can see at a glance that you are chasing others.

Think about it. Most people don't like you at first sight, but they don't hate you at first sight. They are all children of ordinary people (unless you look like Chow Yun Fat, Andy Lau or kevin costner). Good feelings need to be realized through constant understanding, so the key to the problem is the opportunity for further development you want.

Think about it from the girl's point of view: if you rush directly to have sex, the girl must be under psychological pressure. If I find that I don't like you after a while, it won't be a lie, will it? So if you come out resolutely from the beginning, you will basically be bored back immediately.

Step 2 start with a low profile

First of all, we should position the relationship as a "friend", which is originally an "ordinary friend". You want to be a "good friend". Those with taste can also ask the other party to be a "confidante" or something. In short, don't say "chasing you".

Think about it, if you don't mention "chasing" at all, then there is less chance for a girl to "refuse" you-how can you refuse if you don't chase her? !

This can relieve the psychological pressure of girls and let you have a smooth relationship. Don't fantasize about agreeing to marry you after three days. You should communicate fully and understand that feelings don't come out of thin air.

Don't be too impatient in the process of communication.

Relax and don't pester others all day. Anyone who does this to you will get tired of it. A good friend of mine told me that the key to chasing girls is eight words-"hot and cold, playing hard to get" (this is the crystallization of my classmates' efforts for many years).

Staying with people all day, naturally you won't think you are good. If you are indifferent for a day or two, girls will remember the benefits of your existence.

Also, don't show the ambition of "you don't want to marry". It is not good for the price to drop too low. Sometimes you can play a little trick.

4. Create opportunities appropriately.

I said before, don't turn things into "you are chasing others" right away, you need to get close to girls. At this time, it depends on your creativity.

You can collect information and find ways to turn waiting for rabbits into encounters; You can also pretend to be casual and find the best reason to invite someone to do something with you.

In short, this is the most technical place. If it is really not feasible, you can consult your predecessors.

5. Never: It is impolite to give gifts to others casually.

Some people are eager to chase girls and like to buy things for others often, but they don't know that chasing girls is the most taboo.

As the saying goes, "something for nothing". You are putting pressure on others by giving them something like this. People will feel indebted to you, so they will find ways to repay you. If they can't, they will find a way not to associate with you, so they won't always owe you a favor.

If you want to show your sincerity, please invite girls to spend money together, such as finding a good restaurant to eat or an expensive place to play together. Girls can naturally see that you spent a lot of money, but after all, the money was spent by two people, not taken home.

Third, what is a "girlfriend"?

1, "girlfriend" is a fact, not a promise.

You start dating girls, from "ordinary friends" to "good friends" to "very, very good friends who talk about everything". On a sunny afternoon, you "accidentally" held her hand; In "Willow Shoot on the Moon", you suddenly attack and kiss her. At this time, she is already your girlfriend. Whether she admits it or not, she already thinks you are her boyfriend.

I know the best. I didn't ask "Would you like to be my girlfriend" until I went to bed. Finally, the girl was anxious: "Why don't you ask me to be your girlfriend!" "

So, don't rush to pierce enough paper, the more hazy the situation, the better for you.

2. What is "confession"?

As I said before, confession is actually just a form, and the correct order should be: in fact, you have become your girlfriend, and you can confess to others. Many people don't understand this problem. They always feel that people promise to be their girlfriends first, and then what? I can only say that they are very, very "simple" and very, very "stupid".

3. Have you ever had to confess?

Yes, for example, there is a third party, or your relationship with a girl is immature, but two people may be separated for a while.

At this time, confession is an immature confession, which is very risky. It is similar to the grim situation when playing Go. The backward side was forced to release the "winning hand". If you win, you win. If you lose, you can only say that you are born with bad luck.

4. Don't export the word "love" easily.

I often see a "bold confession" in the forum. To be honest, I really think this is a very immature performance. "Love" is a sacred word, which means pursuit, commitment and even a responsibility.

A man who casually says "love" is irresponsible.

Fourth, civilized love cannot be forced.

1, not every MM can catch up.

There will always be many people chasing good girls, and it is impossible to satisfy everyone's wishes. There will always be losers. For example, even if you study hard and master the principle of chasing MM, you can't catch up with either twin.

Look at the problem from another angle. Even if a rural nanny who has never graduated from primary school is kind to you, earning 600 yuan a month and buying you 700 yuan as a gift (overdraft), and willing to be a cow and a horse for you, you will not fall in love with her. If she cries and pesters you every day, you must feel bored.

So love needs a material foundation, at least a balance.

2. Chasing MM is a serious social activity.

Don't bother others, leave yourself a way out. Why don't men have wives? Some MMs are really snobbish (a few). If you are not convinced, you can make a determined effort.

Prove with facts that "she was blind at that time", and never mistake others for yourself.

There are always too many interpretations about love, and we can never find a fixed track, because we can never accept the fact that a pair of close lovers will eventually break up.

Feel sad? Or do you think it is a deep regret?

Although, in our life, everyone will always leave some regrets more or less.

Although, regret itself is actually a part of life.

However, we will still be a little unwilling, unwilling to lose the trust accumulated bit by bit in an instant.

I remember someone saying; Memories are beautiful because of regret! I didn't think so at first, but now I have believed this illogical truth, especially in the emotional world. Because, desire and possession! Many times, we all inadvertently affect our reason and judgment.

However, it will be several years before we realize that those regrets are the most beautiful embellishments in our lives.

Perhaps, those regrets are just a painful memory, but it is always after we suddenly look back that we find those regrets are the most beautiful highlights in our story.

Then, we will marvel that life will only become colorful because of the embellishment of regret! So, we tell ourselves that regret is a growing experience? Isn't this better? I yearn for the love in the ivory tower. It's simple, but it's beautiful.

You don't need too many vows of eternal love, and you don't need too many pursuits. Just silently guarding your feelings and passions may be enough.

I have been abiding by this rule unswervingly! So, in the warm spring, I planted my ideals and dependence. However, after that storm, I found that it is really not easy to thrive.

Because love still needs sunshine, love still needs moisture, and love still needs a lot!

As a result, I slowly learned to be subtle in the crowd. Try to hide the scores of the years better! Try to bury your youthful impulses and inner feelings deeper! It's not that I don't believe in the legend of holding your hand and growing old together. It's not that I can't agree with the fusion of spirit and desire.

Because I believe that many times, we just lose patience and confidence. Just because love ran aground, trust became speculation, and waiting became vagrancy.

Just because, in every love story, we always have too many temptations and strategies, we naturally lose ourselves in this sad story and become an unfortunate role, so we constantly remind ourselves that without unquestionable youth, it is difficult to have a constant oath.

Only in every lonely night, when the wine smells sad, will I relive the little touch I once had and the regret I missed every time.

In life, we always have too many fetters, and we really can't grasp them well. Therefore, we just wander silently on the edge of love and dreams, stopping for a long time. I once had a dream that there were birds, flowers, light rain, sunshine, me and her. ...

The love I long for. I also used all my efforts to draw a blueprint of love, create a dream home in my heart, and care for every detail in my dream.

Regrettably, this dream has fallen without a trace, just like a mirror, so untouchable. Seal the unreachable love with beautiful packaging, and then stick an eye-catching label: love is fragile, be careful not to get close!

Perhaps, a beautiful dream is always an uncontrollable cloud! I only have: leave regrets to the past and dreams to tomorrow! I sigh: Is it true that memories will only become beautiful because of the embellishment of regrets?