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You can disagree with me, but you can't belittle me.
2, the general north granary, six horses and twelve soldiers, waiting for you.
3. At the most suitable age, wear the most beautiful wedding dress and marry the safest person.
It turns out that youth is so fragile that you can't stay.
I thought you were the end of the world in my heart, but as a result, I reached out and touched you gently, and the weak connection between us was broken silently.
I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love will last forever.
7.what about hypocrisy? What about reality? This is not the same as living. 1, as long as you can cry, crying is a symbol of healing!
8. Bad kids also have true love. Who says no?
9, barely smile, tears choked back.
10, love you, love you or love you, miss you or miss you.
1 1. Being lovelorn is like cutting your perm. Comfort is just warm nonsense.
12, like you is the beginning of the source, hate you is the end of the source.
13, it's painful to miss you inadvertently.
14, I am crazy and helpless, and I really want to die quietly like this.
15, I like your smile when you talk. Your warm look is like the softest and warmest light in the world at the moment.
16, even if you are drunk, it is also a memory, because nothing can be forgotten.
17, spent, yellow diamond official finally talked to me! Dear users, thank you for your support to Huangzuan and spend every day with you happily #
18. Look at the world with a pure heart and live with a grateful heart.
19, gentle or fierce. I want to have a strange self and give myself some surprises.
20. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy to be covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.
2 1, clearly said that I was relieved, but I always lost to reality when I was intoxicated with laughter, just because I thought of pain.
Don't flatter yourself that breaking my heart will make me hate you and tell you you don't deserve it. }
I want to die now, even though I know it's not good.
24. One day we will understand that people should first love themselves and search for fortune-telling knowledge.
25, pay may not have the result. Too much persistence may lead to more losses.
26. Listening to sad songs and watching happy dramas are all fake!
27. Your idea makes me very happy. So it will meet again after saying goodbye and start after the end. The flowers are blooming like this, without fading.
I am just a humble clown, just waiting for you to clap your hands. Don't remember me after laughing.
29. Because she is a woman, there is another reason not to cry.
30. I will think of you in the clouds, so think of me in the sunset.
32. Memories are not good. The beauty is that we will be together forever.
33. There are many people who are willing to accompany you, and few people will accompany you to the end.
34. If I miss you, I will forget you.
They have been together for many years, and they both love each other very much. They separated when mistress appeared ~
I like teenagers so much that I am young.
37. I like to receive a reply within a few seconds after sending a message.
38. Perhaps the best thing I have ever done is to stick to being with you as always.
You can't decide the length of life, but you can control its quality.
1, stopping the interview means stopping breathing, and stopping adding personnel means destroying vitality.
2, you must work hard, because there will be a group of people waiting to see your jokes behind you.
Laziness, like rust, consumes the body more than hard work.
Please use today's efforts to make tomorrow have no regrets.
5. Learning is a road full of thorns. Only by using your efforts as a weapon and using them as a shield can you go out.
6. Respect is a spring breeze, a clear spring, a warm sleeping pill and an inspiring tonic.
7, physiological rhythm, establish your ideal self-image, reflect the charm of your personality behavior.
8. If a leaf makes friends with a caterpillar, the whole tree will suffer.
9. A fool speaks well, a talent speaks well, and a genius speaks well.
10, don't always joke. Earnestness is easier to gain respect than cleverness.
1 1. Young men and women always have their own glory even in sorrow. Hugo
12, strength plus self-confidence, is a tough and indestructible sword and a ticket to success. Strength determines success or failure.
13, Maxima is common, Bole is not common; In fact, it is not the lack of beauty in our life, but the lack of a pair of eyes to find beauty.
14, only the wise regard life as a holiday.
15. Boldness is the price of progress.
16, don't always be dissatisfied with others, but always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, it is yourself who suffers.
17, you can't live as you like, even if you live for a hundred years, you still have nothing (Southern History)
18, life is a ladder of dreams, which can be extended to the moment when dreams come true, as long as you never give up.
19, the man is not as good as Yun Zhi, born eight feet tall (Feng Ming magnum)
20. Without retreat, the future is a swamp, which makes people sink deeper and deeper.
You can smoke, but don't be a bitch. You can be a bitch, but don't look for cigarettes.
1, in this game of life, you fall in love with others first, which proves that you have lost.
2. Am I serious about you? That's why you're so cold.
I never imagined what love was like. You are my love, why should I imagine?
4. [No one knows what your frown will look like the next second, just as Gu Li never thought that Nanxiang would throw her a head of red wine]
5. I love you because of your appearance. If the next generation can, I choose to be a fish, because fish only have seven seconds of memory.
6. [The most regrettable thing at school is that my wife is obviously by my side, but I can't hold her. ]
7, the road to marriage is very tossing, not only tossing yourself, but also tossing others.
8. Why do some people want to be alone when they are sad?
9. I have been staying where I am, well, waiting for you to come to me and take me to the other side of happiness.
10, take the heart as the prison. Forgive me, my heart can only hold you.
1 1, decadent is deep red burn marks, yellow fingers, silent heart.
12, I know that you will never belong to me from the day we broke up.
13, it doesn't matter if you don't love me, you can pretend to love me.
14, no one will ever know the secret in your heart/Su Ming/
15, when asking the other person to be a virgin, think about whether you are a virgin or not. If so, yes. If not, what makes you?
16, where do you show that you love me? If you love me, you won't let me have an idea.
17, don't tell me you're sorry. It seems it's still my fault. I haven't forgiven you.
18, people will grow old, and love will grow old. Food containing a lot of preservatives is in danger of spoilage.
19, pretending to be calm every time, torturing myself in a mess, and then forcing a smile and saying: I'm fine.
20, this season, it is the season when mushrooms wear stockings.
2 1, when you do something, you can always find the time and reason; Do nothing, you can always find an excuse.
22. If your mind is not chaotic, it will not be influenced by the outside world; Don't look up too much, you will get a peaceful heart.
23. My eyes are raining for you, but my heart is crying for you.
24. Loving you is so inexplicable and so unrelenting. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!
25. If your cell phone rings in class and the person you hate is also playing with it, then look at him, and then he will have bad luck!
26. Give you my love and let you accompany me to the future.
27. Hold fast to the heat, and you won't know how to let go until you get burned.
28. It is important to have two directions in life: one is to go out and the other is to go home!
I can't love anyone who has the courage to love you.
30. If she can't realize her dream in reality, she will get farther and farther away.
3 1, you can be sweet or ruthless,
32. The person who silently accompanies you is not necessarily a coward.
33, ambiguous, very hard, she seems to be yours, but it seems not yours.
34. Confusion is a bitch. It will disturb everyone's thoughts and change some things.
35. One should have the sun. -"I like to walk on the road" from Gu Cheng
36. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.
37. The thought of the way you look at me makes me want to kiss you.
38. I think it is easier for a person to fall asleep. The night with the lights on is not dark, and the cold in winter can freeze the tears.
You should love someone who will never give up on you anyway.
40. I am afraid of losing my childhood. I'm afraid of losing my friend. You know, what I fear most is losing you.
4 1, long-lost story, long-lost red wine, long-lost rose, long-lost romantic lover!
42. Don't say love to others easily. Don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.
43. If you like someone very much, keep your friends at arm's length, so that you will never lose them.
44, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can slowly forget it.
45. The most sorry thing in my life is that my heart hurts again and again.
I thought I had to be good enough to meet you, but I didn't know I was the best when I met you.
You don't have to love me, but you can't tease others with the expression I sent you.
1, it is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!
2. Mount Tai is magnificent: Mount Tai /A-4 1 1/
17, behind every successful man, there is a woman who has nothing to do but eat.
Actually, I have eight abdominal muscles, but they are all piled up together.
19, I haven't written for a long time, and now I feel like the emperor approved my homework.
20. I like to send flowers to others, because I know that person will be happy to see one more flower.
2 1, summer vacation jun, you see how much my dad likes you and counts down for you every day.
22. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.
23. She needs to be raised, not managed.
24. It's nice to meet you at the best time.
25. You lost your way home in the smog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy weather in the south.
26, you old fool, that clumsy mouth is like a cotton crotch.
This is a sad story.
Tomb-Sweeping Day, we offer flowers, pray and sing praises in the cemetery. No incense and paper, no sacrifice.
29. You don't have to love me, but you can't tease others with the expression pack I sent you.
30. There is an animal that looks like you.
3 1. When Dayu was in charge of water control, he went to the house three times, but he didn't enter. His wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu who missed him in those years. . .
I am honest, and I won't open my mouth until someone owes me money.
33. People say that I am a natural motivator.
God knows how much I love you.
35. single dog, I can't afford to get hurt. Every time everyone shows love in a circle of friends, I can only lie to myself like this.
As soon as I reviewed, I found that everyone else had printers, tape recorders and digital cameras in their brains. Only mine is Jiuyang Soymilk Machine.
37. Crane: Magic Duck
38, the bus can't afford to pretend to be a matrix!
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