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Which tripod is the champion? Xiang Yu is the winner.
In four years (the first 307 years), Qin captured Yiyang, an important town in North Korea. Qin Wuwang was overjoyed. So I led Ren Bi and Meng Ben to Yiyang for a visit and then I met them in Luoyang. Zhou Nanwang sent an emissary to meet him in the suburbs. The emissary sent his regards to the son of heaven to Qin Wuwang, claiming that the son of heaven would prepare a grand ceremony in the city to meet Qin Wuwang. Qin Wuwang thanked the emissary and dared not see Zhou Wang. Knowing that Jiuding was in the ancestral temple, I went to see it. Entering the ancestral temple, I saw nine Baoding in a row, which was very spectacular. Na Jiuding is a Kyushu tribute collected by Dayu, each of which is cast into a tripod, carrying the number of people in the mountains and rivers of the state and the tribute to the land. It is also known as the "Kowloon Divine Ding". Xia Chuan Shang, Shang Chuan Zhou, moved to Luoyi. When moving, use a pawn to pull and an ox cart to install it. I don't know the weight geometry. Qin Wuwang looked around and was amazed. Jiuding has different names, and there are nine words in its belly: Jing, Liang, Yong, Yu, Xu, Yang, Qing, Yan and Ji (the name of ancient Kyushu). Qin Wuwang pointed to a tripod engraved with the word "Yong" and sighed: "This tripod belongs to Qin Ding in Yongzhou. I should take it back to Xianyang." The official guarding the tripod said, "This King Wu put the tripod here and never moved. Every tripod is so heavy that no one can lift it. " Qin Wuwang asked Ren Bi and Meng Ben back, "Can you two carry this tripod?" Ren Bi declined: "I only have the strength of 100 thousand, and this tripod is too heavy for me to lift." Meng Ben smiled and said, "I'll try." So he tied two thick ropes to the tripod ears, stretched out his arms, reached into the ropes and shouted, "Get up!" " The tripod was half a foot off the ground and hit the ground hard. Due to excessive force, eyeball burst and orbital bleeding. Qin Wuwang smiled and said, "Although it is barely lifted, it is too laborious. Since you can move, can't I lift it? " Ren Bi remonstrated and said, "Your majesty's body cannot be lightly examined!" Qin Wuwang wouldn't listen, so he took off his robe and jade belt, tied his waist and tied his sleeve with a big belt. Ren Bi tugged at his sleeve and tried to persuade him. Qin Wuwang was furious: "You can't lift it yourself. Are you jealous of my strength? " I despise Qin Wuwang's anger and dare not protest. Qin Wuwang strode forward and put his arms into the rope, thinking, "Meng Bencai barely lifted it, but I will lift it and walk a few more steps." So I tried my best, held my breath and shouted, "get up!" " The tripod is also half a foot off the ground. I was about to take a step, but I didn't feel exhausted. The tripod fell to the ground, with positive pressure on King Wu's right foot. Click, the tibia is broken. They hurried to help him to the mansion. Qin Wuwang was in pain and bleeding until midnight. When Qin Wuwang acceded to the throne, he said, "If you travel to Gong and Luo, you will have no complaints about life and death." Died in Luoyang today. Zhou Nanwang was scared when he heard the news, so he prepared a beautiful coffin to watch him die and cried and hanged himself. Qin people went home with mourning clothes. Childless Qin Wuwang welcomed his half-brother Keith as Zhao Xiang, the king of Qin. What is the ending of the legend of Mi Yue's victory? Did he die by lifting the tripod, too? In The Legend of Mi Yue, there is a passage that Qin defeated Guo Jun. This man is a little sad in everyone's eyes, and his death is a bit unreliable, which is a relatively second way to die. This article will introduce Qin's award-winning situation in detail.
Who is the winner of Qin? Qin Wuwang was born in 328 BC and died in 307 BC. He was the son of King Huiwen of Qin. In 365,438+00 AD, King Qin Huiwen died and succeeded to the throne. This man is strong and has divine power, so he can compete with others. How did the monarch of Qin die? Although this King Wu had amazing power, he died because of wrestling. During his four years in Qin Wuwang, he competed with Wu Huo, Meng Ben and others for the gold of "Zhou Yong Dingding". As a result, his eyes were bleeding and his tibia was broken. In the evening, King Wu died at the age of 23. The monarch of Qin seized the throne in this way: In 3 1 1 BC, King Huiwen of Qin died and his son Qin Wuwang succeeded him. As early as when Qin Wuwang was a prince, he didn't like Yi Cheung. When he succeeded to the throne, many ministers accused Zhang Yi of being dishonest and capricious before Qin Wuwang, and betrayed his motherland for the benefit of the monarch. If the king wants to reappoint him, he will be laughed at by everyone. In 3 10 BC, Zhang Yihe was expelled to Wei. In the same year, Qin Wuwang and Wei Xiangwang joined forces in Linjin (now Dali East, Shaanxi Province) and sent troops to attack Yiqu and Tanri. In 309 BC, Qin Wuwang set up a prime minister in the State of Qin, appointed Gan Mao as prime minister and general, and made him the right prime minister. In 308 BC, Qin Wuwang and Wei Xiangwang met outside Linjin. Battle of Yiyang: In 307 BC, Qin Jun conquered Yiyang and beheaded 60,000 people. Qin Jun crossed the Yellow River, seized Wusui (now southeast of Yuanqu County, Shaanxi Province) and built the city. Han Xiangwang was forced to send Gong Zhong to Qin to apologize and make peace with Qin. General Chu, who came to rescue South Korea, also took the opportunity to invade, and Qin was forced to offer boiled dates (now Dongming South, Shandong Province) for peace. In the same year, Wei Xiangwang sent a prince to see Qin Wuwang. In 308 BC, Qin Wuwang named Guo Tong, the son of Shu Hou, as Shu Hou, and sent Sima Cuo to command 100,000 troops of Bashu, carrying 10,000 ships and welcoming 6 million meters, to attack Chu from the south of Zhixian County (now southwest of Fuling, Sichuan Province), seize the land of Shang Dynasty (now west of Hunan and northeast of Guizhou Province) and establish Qianzhong County. The monarch of Qin was also a hero, with ambition and ideals, courage and ability, but he died a little timid because he was too confident in his divine power? It's a pity to lift the cauldron with divine power and die like this. Did Qin Wuwang really win the championship in history? What kind of tripod do you have? Qin Ding is the most famous bronze tripod unearthed in the middle of hundreds of terracotta pits in the mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor. Its height is 6 1cm and its weight is 2 12kg. This is the largest and heaviest Qin Ding ever discovered. The Museum of Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shihuang is now in storage. Qin Ding, mentioned above, is about the same size. As the saying goes, he is short and fat, with a big belly and short legs. Perhaps this is the characteristic of Qin Ding. Although Qin Ding's skill level is not high, the well-known story of Qin Wuwang's tripod lifting has been passed down through the ages.
Qin Wuwang is brave and powerful, and he is good at wrestling with others. He is surrounded by three world-famous Lux, one is Wu Huo, the other is Ren Bi, and the other is Meng. They all say that they are brave in the three armed forces and use them together. As early as the Qin Dynasty, Zhang Yi colluded with Su Qin, Su Qin "vertically linked" and Zhang Yi "horizontally linked". Playing with the six countries in the palm of his hand, Qin gained great benefits, but bullied Chu, defeated Wei and plundered Korea, with a vast territory and greatly increased national strength, which already meant to dominate the world. Qin Wuwang is in his early twenties, young and active. One day, Qin Wuwang had a whim and said, "I was born in Xirong, and I have never seen the prosperity of the Central Plains. If you can cross Sanchuan and visit Gongluo, you will die without regret. " In short, he wanted to go to Luoyang, his gentle hometown, which was the most prosperous place in Beijing at that time. But I had to find a reason, so his minister Gan Mao came up with a grand idea, claiming to celebrate Zhou Wang's birthday. So, Qin Wuwang led a great army with three warriors, Wu Huo Ren Bimeng, and headed east. Poor Zhou Wang, the nominal son of heaven, did not dare to neglect him, and hurriedly greeted him when he entered the city. The palace saluted and saluted. While Qin Wuwang perfunctory Zhou Wang, his eyes were fixed on the treasure of the town house lined up in the court-Dayu Jiuding; After the ceremony, Qin Wuwang got up and went to Jiuding. He looked around and was amazed. Then he went to the edge of Yongding and said openly, "This Qin Ding belongs to my family. I'll take it home." . The wolf's ambition is obvious. Zhou Wang. I dare not let go of any one. Patted Yong Ding, turned to Meng, Wu Huo and Ren Bi, who followed him, and said, "I heard that Jiuding has a weight of one thousand kilograms each, and no one can move it. You are all called Hercules. Who can lift it? " Ren Bi and Wu Huo, knowing that the prince of Wu was physically strong, refused to say, "Although I am strong, I can only lift a few hundred catties. This tripod weighs 1000 kilograms and we can't lift it. " Er Ganzi Meng rubbed his hands and said excitedly, "I can do it!" " Come forward and hold Yong Ding, and try your best to lift the Ding about half a foot off the ground. I can't move any more and fall back to the ground. Due to excessive force, my mouth and eyes were cracked, bleeding and I collapsed to the ground. King Wu smiled and said, "You can't do it. I'll try." After that, he squatted in his crotch, grabbed the tripod in one hand and shouted, "Get up!" " ! He lifted the tripod. The people around you cheered in unison, but the sound didn't stop. There was a bang, followed by a scream. When they looked intently, it turned out that Qin Wuwang had lost all his strength. The tripod fell to the ground and hit his right leg. With a bang, he smashed the bones of King Wu's right leg to pieces, and suddenly he was unconscious, with blood spattering. Everyone panicked. Too many chefs lifted tripods and rescued the king. In the end, Qin Wuwang died that night because of his injuries. Qin Wuwang was twenty-four years old when he died, and he reigned for four years. This is a story that happened in 307 BC. Qin Wuwang broke his leg with a tripod and died. What tripod does Qin Wuwang have? As we all know, Simuwu Fang Ding weighs 875 kilograms, which is the heaviest tripod in existence. No matter who is born with divine power, it is impossible to lift such a heavy tripod. According to the saying that "the gold of nine animal husbandry is used to cast Jiuding", Dayu used copper from all over the country and only cast Jiuding. It is conceivable that the single weight of Jiuding must greatly exceed that of Simuwu Fang Ding; Jiuding lost, even if not lost, who can lift it? The latest world record for weightlifting 1 10 kg clean and jerk is 266 kg. This was 16 years ago, and no one can break it so far. That is, the human limit record so far. In addition, the world record of 67.5 kg clean and jerk has now exceeded 200 kg. The above records show that the weight of heavy objects that humans can lift is between 200 and 266 kg. According to this standard, if Qin Wuwang is really a Hercules, if he really lifts a tripod, then only three tripods meet this standard. It is impossible for Qin Ding (weighing 2 12kg) to use the elimination method, because Qin Wuwang is not stupid enough to bring such heavy benzene all the way from his home to Luo Yang. It's also impossible to have a big tripod (weighing 20 1.5kg), which is the home tripod of Keke nobles. First, it is impossible to keep it in the palace. Second, the status is too low to reach the status of Qin Wang and Zhou Wang. Then only Long Ding (weighing 226kg) meets the requirements. As mentioned above, Long Ding is the largest, heaviest and most exquisite bronze tripod in the Zhou Dynasty. According to research, it was once gilded and was a royal artifact. Imagine how gorgeous and dazzling a golden tripod in the palace is! Qin Wuwang's eyes should be fixed on this tripod. Maybe he is still thinking: "He ... is the prosperity of the Central Plains, which is not like the barren land of Qin State. This is a good thing. I will take it home this time. " It is said that before he died, he said, "I must go to Gongluo, although I have no regrets." In view of this, after the "drama test", the author "responsibly" announced to the world that Qin Wuwang was the first great weightlifter on our planet to set a world weightlifting record with Long Ding in his hand! Let's talk about what tripod the overlord lifted first. Tai Shigong wrote in "Biography of Xiang Yu": "Born more than eight feet, he can carry the tripod ..." This seems to be a lack of loyalty. Xiang Yu is more than one meter tall and has great strength. He can carry a tripod. Note: Tai Shigong used the word "carry" carefully here; What do you mean by "carrying"? Is to carry it on your shoulders and carry it on your back. If the bully has ever carried a tripod, it is to get under it and lift it with his shoulders or back! However, in the same article, Xiang Yu himself did not admit that he "lifted" or "lifted" the tripod, but sang: "Lift the mountain with great strength, lift the tripod ..." It can be seen that "the overlord lifts the tripod" is a myth. Why did later generations misinform "King Wu holds the tripod" as "overlord holds the tripod"? In my opinion, perhaps the psychology of "Ku Jin is bitter in the world" and "Ku Jin is evil in the world" is strange. In addition, there is only one word difference between "martial arts" and "bullying". China people always admire failed heroes, sympathize with the weak, and hate the violent Qin. After a long time, it has been passed down from generation to generation, and "King Wu holds the tripod" was misrepresented as "overlord holds the tripod". Do you think it's right? However, in this way, a real hero is buried. What is the name of the emperor who died with a tripod? The emperor who died with a tripod was Qin Wuwang who won.
In the fourth year of Qin Wuwang (307 BC), the State of Qin captured Yiyang, an important town in North Korea. Qin Wuwang was overjoyed. So I led Ren Bi and Meng Ben to Yiyang for a visit and then I met them in Luoyang.
Zhou Nanwang sent an emissary to meet him in the suburbs. The emissary sent his regards to the son of heaven to Qin Wuwang, claiming that the son of heaven would prepare a grand ceremony in the city to meet Qin Wuwang. Qin Wuwang thanked the emissary and dared not see Zhou Wang. Knowing that Jiuding was in the ancestral temple, I went to see it. Entering the ancestral temple, I saw nine Baoding in a row, which was very spectacular.
Na Jiuding is a Kyushu tribute collected by Dayu, each of which is cast into a tripod, carrying the number of people in the mountains and rivers of the state and the tribute to the land. It is also known as the "Kowloon Divine Ding". Xia Chuan Shang, Shang Chuan Zhou, moved to Luoyi. When moving, use a pawn to pull and an ox cart to install it. I don't know the weight geometry.
Qin Wuwang looked around and was amazed. Jiuding has different names, and there are nine words in its belly: Jing, Liang, Yong, Yu, Xu, Yang, Qing, Yan and Ji (the name of ancient Kyushu).
Qin Wuwang pointed to a tripod engraved with the word "Yong" and sighed: "This tripod belongs to Qin Ding in Yongzhou. I should take it back to Xianyang." The official guarding the tripod said, "This King Wu put the tripod here and never moved. Every tripod is so heavy that no one can lift it. "
Qin Wuwang asked Ren Bi and Meng Ben back, "Can you two carry this tripod?" Ren Bi declined: "I only have the strength of 100 thousand, and this tripod is too heavy for me to lift." Meng Ben smiled and said, "I'll try." So he tied two thick ropes to the tripod ears, stretched out his arms, reached into the ropes and shouted, "Get up!" " The tripod was half a foot off the ground and hit the ground hard. Due to excessive force, eyeball burst and orbital bleeding.
Qin Wuwang smiled and said, "Although it is barely lifted, it is too laborious. Since you can move, can't I lift it? " Ren Bi remonstrated and said, "Your majesty's body cannot be lightly examined!" Qin Wuwang wouldn't listen, so he took off his robe and jade belt, tied his waist and tied his sleeve with a big belt. Ren Bi tugged at his sleeve and tried to persuade him. Qin Wuwang was furious: "You can't lift it yourself. Are you jealous of my strength? "
I despise Qin Wuwang's anger and dare not protest. Qin Wuwang strode forward and put his arms into the rope, thinking, "Meng Bencai barely lifted it, but I will lift it and walk a few more steps." So I tried my best, held my breath and shouted, "get up!" "
The tripod is also half a foot off the ground. I was about to take a step, but I didn't feel exhausted. The tripod fell to the ground, with positive pressure on King Wu's right foot. Click, the tibia is broken. They hurried to help him to the official residence. Qin Wuwang endured unbearable pain and bleeding until midnight, when he stopped breathing. When Qin Wuwang acceded to the throne, he said, "If you walk in Gong and Luo, you will have no enmity in life and death." Died in Luoyang today.
Zhou Nanwang was scared when he heard the news, so he prepared a beautiful coffin to watch him die and cried and hanged himself. Qin people went home with mourning clothes. Childless Qin Wuwang welcomed his half-brother Keith as Zhao Xiang, the king of Qin. Xiang rebuked Meng Benju Ding, and the clan destroyed its home. Because he could remonstrate, he was appointed as the satrap of Hanzhong.
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Qin Wuwang (329-307 BC), surnamed Zhao, also known as King Wu Lie of Qin (Shiben), was the son of Qin Huiwen, the king of Qin in the Warring States Period, and reigned from 365,438 BC to 307 BC.
During his reign, Qin Wuwang put down the Shu chaos, served as prime minister, pulled Yiyang, set Sanchuan, revised the land law, repaired the frontier, dredged rivers, built dikes and bridges. Qin Wuwang is tall and strong. He likes wrestling with others. Hercules Ren Bi, Wu Huo, Meng Shuo and others have all become big officials.
In the fourth year (the first 307 years), and Meng said, a competition was held to improve a "Longwen". As a result, it was definitely sold and broke the tibia. He expired at night and died at the age of 23.
In which episode did The Legend of Mi Yue win? In which episode did The Legend of Mi Yue die? In episode 60, he died.
Wupo gave Mi Yue the money for selling embroidery, and mentioned meeting Huang Xie, which made Mi Yue very happy. The court only appointed Gan Mao and Meng Ben, and the wise men in the DPRK withered. Gan Mao, Ren Bi and others decided to take a look at Jiuding in the Zhou Dynasty. Zhou people deliberately swayed and said that no one in the world could lift this tripod. Without fear, he tried to lift the tripod himself. In the cheers of all, he was overwhelmed by Jiuding and vomited blood and fell to the ground to die. I died lifting a tripod and was heartbroken. A country cannot live without a monarch for a day. She proposed to the imperial concubine and Gan Mao that the son of Wei Chang be the monarch. Wei Yan and Wei Yi learned about the establishment of Li Chu from Chi Liji and lied that Wei was pregnant. Mi Fei worried that Mrs Yuan's testamentary edict would cause trouble, and sent Gan Mao to send imperial guards to surround the imperial palace in the northern suburbs. Mrs. Yuan, according to Mi Yue's entrustment, told Yongrui to stay up all night and take Mi Yue and her son back as soon as possible. The Legend of Mi Yue is a costume drama jointly produced by Dongyang Huaer Film and Television Culture Co., Ltd., Beijing Ruyi Xinxin Film Investment Co., Ltd. and Beijing Xinggela Film and Television Culture Communication Co., Ltd., directed by Zheng Xiaolong and starring Sun Li, Huang Xuan and Gavin Gao. The play tells the life of Mi Yue, the first female politician in China history. The play was broadcast on Oriental TV and Beijing TV on1October 30, 20 15, 165438. Was it an accident to win, or was it an accident that someone arranged to win?
According to historical records, Qin Wuwang's success is not suitable for being a monarch at all. Win was tall, strong, brave and belligerent since he was a child, and he also likes to make friends with some Hercules. Ren Bishi, Wu Huo and Meng Ben are all valued because of their great strength. In 307 BC, 23-year-old Qin Wuwang went to the Taizu Temple in the Zhou Dynasty to see Jiuding, which was built after Dayu's flood control. After seeing Jiuding, Qin Wuwang competed with Wukong and Meng Ben for the Ding. As a result, Jiuding is too heavy and wants to be brave. Jiuding knocked him unconscious on the spot. That night, Qin Wuwang died of excessive blood loss, and then, of course, Xuan Di's son Ying Ji ascended the throne. There was a monarch in the state of Qin, whose name was very attractive to remember, so let's not talk about it. The way to die is very attractive. He is the famous Qin Wuwang who died lifting a tripod. His last name is Wen Dang Ming. Qin Wuwang Yingying is the son of King Qin Huiwen. King Huiwen of Qin died in 3 1 1 BC, and his son won and became the king of Qin. Winning yourself is not fit to be a monarch at all. He advocates force and likes to compare strength with others. I also like to make friends with some Hercules and have the same taste! Some people want to be big officials, but they want to go shopping on the battlefield. However, when they were born in Qin Wuwang, as long as they had a small part of Xiang Yu's strength, they were enough to become big officials. People with a little strength all over the country were pulled to the Qin Dynasty to be big officials. Usually, when I am free, I like to compete with all the Hercules. It is said that there was Jiuding in the Zhou Dynasty, which was made by Dayu in the Xia Dynasty after water control. Qin Wuwang's lifelong wish is to visit Luoyang, the capital of the Zhou Dynasty, and Jiuding, which is fascinating. It means that you are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall, and you will not die until you reach the Yellow River.
The opportunity has finally come. Once Qin sent troops to attack Yiyang, and after being captured, he crossed the Yellow River to build a city there and went to the Taizu Temple in the Zhou Dynasty to see Jiuding. At the sight of the cauldron in front of him, Qin Wuwang could not restrain his inner excitement. When he arrived at Yongzhou Ding, Qin Wuwang finally couldn't stand it, so he asked the people around him, "Have you ever held this Ding?" Ministers were asked one leng one leng, don't know what Qin Wuwang meant. The man guarding the cauldron truthfully replied, "This cauldron weighs 1000 pounds. Where can someone lift it? " Then psychological snigger, who would be so overreached to gather Ding? Unless you don't want to live exactly. The problem is to win. He is such a man who overreaches himself and is competitive. He wants to set a world record and lift this tripod. There was no Olympic Games at that time. If there is a winner, he must be a famous weightlifter. ) won a smile and asked Meng, one of his strongmen, if he could lift it. Meng said that he wanted to show his fist and prestige in front of the king when he saw him talking, so he said without hesitation, "Let my subordinates try!" " "After this step, I fasten my belt and get lucky. A hard, tripod really up! But Meng said that he couldn't support it, almost fell down, and quickly put down the cauldron. Seeing that Meng was lifted by Hercules, he can't lose face in front of everyone! So he stepped forward and lifted the tripod with all his strength. I was about to move a few steps to show the audience, but suddenly my center of gravity was unstable and my tripod fell on my foot! The scene was bloody and horrible, and Qin Wuwang fainted on the spot. Qin hurriedly sent someone to save it, but it was too late. When Qin Wuwang won in August, he died and died! When Brother Won ascended the throne, the situation in Qin was very stable. As long as we work hard, we are sure to make greater achievements in Qin Mugong. However, there is no good choice for hobbies. If you like bad things, you like to compare strength and raise a tripod. The result is really a long-term regret! One slip of the foot made the story of "lifting the tripod and dying" a joke for future generations. Yes (1 17) Xiang Yu (47)
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