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Dishabao's composition

I think many friends have played throwing sandbags. Therefore, the following is the composition of throwing sandbags for your reference.

On Saturday, I went to the square with Li Chenlu, Li and my mother to play sandbags.

Hands behind your back, I'm with my mother, rocks, scissors and cloth. If we win, we'll play first. The game is on! They threw sandbags at us, and my mother and I hid from each other. Later, my mother was smashed and I was still in the middle! I tried my best to get a sandbag for my mother to play with. Mom always wanted to get more, but she didn't get it well and was thrown off the court. "Haste makes waste." Mom said regretfully. I also wanted to pick up another sandbag to save my mother, but I didn't pick it up in a hurry and was thrown off the stage. It's their turn to play.

Unconsciously, it's getting late. Time to go home. Although we were tired and sweaty, we had a good time! We have an appointment to play sandbag throwing again next week.

On Sunday afternoon, Xiao Ming felt bored at home, so he went out to find some children to play with sandbags in Little Square. He and Xiaohong, Xiaoli and Gang's nine friends started to prepare separately.

Liang Xiao first drew a big rectangle on the ground with chalk, and Xiaohong brought sandbags. They started the game.

In the first game, Xiao Liang was the referee, Xiao Zhang and Xiao Ming threw the ball, and the others avoided. Xiao Zhang and Xiao Ming stand behind the lines at both ends of the rectangle respectively. At first, Xiao Ming lost it. I saw him lean back and stretch his hand forward. The sandbag flew to Xiao Pang, the nearest to him. Xiaopang tried to get out of the way, but accidentally bumped into Xiao Li next to him. Xiao Pang was beaten. Xiao Pang pursed his lips and whispered, "Why am I always unlucky?" Say don't be depressed.

After a bad start, Xiao Ming and Xiao Zhang became more and more brave, and soon only Xiaoli and Xiaomei were left on the field. Because there are few people, there is much more room for running on the field. The target is not easy to hit. Xiao Ming and Xiao Zhang tried many times, but they still couldn't. Xiaoli and Xiaomei also came running breathlessly, deadlocked with each other. At this time, Xiao Ming had a plan. He bluffed and pretended to throw Xiaomei's head. Xiaomei squatted down, and Xiaoming threw it down and hit Xiaomei on the leg. Xiaomei also came down depressed. Now only the strongest Xiaoli is left on the field. How can I hit her? Xiao Zhang had a brainwave and winked at Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming understood and threw the sandbag in his hand at Xiao Zhang. Xiao Zhang caught it and quickly threw it to Xiao Li. Xiao Li reacted quickly and turned around at once, but he was still slow and was hit by a sandbag. "Oh, it worked! Success! " Xiao Ming and Xiao Zhang embraced and danced to celebrate their victory. Xiaoli sat listlessly on the bench next to her. Xiaohong ran to comfort her, and Xiaoli smiled and said loudly, "Let's have another game." Little friends are playing happily together again.

My mother came to pick me up after school this afternoon. My mother said to me, "Guess what my mother just did?" I said, "I went to the supermarket." Mom said, "No." I said, "I can't guess." Tell me what you want to buy this morning.

Debao Composition 3 This afternoon, my mother came to pick me up after school. My mother said to me, "Guess what my mother just did?" I said, "I went to the supermarket." Mom said, "No." I said, "I can't guess." Tell me what you want to buy this morning. I just remembered sandbags. I asked my mother what color it was. Mom told me it was green. I don't want to buy a pink one. Why buy a green one? Mom said there was only one. I went home with my mother.

When I got downstairs, I said, "Mom, I'll throw some sandbags!" " "The first time I threw it in the car, the second time I threw it in the bushes. I wanted to hit the tree, but I missed it and fell into the bushes below. I asked my mother, "Mom, can you help me pick it up? "My mother picked it up for me and stained my mother's clothes. I dare not throw it into the bushes again. Leaving it aside for a while, my mother and I went upstairs and went home.

After I got home, I played with sandbags again. The result was thrown into the fish tank. I asked my mother to bring me a sandbag. After taking it off, my mother said that you should not throw it behind the fish tank. If you leave it there, no one will take it out. From now on, I will never throw sandbags casually again.

I think sandbags are interesting.

Last week, my brother and I were at my grandmother's house, so I suggested to my brother, "Shall we throw sandbags?" My brother readily agreed. My brother and I took sandbags and set off separately.

When we came to the clearing and drew the center line, my brother and I stood at both ends of the center line ready to start throwing. I can't wait for my brother to send the first bullet. It's really sad The "bullet" actually landed on the center line and only threw five or six meters. Brother smiled and said, "You buckle this sandbag very badly." I repeatedly said, "Wrong, wrong!" My brother threw it away, only to see that he shook his arm unhurriedly and then threw the sandbag out hard. Sure enough, sandbags flew into the sky like firecrackers. Just as my brother was elated, the sandbag rushed down like a bird with a broken wing and landed right next to my sandbag. I smiled and said, "Nice move! Throw the ball high! "

In the second round, my brother threw it away first. My brother threw it with all his strength and said, "Go, Shenzhou VII." I saw sandbags like meteors across an arc in mid-air. "Good shot, good shot!" I said approvingly. It's my turn to throw it away. I threw the sandbag in the past, because it was too hard and the sandbag was gone. We looked around, and it turned out that I had left the sandbags behind. My brother laughed at me and said, "If there is a war, grenades will blow up our own human beings." "Ha ha ..." We both laughed.

Throwing sandbags can not only enrich my after-school life, but also help me exercise. Students, practice throwing sandbags more!