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The tide rises and falls.
1. Jiang Yuan: First, my name is not hello. Second, one hundred dollars is money and ten cents is money. If you don't cherish the money in front of you, you will cry for a penny sooner or later. 1, "If it's a striker, Ye Shuo, all you have to do is stand against the post."
2. "Some people only know how to communicate with plants that can't talk, but turn a blind eye to a living person who knows information."
3. "Rong Rong, although we are familiar with each other, don't push me."
4. "You have gone too far."
5. "No, you can all go, but I can't. Anyway, I have to get off at Elliston ... because I can't leave nettles here alone! I have promised Haiyun that if he is not near the nettle, I will take good care of it for him. "
6. "Just because you laughed at me for being fat, I vowed to lose weight. Run 10 km every day and participate in the marathon ... running these laps is nothing. "
7. "No, you are not. Rain nettle is a strong girl. No matter what kind of setbacks she encounters, she will stick to it with a smile instead of tears. Rain nettle is a brave girl, she will declare war loudly, resist injustice and never run away; Rain nettle is also a sensible girl. She will care about everyone around her and warm them with her heart, not break other people's hearts for her! "
8. "The tide rises and falls, and nothing has changed. Maybe in a few years, the men and women who once stood here will get old. But the sea in front of us is still rising and falling. "
9. "Sometimes, I feel that our own hearts are too small to hold our pale thoughts. Our eyes are too short, so short that we have never felt it, nor can we feel the vast world. " He pointed to the distant sea. "Listen."
10, "No matter how many choices there are, there is always only one ending. Rain nettle, in fact, what kind of ending you want depends on you, depending on your every minute and every moment. "
1 1, "Rain nettles like the sea of clouds. Even if the sea of clouds never comes back, the rain nettle will still wait for him. I care and protect the rain nettle like her brother, but I will never take advantage of people's danger. "
12, "no! This is Chu Xun Yu. Haiyun, come with us. We have something to tell you. "
13, "Haiyun, when you came back, the rain nettle was lost. I dare not think that every time she recalls the past, every bit will be blurred in her eyes. I don't blame you, Haiyun. That's life. You travel around the world, watching the waves and surprises, and you are looking for a blank in your heart. I don't want to sigh after many years, those two teenagers: one is amazing and the other is gentle. "
14, "Did you forget the rain nettle? You came back with Jiang Yuan, as if Chu was just a passer-by, not you. Do you know how sad she is? In that case, you are no longer my friend but my enemy. "
15, "If you don't look for her, I will!"
16, "People all over the world know that as long as Mr. Murong and Chu meet again, they will know each other. No one and no force can separate them. " 17, "Remember, you once advised me to face up to my feelings and not be blinded by temporary emotions. Why don't you understand when it comes to yourself? "
18, "Some people look at her like this, and some people don't necessarily look at her like this, understand?"
19, "I see, it's his thirty-third backup girlfriend, and she wants to be transferred to the twentieth place."
20. "Rain nettle, I am really happy for you when I see your happiness, although my heart hurts ..."
2 1, "Nothing, just a bad cold, I don't want to infect everyone. Except for you. "
22. "Because only your girlfriend is called Chu Xun Yu."
23. "It seems that this is the last time I play games with you."
24. "Didn't I tell you I'm okay?"! Didn't I tell you not to guess me casually? ! Why are you always so troublesome! "
25. "Rain nettle, I hope you can win, and I hope that after you win, you can make up with the sea of clouds. Because I know that in this world, Yunhai is the one who really loves you, no matter how reckless and impulsive he is. "
26. "Whatever you say. I just hope you can respect the idea of rain nettle and don't always want to do something. Also, you should trust the rain nettle and don't regard any boy who is related to the rain nettle as a rival in love. "
27, "I am for your own good, Hai Yun. Rain nettle is my best friend, don't hurt her for some meaningless things! "
28. "Rain nettle, don't define the word true love too early. In fact, people's feelings are very complicated. People's true love may not be known until the moment our last soul dies. Who is the true love of my life? ..... Yunhai is still a child, but his feelings for himself are not so clear. Everything he does is based on his nature and labeled as impulsive. Give him time and give yourself time. True love has stood the test of time. "
29. "If a person is too greedy, then God's punishment for her is not a dream come true."
30. "You see, as long as you have the heart, you can succeed. I don't think anyone will believe that this is the first time I have peeled an apple in my life. "
3 1, "Jiang Yuan, please leave the sea of clouds. If you can leave the sea of clouds, I promise, I can give you the kind of feelings you want. "
32. "Jiang Yuan ... I love you!"
33. "Rain nettle, do you know? I kept my father because I knew that I would spend less and less time with him. I can't tell you these things. "
34. "In this world, some things just let nature take its course."
35. "As I said, since some things are irreversible, why should I make more people feel sorry for me?"
36. "Yu Xin! If you dare to tell anyone about it, I swear you will never see me again. "
37. "I swear, I will never betray you, otherwise-I will never be with the person I like!"
I don't blame you. Actually, I want to face it alone. "
"Dad, actually I have accepted it. You don't have to be too sad. Now I just want to finish what I should do, and then we can travel around the world together. "
40. "The sea of clouds, do you know? For the world, you are a problem. Don't bother me with your own business, you go, I want to be alone. "
4 1, "You are a little wrong. I didn't tell her, because I thought it was disgraceful to win the rain search in this way. People like you who always want to make deals with others will not understand. "
42. "Yunhai is stupid enough to believe you."
43. "Do you know? The agreement is a lifetime, a year short, a day short, an hour short, not a lifetime. If God lets my life end like this, at least this last time, I will continue, even if it is fruitless, even if everyone laughs at me, as long as the last sun has not set, that day will not count, and I will still guard the rain nettle. "
44. "There are so many people in the world, everyone is a passer-by, and they may never meet them. I am grateful that you can accompany me in the last period of my life. If I can live, I will cherish you. "
45. "I'm glad you can all come today. This is my first birthday with you, and I may ... I may not want to be so exciting in the future. "
46. "Why are you crying? Let's go I am very grateful to you for coming to celebrate my birthday today. "
47. "I haven't blown out the candles yet. Now promise me not to go to Europe with Jiang Yuan and stay with Xun Yu, okay? "
48. "This may be my last wish. Can't even agree? "
49. "I promised you that I would wait for you as my most important person all my life."
50. "Murong Haiyun. I know you even if you fall off a cliff and fall into a meat pie, because it's a self-righteous meat pie. Even if you fall into the brazier and burn to ashes, I know you, because it is a pile of self-righteous ashes, but you are crying. Looking at the stars and praying loudly, I really didn't recognize you! "
5 1. "You are the eldest brother's woman."
52. Rain nettle; Today, I signed the following treaty on behalf of Ms. Chu Xun Yu and Mr. Murong Haiyun.
1, don't play cool with me.
Don't make me jealous.
If I am wrong, it is also your fault.
4. Don't call me a pig.
Don't keep me waiting for a date.
6. Don't let Chu be wronged
7. If I want to see the sea of clouds, the sea of clouds must appear at the first time.
You must obey my orders absolutely.
9. Don't yell at me.
10, you can't lie to me.
1 1, you have to answer all my questions.
12, do not have intimate behavior with other members of the opposite sex.
13, never speak ill of me.
14, don't order me at school.
15, don't talk back when I say you.
16, when I say one, you are not allowed to say two.
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19, if I bite you, please refer to article 3.
20, I let you go up the mountain, you can't cook for others.
Sea of clouds; Finally finished
Rain nettle; one more
2 1, I can change the added terms unconditionally anytime, anywhere. Students can ask questions, but the final interpretation right belongs to Chu.
Sea of clouds; Rain nettle, you might as well kill me.
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