Boring Beg a joke

1. Buzz Lightyear called himself baa after killing Zuotiaolong? Kill Lombardy

2. Once upon a time, a gag fell on the left. .............................................................................................................................................................

3. Do plants know how to skate? Flowers, because figure skating

4. Is the queen like me? Like a square, because the queen is like a square.

5. What does the Queen's head look like? Shaped like a horse's head, because the queen has a horse's head.

6. Can't toys be tied to the boat? Explosive gyro

7. Have you ever eaten shit? Eat two old shits

8. Aaron Kwok sings baa songs? Sing "This Song"; Singing in China? "Sing" RMB

9. A slice of ham, like sausage, falls to the left to the same extent. What's the solution? Because he is unfamiliar.

10. Have you finished Secondary Five? Read books in the afternoon

1 1. Why not tell jokes on the boat? Because a sea will laugh and cause a tsunami.

12. Will you lose weight by eating wild insects? Ants ... because eating ants is thin.

13. Can you decorate your hands with your sample field? The answer is hair (the opponent whose hair can be decorated)

14 when? 1+ 1 =3? Wrong array

15. Xiaoming's house is closed and the clock is closed. Finally, let me talk about the left sentence. Why didn't Xiaoming open the door first? "I'm from Decheng"

16. Which part of the tree is the most leisure? Ye! Because of "Ye Dexian" (Ye Dexian, one of the famous singers in 1970s and 1980s).

17. What are differential sine and integral sine? It is "design" and "in-plane" (d-sin and in-sin)

18. What's on the Da Vinci code? Da Vinci account ...

19. What is the most expensive food in the world? It's "Barca" (Barcelona, Spanish football team)

20. Will eating too much lemon hurt the rack? , hurt? sadder

2 1. Will sharks change after eating the remaining red beans? Red bean paste ~

22. What does lemon fear most? Citrus! (citrus lemon)

23. Estimate an English sentence: "ABABABBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAA". (Long time no see c (see))

24. What's the name of the old bean on Waterloo Road? Da wo Lao dou

25. The prince kissed the princess, and the prince became a mushroom, and the princess became a cloud leg. From then on, they plunged the clay pot into the noodles and lived a good life.

26. One day, the stick figure was walking down the street, feeling that his head was scarred, followed by a "RR", and then his head caught fire and died ~

27. Xiaoming did his homework in the summer vacation and died the next day, because he couldn't live with his homework.

28. When M remembered that "San Xiao is free", Xiao Ming went to tell his wife, "Don't take San Xiao away. 」

29. What kind of stove is most popular with children? Hit the furnace? No, so is McDonald's (stove)!

30. What means of transportation is the most ideal? Helicopter! Because "chubby ..."

3 1. Why did Wolf Warrior 800 end up with Wolf 300? Because Wu Bai went to sing. ...

32. Why didn't Tom finally tell Ruth to die? Because "nothing happened in the end (samurai)"

33. Do you know how to use fat (the fat man who often appears in weight loss programs)? Olay full effect (easy to get fat)

34. Every sport has a surname, basketball, football and judo. Last name is rou? No ... it's "from Christmas ..."

35. Bobo, brother, Keke goes to school together ... Do you know who will be late? Bobo, because Bobo Pool (Late)

36. Guangdong produces winter melon, Guangxi produces watermelon, what does Guang Bei produce? Speak loudly (not loudly-the theme song of the wireless TV series "The Heart of Greed")

Ten thousand dollars for breast augmentation on both sides and three thousand dollars for breast augmentation on one side. It is estimated that one or four idioms are full of twists and turns.

Class 79A, B, C, D, E and F, which two classes are the most difficult to teach? C and e (Islam)

80 Snake A to Snake Z, which is the slowest? Snake C (Yu Shiman's "Snake C Slow")

8 1 Can you learn to play wild? Library (dictionary)

There are 26 English letters in English. When e and t turn left, how many lowercase English letters will there be? 2 1 (ET takes UFO and turns left)

83 minna no tabo painted red lipstick to estimate the direction of English words (big red lips).

Of the numbers of 84 1- 10, which one is the laziest and which one is the most diligent? The laziest system is "1" and the most diligent system is "2".

85 When is six minus two equal to zero? When doing the six karma gestures.

Amin and A went to rob a bank, but the incident failed and they fled. However, police D didn't chase Amin when chasing Guoguo, but they all chased Ashan. What's the solution? Himalayas (at least La 'a Mountain)

Flower shops sell flowers, electrical stores sell electrical appliances, and Gan Churches sell them. begad

It's over 88. Can one dream catch a cold before another? Nobita ("Nobita" Nobita)

89 mung beans hit the column and turned left to do baa? Red beans (they bleed until they turn red)

90 mung beans hit ghosts and turn left to do baa? Green beans (he turned blue with fear)

9 1 banana falls to the left when it is ripe. Will it turn left? Eggplant (because a banana falls to the left and turns purple)

After 92 left for a day, it was changed to baa? Banana (dispersing left blood stasis)

93 meters old mother is a sideline? Flowers (peanuts)

94 meters. Who's Dad? Butterflies (recent flowers)

95 meters. Grandma Ga is next? Brilliant pen brings flowers (brilliant pen brings flowers)

96 meters. Who's Dad? Popcorn (holding flowers and rice)

97 meters husband is a sideline? Chai (Chai Mi couple)

98 meters in the countryside? "Fish" (Land of Fish and Rice)

99 secretly loves Micah? Cooking (rice-free cooking)

100 meter Ga scientific name system? Mouse (Mickey Mouse)

10 1 m is not Diejia's own daughter. What's the explanation? The father of the multilateral investment guarantee agency is the sea (the flower of the sea)

102. What is the best animal? Sheep (Quack-Bae)

103 One day, Xiao Ming was walking in the street and felt sore feet, which showed that Xiao Ming stepped on the old lemon in the middle and left.

104 Originally, the founders of Yoga were two people from China, but they just created many theories. Where is it? Confucius and Mencius

105 Why can't you eat Jianda surprise eggs during menstruation? You'll be surprised (read in Mandarin)

106 integral to solve the little red riding hood chest? Grandma gave the wolf food.

107 pork paste sells pork and spinach lotus sells spinach; Wei Lan sells baa? "My love, my destiny"

108 points to solve the problem of chicken growth? Ferragamo

109 What should I do after pornography? Watch b film (VCD system is divided into two)

120 The worm climbed to the emperor's bar jj degrees. what do you think? Climb the dragon boat

12 1 Can animals play billiards? Eagle (English table tennis)

122 Do plants know how to skate? Flower (flower {knowledge} skating)

123 your island is surrounded by the sea, except the left safety island? Jusco

124 awesome plants? Cow (cow (fear) leaf)

125 the best insecticide in Spider-Man.

126 the first theme song of meteor garden is called meteor shower. What is the first theme song of Tao Tao Garden? Michael Tao

127 Yu Danfen has fish eggs, beef brisket powder has beef brisket ... Babaa wild powder has ice cream? seven

128 robots are most interested in playing? Play the role of coke

129 is the highest in the wild line? Unparalleled cream (high)

Does 130 give the first question a higher level? Strong cream (high)

Will NDS be better than PSP at 13 1? Because NDS can bend machines.

132 point solution PSP can be stronger than NDS? Because PSP can bend the machine

133 pineapple is orange and Miluo is green? Keroro

134 Conan's illness remains. Did you have a meeting to discuss it? Detective (Detective Conan)

An ant has six feet. Can you explain the four footprints he walked through in dog shit? There are two hands with their noses crossed.

136USA is a thin man? Universal serial bus

137 left q and right q live together and bury together, and then right q moves to the left. What happened? (Guess four words) Block (left) Q from living in the sun.

138 points to solve the big white rabbit brand kiss 100 honey rabbit is a male fetus? Not even a D.

139 dogs can bark, cats can meow, and meow? Yang Guo (called "Auntie" every day)

140 what does bin laden want to blow up most? Potato sweet potato? French fries, George Bush (potato)

14 1 A Jun grabbed an iron bar and went to the Water Affairs Bureau. Jun B drove to the park, and Jun C put on a tall hat and went to prison. What are you doing? Play monopoly.

142, Xiaoming was beaten by others, and his grandmother couldn't save him. I don't even know when I hit my grandmother.

143 chickens, geese and ducks went to drink soda, bought three leftovers, and the points were not enough. What shall we do? Elegant (many geese)

144 Deng Lixin = very much in love, besides = energetic? Smurfs (Smurfs are so eager to play and laugh)

145 Xiaoming crossed the road, obviously it was a green light, and he was finally killed by a car. Because the green light suddenly turns red (Zheng Rong-traffic light)

Eason Chan likes it, doesn't he? Eason Chan likes missing, but he doesn't (I never loved you, but I love missing Eason Chan-Mianmian).

147 coffee cup playing with glass and stepping on a tightrope. Will the coffee cup fall to the left, to the left? The coffee cup is unstable (twins-falling off the shelf)

148 Dongqing: Who's Dad? Doraemon (Japanese version of Doraemon theme song)

149 daily necessities are different. Is it the 1980s? Oil (not from cookies-in the 1980s-impatient people)

150 when the lion is tired, he will take four steps quickly; When the tiger is tired, take three quick steps; The wild ones are two steps faster when they are tired. God of Wealth (George Lam-God of Wealth Arrives)

15 1 A black cat and a white cat crossed the road together, and the white cat knocked down the car. What's the first thing a white cat said to a black cat? Meow ~

152 id card down, is that ok? return

153 a container truck driver hit a motorcyclist, and the container truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist didn't know anything? Because the container truck driver was on the street, not on the container truck.

154 baano will fall into the water four times, will it be washed away first? Birds (a bird fell into the water, fell into the water, and a bird fell into the water and was washed away by the water)

155 The giraffe has a long neck because it wants to eat grass from the tree. The higher he eats, the longer his neck stretches. Can orangutans solve their noses? Hey, D, your fingers are so thick

156 human heart is a color rack? Yellow ("yellow" in panic)

157 what is grandpa's son? Coconut (grandfather)

158 Guess a cup of 96. Milk shake (nine, six)

159 Guess a food from 2.4.6.8.10. Lotus root (even number is also called even number, and the number of questions is continuous even number)

160, there is a man named Gigi. He knows three new friends. What's his name? Suicide (suicide attack)

Will the system of 16 1 be frozen by snow? A secret (a secret that cannot be "told")

162 points to solve the pig's boobs. You can't SOR your head! ! ? "Secrets you can't tell (see Mandarin)"

163 A man removed a toilet on the left plane and dumped it. -What's the solution? Because he is infatuated.

164, an old woman died for no reason. Because Bi Yanyan dumped a toilet and' chose' to die.

165 why don't fireworks hit the stars in the sky? The star system will "flicker"

166 why do blacks like white chocolate? Afraid of biting your fingers

167 1000 years ago was the past. What is it after 1000 years? Now (a thousand years ago, a thousand years later)

168 Give five children a pear, cut it with a knife, and give it to all children on average, but cut it three times. What should I do? Cut a pear with two knives, and then kill one of the children with the last knife.

Mr. Gao lives on 13 floor. When he leaves the street, he can take the elevator to the underground. However, if he has to take the elevator by himself, he must take the elevator to the 12 floor and then go up a flight of stairs. Because he is not tall enough, press the thirteenth floor, so he has to go to the left 12 floor first.

170 One day, a horse who knows how to listen to the little people won the race. There are three kinds of gifts to choose from: 1)5000 yuan in cash; 2) camera; 3) Air tickets to and from Asia. After the owner explained the purpose of the gift, the horse chose the camera. what do you think? Camera, because knowledge automatically becomes a banana.

17 1 There is a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going? Green hills

172

A man has a serious throat problem, and the doctor advised him to have his throat removed.

Patient: Cut your left throat and I'll eat wild food!

Doctor: Do something! You have to learn to eat wild food through your anus.

Patient: Fuck off! Well, you can eat wild food in your anus after you tie it!

Doctor: It's your fault. Before you go back to practice eating with your anus, if you're all right, I'll help you cut your throat. ......

A few weeks later, the patient visited again.

Doctor: Keep practicing.

Patient: Good, but you have to eat and drink at home!

Doctor: Good, but I want to ask about your foot.

Patient: Because of me, my family is very nervous about chewing gum.

173

Me: Hey, be quiet.

Hehe: Quiet, quiet.

Me: He makes beer and stays with us.

He: Because he is Ren Xiong.

174

A: We depend on our family background.

Beijing

Are we going to Tokyo to get married?

B: The compass is hanging on the left. .......

175

Zi Ming: Dad, there will be two Ronaldo?

Dad: One is Cristiano Ronaldo and the other is Cristiano Ronaldo.

Zi Ming: Hey, there were two Ma Zhao in the Three Kingdoms period?

Dad: Is there any allowance?

Zi Ming: One is Ma Zhao, and the other is Si Mazhao. ...

Dad: ............

176

The teacher asked the students to draw pictures. When class was over, Xiao Ming only handed in a blank sheet of paper.

Teacher: Your painting is called baa.

Xiaoming: Cows eat grass.

Teacher: What about the grass?

Xiaoming: It was eaten by a cow.

Teacher: Where are the cows?

Xiaoming: The cow ate the grass and left.

177

Left: I will add 0 points.

Right: hey! I got zero again? ! Will sitting together for 0 points be more cheating than talking?

Left: department? ... we buried question d by mistake, but it doesn't matter. ...

178

It is said that Brother Panda and Sister Rabbit are dragging their feet, but everyone in the department is against it.

Papa Panda: Your girlfriend is not a good girl, Li Jia. She flew to the left.

Panda: Tell me, Lao Dou.

Papa Panda: I saw your girlfriend the last time I saw Playboy Fruit. ....

179

Otaku+Otaku = door-to-door, right!

It is said that otaku and otaku have been together ever since. One day, the otaku and the otaku suddenly had a stomachache and were fighting for the toilet. This is called ... "Housekeeping Assistant"

180

On Sunday holiday, earthworm was idle, cut himself into two parts and played badminton;

Mother earthworm saw it and cut herself into four pieces and played mahjong by herself.

Bored dad was inspired by his son and wife, but he chopped himself on the chopping block and was dying. ...

Mother earthworm was surprised and sad when she heard the news, and said, "Husband, what are you doing?" ! 」

Father earthworm said weakly, "I ... want to ... want to play football."