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How can I tell jokes to others to make myself cry?

There are many ways to make language more humorous. The following is for reference only.

First, pun.

Pun is the same syllable, which can mean different words, and the same word can also mean different meanings. Using the homonym or polysemy of this word, a sentence has both literal meaning and extra-literal meaning, which is pun.

Second, the interruption method.

Interrupting the expression of this humorous language is the inversion of people's words and deeds and thinking patterns. Under normal circumstances, we can infer that A3 is followed by A4 according to the fact that A2 is followed by A3, but it suddenly changes. A3 is not followed by A4, but a different but related B, which makes people's psychological expectations suddenly empty-the logic of language suddenly stops without normal development and has an unexpected ending.

Third, the comparison method.

In life, sometimes there is a strong disharmony between content and form, desire and result, so there will be a disharmony contrast. This strong contrast is bound to produce humor or funny taste. Public relations workers can make good use of this disharmony in time and do a good job in public relations.

Fourth, use the method of topic play.

Using topics is using other people's topics to express your meaning. This is a good way to persuade people.

Fifth, misinterpretation.

Deliberately distorting the original meaning of the other party's words in the dialogue, or deliberately pretending to be deaf and unable to hear clearly and answering, are all misinterpretations. It is often formed by using the conditions of polysemy, homonymy and homonymy.

Sixth, anti-grammar.

Irony, or irony, is a way to express the original meaning of a word with words that are completely opposite to the original meaning. Its characteristic is that when you speak, it seems to be one meaning, but in fact you want to express another completely opposite meaning.

Seventh, the inversion method.

Reversing the normal relationship of things under certain conditions has a ridiculous effect, that is, inversion. There are various forms of inversion, including role inversion, things inversion, language inversion and so on in specific situations.

Eighth, exaggeration.

Here mainly refers to the exaggeration in language, that is, the "exaggeration" rhetoric often used in rhetoric.

Ninth, the way to answer questions is mainly rumors.

Argot is what people are unwilling or afraid to say in public relations activities or daily life. In public relations work, you will inevitably encounter some questions that are difficult or unwilling to answer, but if you are rude or speechless, it will damage your image. Therefore, it is humorous and effective to express yourself with obscure words.

Tenth, it is harmony.

Explaining things in humorous language makes people feel its profound meaning in relaxation and pleasure, which is what people often say. There are many homophonic expressions in Zhuang, such as rhetorical comparison, pun, metaphor and metonymy. , or describe something in an inverted logical way, or deliberately express a thoughtful rational content in a specious irrational form.