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Deceptive brain teasers.
1. Daxin and Xiaohong are talking in the classroom during the exam. Why is nobody in charge of them?
Answer: They are invigilators.
On a dark and windy night, Xiao Ming met a ghost, and the ghost escaped. Why?
Answer: coward.
3. You killed an animal, but it shed its own blood? What kind of animal is this?
Answer: mosquitoes.
4、? Silkworm ants? Is it an ant or a silkworm?
Answer: Silkworm.
There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them will be locked up for a year for stealing, and the other is a robbery murderer, but only for two months. Why?
A: The murderer will be shot in two months.
6. What is the way to bite a political scar that cannot be solved with your tongue?
Answer: War.
7. Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, weighs 50 kilograms at the heaviest and only 3 kilograms at the lightest. Why?
A: That was when she was born.
8. Who is busy with work all day?
Answer: a ballet dancer.
9. Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: The car is a taxi.
10, a ball and an iron ball fell from a tall building, who landed first?
Answer: iron ball.
1 1. In the 100-meter race between chicken and goose, the chicken runs faster than the goose, but why is it late to the finish line?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.
12, there is a place where you can get in but not out. What is this place?
Answer: the grave.
13. A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay?
A: Because he is not in the car.
14, Yue Yue and Yan Yan are walking in the rain with umbrellas. Why did Yue Yue wet their pants?
Answer: Yan Yan is wearing a skirt.
15, Xiaoming had 6 injections in the hospital. Why did he feel pain after the first injection?
A: The first injection was an anesthetic injection.
16. Why do three-year-old babies say that their father is only three years old?
Answer: This man has been a father since he was born.
17. Why didn't anyone marry Xiao Zhang of the family planning office?
Answer: Because Xiao Zhang is a man.
18, Xiao Zhang is highly nearsighted, and his eye chart is memorized. Why is it wrong to measure his eyesight?
Answer: He can't see where the nurse's indicator stick is.
19, less than the math is very poor. Why are there so many people looking for him?
Answer: Because he is a fortune teller, everyone asks him to do so.
20. Two houses, one high and one short. After two floods, what short house was flooded only once?
Answer: The short house never surfaced after it was flooded for the first time. ;
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