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I learned that the mother-in-law from Shandong is coming to Changsha to see her son, but her daughter-in-law is too worried to eat. What do you think?

“My mother-in-law is coming!” My best friend Xiaoping said to me in great panic. After listening to it, I thought it was a bit ridiculous. This little girl had regarded her mother-in-law as a scourge since some time, and was afraid to avoid her. Before I could say anything, our other best friend Xiaofang laughed: Three years ago you were still laughing at me as to why I was afraid of my mother-in-law, and you came up with more bad ideas than ever before. Let’s see what tricks you use to deal with your mother-in-law this time.

Actually, Xiaoping and Xiaofang didn’t know each other at first. They were both my friends, just because they had the same rural mother-in-law and the same family background after they got married. Xiaofang got married first and sometimes came to play with me. When Xiaoping met her, she said privately that your friend always talks bad about her mother-in-law. You must either fight her or just ignore her. How can it be so annoying? A year later, Xiaoping also got married, but the marriage was similar to Xiaofang. Now the two of them had the same language and often talked about their mother-in-law together. They often talked about their mother-in-law's selfishness and her intolerable living habits, and they became best friends over time.

Xiao Ping has been married for 4 years now. She married in the Northeast, but she did not live in the Northeast. Except for the ceremonial return to my mother-in-law's house in Northeast China to celebrate the New Year, I did not really live with my mother-in-law. I heard Xiaofang talking about her mother-in-law before, and she said that there could be no conflict between her and her mother-in-law because they didn't live together. Who knows what you think about will come to you. Last year, my mother-in-law really came to her house.

The reason why her mother-in-law came to Xiaoping's house is because Xiaoping and her wife bought a new house in Changsha with a down payment last year. This is definitely a big deal in the eyes of her parents-in-law. Ever since Xiaoping finished the decoration and moved in, she kept calling to come and take a look. Xiaoping is not a very naive girl. If this mother-in-law wants to come and see her, she can come. After all, she is her husband's parents. Although her mother-in-law didn't contribute any money when they bought the house, the couple paid part of it themselves and borrowed some from Xiaoping's parents.

Ju said that on the day her parents-in-law came, she happened to be working overtime and came home very late. When she got home, she found her mother-in-law in a morale suit admiring the house and talking loudly: Oh, this house is so beautiful. There are wooden floors throughout the bedroom. What is this bath used for? Just listen to her husband say: That is the water heater. When the mother-in-law heard this, she asked how much it would cost and asked her husband to save some money. Xiaoping became angry when she heard this. She didn't pay for the house when she bought it, and now she wants to know how much money was spent. But Xiaoping still held back and said hello with a smile: Mom and Dad are here. You must have had a hard time riding in the car. The mother-in-law answered quickly: Xiaoping is back, we will be here from now on, you don’t need to open the door, I will open it for you. Xiaoping was stunned when she heard this. She couldn't even open the door of her house. What was she going to do?

Xiaoping didn’t worry too much about small things. The next day was the weekend, and Xiaoping took her mother-in-law to the park to play. It was time to take the subway, but my mother-in-law didn't dare to step into the subway. He finally helped her in and asked why the railway was built underground. After arriving at the park, because it was a weekend and there were so many people, my mother-in-law shouted loudly: There are so many people, so we should go home, because we are dizzy. Because the sound was so loud, it scared the children next to me. Xiaoping asked her to lower her voice but she was still not happy.

After staying at Xiaoping’s house for half a month, her parents-in-law finally said they wanted to go back. Xiaoping cooked some good dishes to honor her parents-in-law. Unexpectedly, what her mother-in-law asked Xiaoping to do next made Xiaoping heartbroken. It turned out that her mother-in-law said she was going back, and she finally came to Changsha to bring some clothes back to her brothers and sisters-in-law. Xiaoping had no choice, her mother-in-law had spoken, and she couldn't let her husband lose face. I went shopping with my mother-in-law, who bought all the clothes for the three brothers and sisters-in-law in the family, plus the children. It cost more than three thousand yuan per day. Xiaoping said that she was also heartbroken at the time, but there was nothing she could do about it, she just hoped that she would not come so often.

Who knew that this time would come again? Xiaoping said that she had a headache just thinking about that experience, and she couldn’t refuse it.