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Gu Li's cursing classic quotations, inspirational and funny love.

Gu Li is one of the heroines in Jing M.Guo's novel Tiny Times. She is a beauty in accounting and her other major is international finance. It took her four years to complete her double bachelor's degree, and her A++ score was unbeaten. Her goal is to be a certified public accountant, and Gu Yuan is a lover. ? A rational, calm and cruel woman who has concentrated all the women in the world? He is good at telling cold jokes and poisonous tongues, and has been evaluated by Lin Xiao and other sisters? You are a live snake! ? You need to have 100% accurate control over your life. Anything beyond her control will drive her crazy. Is there any so-called surprise, accident, sudden, temporary, change, episode, change and cancellation? Such words are Coulee's sworn enemies. Any accurate number will immediately ignite the passion of Coulee.

Classic Quotations of Guli's Swearing (1)

I really can't stand wandering alone in the autumn wind. Decadent pleasure? Why doesn't he die! ?

The foie gras per guest is four ounces! I want to ask you what do you want to raise for ten ounces?

I don't think white candlesticks and photo frames should be put on the dining table. After all, it's not a funeral, what do you think?

If you insist on using red napkins and gold knives and forks, please prepare a bridal chamber for me after dinner. ?

Dad, if you don't come back on my birthday, I'll build all the cigars in your study into something one centimeter long. Are you kidding? Oh no, I'm serious. When have you ever seen me joking?

Neil, if you dare to send me peony flowers again? Of course you sent me peony flowers! Besides, you wrote it on the card? Are you like a peony? Do you know how many times don has successfully turned over this?

Lin Xiao, to be honest, if I kick Lucy out of the house one day, he will have much more things than you. . . ?

She looked at the three of us, shook her head in love and picked up the phone. Lucy, call me when the driver of the second car approaches the door. In the meantime, you can ask the driver of the third car to start. ?

Tang Wanru, your bowl is too big. What do you eat with it? In fact, Tang just took out his footbath and prepared to put it in the toilet. . . )

Don ... Is this your bra or something? Why does it look like a T-shirt? I heard a crash in the kitchen.

Coulee, if you want to tear down the wall, let me know in advance! ? There was a silvery laughter outside the door: honey, you are joking again. Just now, Tang seemed to be on the stairs, hehehehehehehehehehehehe. . . ?

When did I go to bed? Guli drank black tea and said to me without looking up: 1997? If you don't wake up at Expo 20 15, we will send you to the museum and wrap you in a glass cabinet. In front of all the international friends, Gu Yuan touched Guli's hair and added gently and kindly.

Classic Quotations of Guli's Swearing (2)

1.? Dad, if you're not going to the Hawaiian lawn party, please change the spring tie around your neck, okay?

2.? That's a bit difficult. My grandmother has been buried underground. It's burnt to ashes, too. Don't turn her old man's house out of the soil to dry.

Your grandmother is a ghost story, and your whole family is a ghost story! Besides, do you dare to use it in front of me again in the future? Is it? 、? Others? In that case, I swear I'll bury you in the ground, and I can't dig you out. ?

3.? Don't! Sister and elder sister are completely different species! Just like auntie! Creatures of two worlds! If it was an accident that they threw mud at me like Dalmatians, then that child called me big sister, which was a deliberate insult! ?

Four ... Coulee suddenly sat up in the dark with a scream. After Tang hurriedly turned on the bedside lamp, he suddenly said with relief. I suddenly touched your arm just now. I thought there was a man sleeping next to me, which scared me to death.

5.? You can turn down your roar. I'm afraid the old man downstairs who is boiling water missed this wonderful broadcast. ?

6.? Did you just get dressed and take a shower?

Nan Xiang gave Gu Li a white look and said, I just finished washing clothes. ? Guli continued to drink soup and said, so you just wore it?

7. She glanced at Tang Xiangru, frowned and said: You were beaten? Come on, who did it in the morning? That man is sick! ?

Don was completely frightened. Then he turned and left angrily.

"What is she doing? Revenge?

My heart is very tired. Don't tell me you can't tell she's wearing makeup. ?

Gu waved,? Stop joking. ?

After a while, I suddenly looked up. You're kidding! Get out of here! /Really?

South Hunan and I nodded gravely at the same time.

Coulee:? hair-raising

8.? I really can't stand wandering alone in the autumn wind. Decadent pleasure? Why doesn't he die! ?

9.? The foie gras per guest is four ounces! I want to ask you what do you want to raise for ten ounces?

10.? I don't think white candlesticks and photo frames should be put on the dining table. After all, it's not a funeral, what do you think?

Classic Quotations of Guli's Swearing (3)

1 1.? If you insist on using red napkins and gold knives and forks, please prepare a bridal chamber for me after dinner. ?

12.? Dad, if you don't come back on my birthday, I'll build all the cigars in your study into something one centimeter long. Are you kidding? Oh no, I'm serious. When have you ever seen me joking?

13.? Neil, if you dare to send me peony flowers again? Of course you sent me peony flowers! Besides, you wrote it on the card? Are you like a peony? Do you know how many times don has successfully turned over this?

14.? Lin Xiao, to be honest, if I kick Lucy out of the house one day, he will have much more things than you. . . ?

15. She looked at the three of us, shook her head in distress and picked up the phone. Lucy, call me when the driver of the second car approaches the door. In the meantime, you can ask the driver of the third car to start. ?

16.? Tang Wanru, your bowl is too big. What do you eat with it? In fact, Tang just took out his footbath and prepared to put it in the toilet. . . ) ;