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On the correct posture of wrestling male gods
Lu Furong's appearance is barely comely in the Chinese Department, but she is well-known in the whole Chinese Department and the mathematics department next door. There is a simple reason. She has a boyfriend with both talent and beauty-Xu.
Xu, a gifted scholar in the department of mathematics. The reason why he can impress a group of Chinese girls who can't even tell the positive from the negative is because he has a face that turns all beings upside down. Even Shiyu, the acknowledged goddess in the college, would be ashamed to see him. Every lecture on mathematical theory is always hard to get a ticket, and the audience is packed. All the girls are the same. Looking around, people can't help but suspect that this is not a math speech, but the emperor chooses a concubine.
In the eyes of girls, he is an elegant "Xu Gongzi" in Leng Yan, but in Lu Furong's heart, he is absolutely silent and immortal.
For example, last month, Lu Furong saw her own shadow on the glass window and said to Xu, who was reading a book thick enough to kill people, "Xu Gongzi, do you find that sometimes you feel strange when you look in the mirror?"
Every time Xu Zhoushan hears her shout "Xu Gongzi", she knows that she will be filled with emotion again. Hearing Lu Furong's words, he was still thinking about going to the professor to discuss the feasibility of this introduction later, so he simply said, "No."
Hearing his perfunctory answer, Lu Furong angrily pulled Xu Zhousheng's absolutely beautiful face and forced him to face himself: "How can I feel this way?"
Xu Zhousheng thought about it carefully and then decided, "Is it because you think you are too ugly to recognize each other?"
Last week, for example, Lu Furong weighed herself with weighing scale at the entrance of the canteen on a whim, only to find that she had lost weight. So he told Xu ecstatically, but Xu glanced at the rickety pointer pointing to 30 out of the corner of his eye, and told the truth miserably: "It's not that you lost weight, it's that it's broken."
For example, last week, Lu Furong cut a recently popular air bangs, and then ran to Xu to show off. She thought she would get a compliment, but after a glance, Xu said simply, "shattered glass."
See, this is her boyfriend, Xu Zhoushan, a beautiful son who is as warm as jade in the eyes of others, and his outrageous tongue biting behavior in front of Lu Furong is simply too numerous to mention.
But now he can't call it a boyfriend, but an ex-boyfriend-his "broken glass" made them break up in discord.
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Lu Furong didn't expect him to be so crisp and agile. Aren't all students in the mathematics department biased and never dragged their feet? Lu Furong flew into a rage and warned him, "Xu Zhousheng, you will regret it." But later, when he thought that he was born so upside down and there were a lot of girls waiting in line to throw themselves at each other, he had nothing to regret, and he was even more angry.
Back to the dormitory, I just saw Song Xiling, so I angrily yelled at Song Xiling. At that time, Song Xiling was drooling over the unsmiling but particularly charming face of the big brother. She asked doubtfully, "Did I rob your man?"
Lu Furong told Song Xiling the cause and effect: "It's all your fault, let me cut a ghostly bangs! I broke up with Xu Zhoushan! "
Song Xiling was stunned, so many bangs? You can also play mandarin ducks.
After Lu Furong finished yelling, Yu Xin asked, "Song Xiling, do you think Xu Zhousheng will regret it?"
The word "no" was firmly said by Song Xiling. "Lu Furong, did you take the opportunity to throw him down during your contact with Xu Zhoushan?"
"Jump on your head!" Lu Furong slapped Song Xiling's leg and made her grin.
Song Xiling rubbed his sore leg and said regretfully, "Really? Don't you have a conscience when you look at Xu Yingjun's face? Alas, my SLR is too unworthy to die. "
"You return not bashful against the bill of lading? If you hadn't seduced me with a SLR, would I have gotten into Xu Zhoushan? If I hadn't chased him, I wouldn't have ended up like this. " Lu Furong shouted.
She and Song Xiling mentioned chasing Xu Zhoushan on a whim. Once after drinking with Song Xiling, Lu Furong began to talk nonsense. "Song Xiling quickly said that I am a beautiful girl who is invincible in the universe."
Song Xiling looked at this "beautiful girl" with a height of 158cm and shook her head. "If you can hook up with Xu Zhoushan, I will admit it."
Song Xiling's naked challenge immediately ignited a raging fighting spirit in Lu Furong's heart. "Good. After the job is done, I want Canon's latest SLR. "
"It's a deal." Then the two of them were drunk and signed a contract to recover the debt after waking up.
Looking back now, if she had not bet with Song Xiling, she and Xu would never have any intersection in their lives.
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When Lu Furong saw the paper contract, she hated her inability to reverse Gan Kun. But for the sake of SLR, she still took risks and made a set of accurate catch-up plans.
The first step is to brush the sense of existence. Lu Furong bribed Xu Zhoushan's roommate You Heng with Song Xiling's game equipment. Although defeated by Song Xiling, she successfully got the schedule of Xu Zhoushan. Looking at a thin piece of paper in his hand, Lu Furong suddenly wondered if Xu Zhoushan was a human being! I go to the library every afternoon!
Lu Furong had to give up the good time of watching a play in the afternoon to go to the library, and then "coincidentally" stood next to Xu Zhoushan who was looking for a book in front of the bookshelf and asked, "What's your name, classmate? Can I have the above copy of Fortress Besieged? " Start chatting up. Watching Xu easily win Besieged City, she thanked herself for giving birth to a pair of short legs for the first time.
After Xu Zhousheng told her her name, Lu Furong asked obsequiously, "Is your name from the poem" The boat dies now, and the river and the sea live the rest of their lives "? Haha, your father's adult is really knowledgeable and responsible. Unlike my dad, I took a picture of' Lu Furong' casually when I saw the hibiscus in full bloom. "
Lu Furong thought that by complimenting each other's father in this way, she could make herself look different. But I didn't expect Xu Zhousheng to ask, "This classmate, is that why you like my dad?"
Huh? Lu Furong first realized what "smart" means. This move ended in failure, and Lu Furong started the second step.
As the saying goes, to grasp a man's heart, we must first grasp his stomach. Fortunately, Lu Furong knows that there is a super delicious breakfast at the school gate. However, according to the timetable, Xu's breakfast time is six o'clock, and Lu Furong hesitated. At six o'clock in the morning, she was still touching the lovely bed. Seeing that Lu Furong was about to lose to his laziness, Song Xiling waved the "contract" that had already been signed. So Lu Furong decisively chose Xu.
Lu Furong took a lunch box and sat down opposite Xu Zhoushan, worried that the nobles would forget things and did not forget to introduce themselves: "Hello, Xu Zhoushan. I'm Lu Furong. Hibiscus is in full bloom. "
Xu Zhousheng looked up at Lu Furong lightly, nodded with precious words, and then continued to eat. Such indifference did not douse Lu Furong's fierce fighting spirit. Lu Furong said, "I heard that you are going to give a speech at the North Campus. How can you eat this? While eating my share, I quickly changed Xu Zhoushan's lunch box.
"Xu Zhoushan, you are so good at math, you must know that this rice has finally changed from a small seedling to a grain of rice after several cycles of life and death, and finally has the value of a little rice. So you must be reluctant to leave. " Lu Furong was really afraid that Xu would dump it directly, and was moved from ear to ear immediately.
Should I ask the students in the Agricultural College? Xu Zhousheng looked suspiciously at the girl with round eyes. What does it have to do with mathematics? But this meal looks good. Xu Zhousheng picked up chopsticks and tasted them. Mmm, it's really delicious.
Seeing that Xu didn't refuse, Lu Furong contracted his breakfast more boldly. Until one morning, when Lu Furong saw Xu coming towards him with a lunch box, he almost cried with joy. It seems that Xu has fallen in love with breakfast, so is he far from liking her?
When Xu Zhousheng approached, Lu Furong listened to him and said, "Lu Furong, do you like my lunch box very much? I can give it to you if you like. "
Huh? Lu Furong suffered internal injuries again. He really thinks she likes lunch boxes. But what did Xu Zhoushan just call her? Lu furong. It seems that he has remembered her name, and she has taken a step from the original place. Then start the third step.
Knowing that Xu likes detective stories best, Lu Furong decided to send him an exclusive detective story by SMS. At nine o'clock every night, she gives Xu Zhou five hundred words on time. Of course, she also did not forget to solemnly write the words "Lu Furong" at the end. She must let Xu remember this name for life.
For three weeks in a row, on this day, Lu Furong sat on the floor of the library in a daze, and even someone sitting next to her didn't notice.
"What happened later?"
Lu Furong turned to look at Xu in amazement. In case of salvation, "Xu, you are so good at math. Why don't you help me with this test paper? "
Xu Zhoushan glanced at the test paper she handed me, which was just a math problem in high school. "What happened later?"
Lu Furong looked at him puzzled. "What happened later? Just this test paper. My brother's, you can help. "
"Not a test paper, I mean the novel you sent. What happened later? " Xu Zhoushan handed the test paper back again.
When Lu Furong heard that it was a novel, she said happily, "Did you read it? I thought you would delete it as a spam message. "
Xu said, "No, what happened later? Is the murderer a hotel owner? "
Lu answered irrelevant questions: "Xu Zhoushan, if you promise to be my boyfriend, I will tell you the ending."
Does this have anything to do with the ending? But by some strange coincidence, he even said "good"
Lotus round eyes bent into a crescent moon, lu "there is no murderer. The last pages of that novel have really been torn off. I didn't lie to you. "
Xu Zhoushan can't help but sigh. He betrayed himself for an ending.
What prompted them to be together at the beginning was a novel ending; But what separates them now is a bangs.
Fate is really mysterious, turning hands over clouds and covering hands for rain.
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Looking at the unhappy Lu Furong, Song Xiling blamed himself very much. I thought Liu Hai could tell a story, but it turned out to be an accident.
So in order to comfort Lu Furong, Song Xiling took Lu Furong to the canteen and bought her a copy of her favorite braised chicken rice. But when they were sitting in the corner, ready to eat, Lu Furong saw Xu Zhoushan.
Lu Furong thought Xu would regret it, but judging from the present situation, only she regretted it. But Xu soon found another lover, not others, but Bu. Lu Furong "brushed" and stood up, trying to run over and ask Xu why he was so ungrateful. But as soon as I took a step, I returned to my seat.
Who is she to question him? He is already an ex-girlfriend. Can she care if he has a new lover? Looking at Bu Shiyu affectionately holding Xu Zhoushan's arm, Lu Furong cursed viciously: "Green tea bitch."
"Lu furong? Do you hate braised chicken rice? " Song Xiling asked timidly.
Lu Furong looked down and saw that a delicious braised chicken rice had turned into a lump under the destruction of the iron fork in his hand, which made people wonder if it was braised chicken rice.
"Don't eat. It's disgusting to look at it. " Lu Furong took the lunch box and poured it into the trash can, as if this meal was the face of Bu Shiyu.
Lu Furong left the canteen angrily. "That's enough. I hooked up with Xu so soon."
"You can't just blame her, it takes two people to let it go. It is estimated that everyone loves it. " Song Xiling calmly analyzed.
Lu Furong wanted to slap her in the face. "What is your love?"
Song Xiling saw her livid face and immediately changed her mouth: "No, it should be collusion." Although she doesn't agree with the word from the bottom of her heart, now is not the time to argue. It is important to save her life.
Song Xiling looked at Lu Furong, afraid of burning with anger. He quickly suggested, "Lu Furong, why don't we go to the till at night? My treat. In addition, you can buy two barrels of popcorn next week, the big one. "
Sure enough, she is the best friend and knows how to soothe her broken heart. Lu Furong readily agreed.
In the distance, Xu looked at the back of Lu Furong drifting away, smiled apologetically at Bu, and then pulled out his arm.
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After the waiter brought a pile of wine, Song Xiling immediately opened a bottle and handed it to Lu Furong: "Drink it, don't get drunk tonight."
Lu Furong took the bottle, looked up and drank it unscrupulously. "Well, call a stack. Get drunk and rest. "
Lu Furong doesn't know how many cups she has drunk. She stood up, feeling top-heavy, and almost fell down. Song Xiling hugged her quickly and asked, "Do you want to go to the bathroom? I will go with you. "
Lu Furong pushed Song Xiling, "No .. Where can I drink this? You forgot when we went for a drink in freshman year. You insisted that I was drunk, but I finally let you come back. Have you forgotten? "
Song Xiling shook his head. How could he forget? From then on, she was deeply impressed by Lu Furong, who had a pair of short legs. At the moment, Lu Furong can clearly recall what happened a year ago, indicating that she was not drunk. "Go back quickly."
Lu Furong nodded, then pushed the door and went out. When she came out of the bathroom, she suddenly realized that she had forgotten which door she had just come out of. Looking at the same door in front of her, she chose one to open and then closed it immediately.
She finally understood what it meant to meet head on. Yes, she saw Xu Zhoushan again just now. This time, Bu Shiyu didn't just hold his arm, but kissed his cheek directly.
Lu Furong squatted down along the wall, and she suddenly remembered one thing. At that time, it was very popular to tie all kinds of shoelaces on shoes, but Lu Furong never tied beautiful fancy, and every time she tied them, it was very difficult, and the shoelaces always spread out automatically when no one was paying attention.
Once, when he and Xu came out of the cinema, Lu Furong stepped on the scattered shoelaces on his right foot, and one stumbled and almost fell. Fortunately, Xu caught her eyes and ears.
Lu Furong looked at the detonator on her foot and complained, "Do you have a grudge against me? Why do you always kill me by surprise? "
Xu Zhousheng looked down at the shoelaces scattered like noodles. "You are so stupid that you can't even tie your shoelaces." Then he squatted down and grabbed his shoelaces. Lu Furong looked at Xu, who was suddenly half short, grabbed his shoelaces and subconsciously shrank his feet back. "What are you doing?"
Xu Zhousheng didn't speak, but pulled her feet forward, tied her shoelaces neatly and stood up. "Isn't it that girls are more scheming?" It seems that you are an alien. "
Lu Furong is not the first time to argue with Xu Zhoushan. She was deeply moved by Xu Zhoushan's actions just now. She didn't expect to be treated so gently by this high-profile boy. "Xu Zhoushan, I will never rob the beef in your bowl again."
Lu Furong remembered this incident and clearly realized that she really lost him. It was she who pushed the boy who was gentle with her to someone else.
Tears ran down my cheeks and my stomach began to roll. Finally, she couldn't help but spit it out. She looked tearfully at the white object pinned down by her vomit and said to herself, "When did the till become so loving that even the trash can became the style of shoes?" But it's a little small ... "
Then, she felt a powerful force pull her up from the ground. When she saw Xu's handsome face, she burst into tears. "Xu Zhousheng, you bastard, why are you always dangling in front of my eyes with your new love?" You know I broke up on purpose. You like you because of me, and you are reckless and do whatever you want. "
Lu Furong cried and hooked Xu Zhoushan's neck, kissed his lips, and then fell asleep on Xu Zhoushan's shoulder.
Xu Zhoushan looked at the girl who fell asleep irresponsibly and smiled helplessly. "Who does everything? I really don't know where you are, and I am so reluctant to make you sad. "
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When Lu Furong woke up, she found herself lying unharmed in her crib and closed her eyes again. Just now, she dreamed that she vomited and kissed Xu Zhoushan. If Xu Zhoushan finds out, she will definitely come to a bad end.
? "Lu lotus, you give me up! I have something to ask you. "
Song Xiling's voice almost broke her eardrum, and Lu Furong frowned and covered her face with a quilt.
"Lu Furong, how did you shake hands with Xu Zhoushan yesterday? I didn't say anything when I came back early, which made me think that you had been abducted by a strange millet. It turned out to be Xu Zhoushan who called you. " Song Xiling suddenly lifted the quilt on his head. Yesterday, when I heard that Xu Zhousheng sent Lu Furong back, I was shocked. I didn't expect the two men to make up at lightning speed.
Lu Furong heard that Xu Zhoushan sent her back and immediately "sat up critically". "What? ! "
"Lu Furong, you are really blind if you don't go to the performance department. You deserve an Oscar. What have you done yourself, and you still ask me? " Lu Furong has such a skill that Xu Zhoushan obediently returned to her side.
Is it true what happened last night? This is not a dream at all. She not only treated Xu's shoes as trash cans, but also kissed him after he vomited. Not only did Xu Zhoushan not kill her at once, but he also sent her back-there must be fraud in it.
Lu Furong buried her head in the quilt and whispered, "Song Xiling, I'm finished. Lend me a Lamian Noodles and let me commit suicide. "
"I dare not, Zhou-let me give you this movie ticket. Lu Furong, I have to pay my respects to you. What medicine did you give Xu Zhoushan? You lend it to me, and I'm going to charm the big brother. " Song Xiling forcibly lifted Lu Furong's head and waved the movie ticket in his hand.
Lu Furong looked at the movie ticket and intuitively told her that it was a death sticker. It seems that Xu has chosen a place-what a suitable cinema. In the dark, Xu Zhousheng put something red in her coke, and then she died.
Song Xiling looked at Lu Furong and wondered why her face was tragic. Isn't that a good thing? Why do you act as if you will die like a hero tomorrow?
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Originally it was Lu Furong's date, but Song Xiling got up earlier than her.
"Lu lotus, don't sleep. I'm going to dress you up today so that Xu Zhoushan will be surprised when he sees you. " Song Xiling pulled up Lu Furong.
Lu Furong looked at her gloomily. His best friend doesn't know it's not a date. It was the hongmen banquet, and I couldn't come back once. So she shook off Song Xiling's hand and lay back. "I'm not going. I went to bed too late last night. I want to catch up on sleep. "
Song Xiling hated iron and pulled her up again: "Are you a bit promising?" Didn't you always want Xu Zhoushan to come back to you? Now that you have the opportunity, don't be small-tempered. Now is not the time. "
Lu Furong wanted to cry and told Song Xiling the cause and effect. She hopes this best friend can save her life.
Song Xiling was shocked and asked in surprise, "Did you really kiss him? Why not just throw him down and cook the raw rice into a mature rice? See if he dares to flirt with other girls in the future. No, Lu Furong, you must go this time. Taking advantage of the dim lights in the cinema, I immediately threw myself down and left no future trouble. "
Unreasonable, Song Xiling must be crazy.
Lu Furong watched her being pushed into a fire pit by her girlfriends, lamenting her carelessness in making friends. Just out of the dormitory, Song Xiling saw the coat in her hand and immediately took it off. "This can't be worn."
Lu Furong asked in surprise, "Didn't you let me freeze into a dog in the autumn wind?"
Song Xiling was amazed: "Frozen into a dog is not enough. It's better to be drenched into a dog. In this way, Xu saw his weak and delicate appearance, and at that time he felt pity for jade and let bygones be bygones. You two can fly together. "
Song Xiling's brain circuit is not understandable by ordinary people. Lu Furong wore a thin skirt and was determined to die. She took the bus to the cinema against the bleak autumn wind in the north.
When Lu Furong came out of the cinema, it was already noon. She looked at the movie ticket in her hand and threw it into the trash can with a straight face.
She waited for three hours from nine o'clock in the morning until twelve o'clock, but she was still late. It was not until the moment when she was deceived that Lu Furong realized that the cruelest punishment was not competition for favor, but disdain.
Lu Furong has never felt like a complete joke like today. When someone gives you a ticket casually, you think that there is heaven ahead, and you run away happily. You think the other person has the same hope as you, but in fact, others just want to see jokes on a whim. You really live up to expectations.
Lu Furong looked up at the big sun in the sky and thought disheartened, didn't she say it was going to rain? Sure enough, even God wouldn't help me, and he wouldn't even give me a chance to be feminine. Forget it, forget it, Xu. I don't owe you anything. I'd better hurry back and let Song Xiling, who always turns the story into an accident, treat me to the best braised chicken rice. Then go to sleep, tomorrow is another day, and I am still a hero.
Lu Furong walked back to school in the big sun. She doesn't understand why there is such a vicious sun in autumn. Just arrived at the door of the dormitory, Lu Furong only felt weak legs and hungry.
The moment she fell on the bed, Lu Furong thought she would be stupid enough to cry. Why doesn't she walk back by bus?
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When Lu Furong opened her eyes, she saw Xu Zhousheng standing at the door talking to the medical teacher, which scared her to close her eyes at once.
She dozed off in bed, but her brain was spinning fast. Did Xu Zhoushan come in? Facing my pale face, why didn't you say a word?
? "Lu Furong, can you sleep with your eyelashes shaking so badly?" Xu Zhoushan's playful voice sounded overhead.
Has been discovered. Lu Furong opened her eyes and saw Xu's smiling face. She felt guilty, but she thought it was his fault first, so she said maliciously, "What are you doing here? If you have come to laugh at me, you can go. "
"Lu Furong, if I say that I was dragged to the railway station by a particularly unreliable driver, do you believe it?"
Looking at Xu's injustice, Lu Furong especially wanted to laugh. When she came back, she saw dozens of missed calls lying quietly in her coat pocket on her mobile phone, all from Xu Zhoushan, and she knew. But at the thought of cloth's kiss, Lu Furong's mouth was flat again. "I see you got drunk once and your girlfriend became a passerby."
"Lu Furong, you are still my ex-girlfriend at the moment." Hearing this, Xu knew that she believed it and couldn't help teasing. But when he saw Lu Furong's bulging eyes, he immediately added, "It's all for you."
"Acting? Did you really do the fake play later? " Lu Furong questioned.
Xu Zhoushan was shocked. Did he explain it wrong? Or is the understanding ability of the Chinese Department so tortuous?
"The till is in an emergency. I wanted to be angry with you, but later I found that it is more important not to lose you than to make you angry. "
Looking at Xu Gong's patient explanation, Lu Furong was filled with incomparable joy. I didn't expect Xu, a math major, to be so beautiful. Lu Furong hugged Xu, so handsome that she really wanted to throw herself down.
She looked up at Song Xiling who suddenly appeared at the door and blinked at her. The two girls smiled tacitly.
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Xu Zhoushan accidentally learned from the chat between two girls that Lu Furong was chasing him for a SLR, and he was furious at once-Lu Furong actually posted a price tag for him. Don't they often praise him for being handsome? Why is it worth a SLR? Are they lying to him?
What's so good about her Lu Furong? Kick with short legs when walking; And I like to eat potato chips when reading, and the dregs are all over the book; And you can't even tie your shoelaces. You are all thumbs. It's totally useless
It took Xu an evening to list all kinds of evil deeds of Lu Furong, but he didn't expect that these "evil deeds" not only didn't make him break up cleanly, but reminded him of the first time he met her.
That day in the library, Lu Furong wore a ponytail to reveal a smooth forehead and asked him with a smile: "Is your name from' After the ship died, Jiang Hai sent the rest of his life'?" . Perhaps the sun was too bright that day, and Lu Furong in front of him looked clean and neat. For the first time, he found that his name had this explanation. So coincidentally, he concealed the fact that his father's surname was Xu and his mother's surname was Zhou, and he got the name "Xu".
He hates why he is obsessed with the words of a liar. So when he heard Lu Furong say "break up", he agreed with a logical conclusion. He regretted it when he said it, but he wanted to keep it and couldn't say it-it was too easy to say it. Where can a person's dignity go?
So he asked Boo Shiyu to give her a play. He thought it over. If Lu Furong is very angry, he will forget the villain and bury the hatchet immediately. But what happened to the till was completely unexpected. When Bu kissed his cheek, it was just seen by Lu Furong. Like a thief caught by the police, he immediately pushed Shiyu away and ran out.
As soon as one foot stepped out, it was vomited by Lu Furong as a trash can. He suddenly reached out and pulled her up, only to see her face full of tears. At that moment, he really wanted to slap himself. He was at odds with her like a child.
However, Lu Furong's drunken mantra and that kiss made him forgive the fact that she had just vomited. He asked Song Xiling to give the movie ticket to Lu Furong in order to give her a surprise the next day. But I didn't expect the taxi driver who took him to listen to the "cinema" as a "train station" and turned this surprise into a fright.
When Xu Zhoushan was still deeply blaming himself for being late, he didn't know that he was finally calculated by the little girl.
In fact, after coming back at noon that day, she met Bu Shiyu downstairs in the dormitory. Bu told her the whole truth and said, "I can't tell you, Lu Furong. Your means are quite clever. You asked Xu Zhoushan to come to me for you. That kiss was my reward. "
After Lu Furong incredibly told Song Xiling the truth, Song Xiling used risk to see if Xu Zhoushan was sincere. She asked Lu Furong to pretend to suffer from heatstroke, and then tried her best to persuade the teacher in the infirmary to give Lu Furong an infusion-just a bag of glucose. But the words of the medical teacher at that time made Lu Furong unforgettable: "The little girl also went all out to save her ex-boyfriend."
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A week after Lu Furong shook hands with Xu Zhoushan, Xu Zhoushan's twenty-third birthday arrived.
Lu Furong ordered a big cake and went to the cashier to celebrate Xu's birthday. After watching the solemn wish made, she couldn't wait to ask him what he wished for.
When Xu refused her with the word "secret", Lu Furong saw a little shyness in his evasive eyes.
Later, on the way back, Lu Furong still insisted on Xu.
Xu Zhousheng looked at the girl who was a head shorter than himself. Her bright forehead makes her look clean, just like when she first saw her. For the first time, he really felt from the bottom of his heart how wonderful it was that Lu Furong had read him the phrase "Hold your hand and grow old with your son".
Xu Zhousheng blushed and looked at the girl in front of him, but his tone was firm.
"My only wish is to accompany you around Qian Shan to ensure that you are fearless and carefree all your life."
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