Pupils tell a hundred jokes.

1 A middle-aged couple had a baby. His mother said, "What's the name of the youngest son?" His father didn't hear clearly, so he called his son "ah". After three or five days, she took her son back. Her mother said, "What's the name of her youngest son?" His father farted, so his second son was named "fart". For a long time, fart went to prison for crime, ah, visiting prison. The watchman said, "May I ask your name?" Ah, what's your name? Ah, what can I do for you? The night watchman was angry. Do you want to know? Want to say something? Teacher: "I have two questions;" If you can get the first question, you can not answer the second question. " "How many hairs do you have?" The teacher asked. "1.200 million." The students answered. "How do you know?" The teacher asked. "There is no need to answer the second question." The student said. A traffic policeman just came out of the restaurant after drinking wine and found an old farmer driving an ox cart. He wants to play a joke on the old farmer. The traffic police stopped the old farmer. Old farmer: What's the matter? The traffic police said: Does your car have a license plate? Old farmer: No! Does this car still use the license plate? Traffic Police: Of course! Do it at once. The old farmer thought for a while and hurried into a nearby stationery store. Not long after, the old farmer took the handwritten license plate and put it behind the ox cart. The traffic police almost died at first sight. The license plate handwritten by the old farmer is: Niu B 74 1 104, meeting in a village. Because of homophonic, the township head said; Rabbits and shrimps, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive. Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said; Sausage and melon with pickles, please. (Now please speak to the head of the township) The head of the township said; Rabbit, shrimp and dog ate today's meal. Everyone is a turtle. Comrades and villagers, enough food for today. Let's make a big bowl. Don't be a pickle, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. Stop it, I'll tell you a story. ) Someone may eat this shit. Someone may know the story. Don't worry about what you can't eat (don't worry about what you don't know) I will marry you now. The conditions in our village are not bad: clothing depends on spinning, eating depends on the party, getting rich depends on grabbing, getting married depends on thinking, traffic depends on walking, communication depends on yelling, public security depends on dogs, and heating depends on shaking! [Scene 1]

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger. ...

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. ...

Teacher: No? Call your parents ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Eating French fries in fear.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no,

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?

E hurriedly handed me the French fries with both hands and then took out a lighter. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

I ate it in fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't lit yet. ...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

(proudly): Greater China ...

[Scene 8]

Teacher: Have a portion of French fries.

Boy n: no, thanks.

Teacher: ... the lazy sheep was caught by the wolf halfway: "The big bad wolf, the big stupid wolf, will never beat Pleasant Goat and have to wait on Kotaro." Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by a gibbon, and they fell in love after the gibbon gently scrubbed it. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!