Give me some heartfelt yet hilarious apology letters

Dear classmates:

Because of my overdeveloped cerebellum and nervousness, I have serious differences between my heart and my mouth.

We are all comrades in the Long March together and believe that we are the same. Life or death is not a concern,

But I don’t know that your heart is as fragile as a flower. This is my mistake.

From now on, we must stay tight, saddle up, and do not do anything harmful to God. thing.

If my joke caused you a lot of confusion, please thank Haihan for being polite! ~

If you need to relieve your hatred, please come to xxx in building x. I will definitely not resist.

I have finished writing my apology.