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Love story of seeking immortality

1, don't say it, I can't even beat Miss Tang. Zi Xuan, I want to marry you, and I want to announce to the world that I want to marry Zi Xuan. There is no such thing in the MS game, but I am still very courageous. Don't stare at a woman in a daze, or you will fall in love with her. I am you, and I am the only person in the world who is qualified to dance for you. (moved) 5. Without that sword, I can still destroy the enemy. (I felt that Long Yang was very imposing when he said this, so I took it in. 6. If evil thoughts are swords, I will become immortal, and I am the evil sword fairy. At the beginning of the nameless world, the mother of all things was famous. From today on, you and I will join hands, unite the evil thoughts in the world, surpass the six realms, and become the strongest brothers in the world (it is even more unclear who is joining hands with the evil sword fairy in the TV series). I want to say that Xu Changqing released his evil brother, and it must be Xu Changqing Tia 7. I want to leave you. I don't want to interfere with you. I don't want you to be infatuated with love. (Still moved ...) 8. Pig woman ... dish-shaped teeth ... (more shocking than' A Qi' and' Fourteen Brothers' in Xianjian No.1 Middle School ... speechless) 9. The deadline is 300 days on Earth (Wei Qing said this with great momentum, feeling not afraid of heavy buildings at all, and feeling good about the head of Shushan) 10, I am today. I won't kill you, so kill yourself. (Especially the last two sentences. In addition, evergreen's appearance was also very shocking) 1 1. There is a feeling called love at first sight. (The premise of this nonsense is that the Vulcan king is a woman, but she is ...) 12, Brother Mao Shan, I can totally feel your fear, but just like this, I can't investigate the case (a little cold and humorous ... hehe. ) 13, Brother Jing, to be honest, I have known you for so long, and I think you are the most handsome today (this is the most shocking place in the film, and you have to laugh every time you see it ... Xu Changqing is definitely the king of cold jokes. Although it is completely different from the image in the game, it may have unexpected effects in the TV series) 14, I want an opponent and one. Jing Tian: Who are you? Man in black (taking off his hood): Li Xiaoyao! (Crossing ...) 17, Jing Tian: "You love Zi Xuan!" He Miaomiao: "I love chicken butt!" " Jing Tian: "Zi Xuan loves you! He Miaomiao: "Chicken ass loves me!" ! ""18, the snow is fluttering, passers-by look, snow sees snow and is happy. 19, Xue Jian: "You two said she was just closer to Jing Tian; Haven't they known each other for so long? She is just more beautiful than me, with a good figure and less clothes! I tell you, I'm not angry at all, I don't care at all! " 1, Yong 'an Dang, Jing Tian encounters snow for the first time, thieves dare to hit people and upgrade to robbers ... 2. Yong 'an Dang, Jing Tian: Tang Xuejian, my name is Jing Tian, the scenery of the scenery, the scenery of the sky ... 3. The ending of sorbus, and sorbus: from today on, it will grow up ... 4.5. Penglai Royal. Do you want to die here? Go away! 6, Feng Binggu, Paris to Jingtian: Still so useless, even a woman can't be protected well ... 7, Paris New Fairy World (humor): an outsider? Isn't it my wife? 8. The end of Solanum nigrum. When the red sunflower leaves, it says to Solanum nigrum: If you like it, say it out loud and remember to smile! 9. Next to the Wuji Pavilion, Jing Tian met Snow White: When everything here is done, I will sell it to you at a low price! Snow See: Disgusting! Did I say I want you? Jing Tian (scratching his head): Whether you like it or not, I have the cheek to sell it to you ... 10. When I go back to Xianmeng and Wuji Pavilion, Xue Jian said to Jing Tian when he was dying: Whenever I can't see you ... my heart will be very sad ... When I think about your danger ... I will come to save you ... but every time you save me ... A flying pig? 13, during the sword burial, Xue Jian sacrificed himself to save Jing Tian. Before jumping into the stove, he said: Well, I owe you my life, and I paid it off. From now on, you are me, I am you, and you can't leave me alone again ... 14, in the sword tomb, before the death of Solanum nigrum: Brother, you still like to meet your sister in the snow after all, you must live well for me ... 15, Zi Xuan ending, Jing Tian: My favorite person left ... If my brother wants me alive, I'll stay with him. 19, Jing Tian 3, I'm dying on the wall mountain, and this sentence came out: 18 later, I'm a hero again! Then Atian bravely rushed to chop rice bag ..................................................................................................................................................................... 2 1. In the battle, Snow See: Dead monster! Only I can play Jing Tian! ; Hong Kui: Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell ... Jing Tian: Hang on, Xia Wang! 22, happy ending, red sunflower: I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat? Jing Tian: Yes, yes, in the kitchen. Hong Kui: Thank you, Brother Tian. (affectionate kiss) The whole newly-dressed people are stunned ... 23. Leizhou, inn, Solanum nigrum: I will do anything for you ... as long as you can let me have my body ... even for a day, even for a moment ... so that I can touch my brother and let my brother hug me ... 24. Jing Tian: Although it's only ten pence, it's like asking for money. Why don't you even let go of a cloud! (Sweat ...) 26. Lan Kui: Why did you leave Hong Kui: Because "love" can't be shared. Lan Kui: Isn't that what you mean ... You are me and I am you? H: I created it when you were most helpless, in order to protect your own shadow. Now ... you have found someone who can protect you. I should leave. Lan: Where are you going? Rhett: find someone who can protect me ... there must be such a person, waiting somewhere and in a certain era ... Blue: I'm ... worried ... Red: Don't worry, do as I say, and you will be happy! Blue: I'm worried about you ... Rhett: Don't worry, I ... must be happy! There he is! Get ready! Say it out loud if you like it! Remember to smile! 27. At the end of Gu Teng forest, before Jingjing died: I said don't touch my head, or I won't grow tall ... 28. (Zi Xuan ending) Zi Xuan: "Oh, my God! Who are you talking to? " Jing Tian: "A passerby ..." Zi Xuan: "A passerby ..." PS: The long back of heavy buildings in the sunset ... 29. The ending before Hong Kui's death: Brother Tian ... Are you worried about me? ..... it's for me, not anyone else ... right? ..... Say something ... God! 30. Snow See: Hum! Sao! Red sunflower: It's better to have something to sell than nothing! Snow See: People don't fight ghosts! 3 1. On the boat to Penglai, please see Bai Xue: the green hills will not change, and the green waters will flow forever. Don, we will meet again soon! 32. Xu Changqing: Zi Xuan, even if I die a thousand times and ten thousand times, I won't let anyone hurt you. Zi Xuan died to repair the Lock Demon Tower. Evergreen: Zi Xuan is dead, and I can't live alone! 33. In the dungeon of Thunderbolt Hall, Xue Jian let Jing Tian go first. Jing Tian: I will wait for you in the bamboo forest in the southwest of Yuzhou. If you don't come, I will wait for you every day for a lifetime! 34. Leizhou Secretariat Night Sweet: Are you that ... red hair? Paris: What did you call me? ! 35. In the dungeon of Thunderbolt Hall, Xue Jian dragged Jing Tian away: It's too heavy, and pigs are lighter than you! 36. (Zi Xuan ends) Paris: I'll wait for you at your house today. Remember to bring wine. Jing Tian: Didn't you say the game? Paris: I just want to drink today ... 37. Well of Ghosts, Red Kwai vs. Xu Changqing: Idiot! He fell in love with your wife, so you should be careful that her wife was taken away by someone else ... 38. Before the death of Solanum nigrum in Sword Burial: I would rather let him remember me forever for the death of my brother than remember another person in my heart with my brother! 39. Ice Valley, Paris War Evil Sword Fairy: Hum! Hey, you, asshole! Go to hell! 40. Return to Shushan after hitting the sacred tree. Xue Jian: I'm just a thing, not a person … I'm just a thing! Jing Tian: Remember, you are not a thing, you are Snow White, my favorite Snow White! Xue Jian: Don't you dare say I'm not a thing! Want to die! Jing Tian: I like you because I want you to be happy. I hope that one day you will like me, even a little ... 4 1. Zi Xuan died to repair the lock demon tower, and the building was furious: there are still things that this seat can't do!