Kneel down and beg crosstalk to enrich the script.

Xuefu Wuche, also known as knowledgeable person, was created by Miao Fu and Wang Sheng of Xi 'an qingqu Society after many times. Now I will provide you with a relatively complete understanding, and there is also a noisy bridge in it. ...

Hope to adopt!

Crosstalk: full of knowledge

Performance: teasing: Miao Fu/holding: Wang Sheng

Miao: Dear friends, Happy Spring Festival.

Miao: We are all Japanese crosstalk performers.

Wang: An Ren.

Miao, my name is Miao Fu.

Wang, my name is Wang.

Miao, look at my level. I can't compare with the teacher Wang Sheng next to me.

Wang Aiyou told you?

Miaojia College Student (Kelly)

Miao graduated from Shaanxi Food University.

Daxue Wang

Wang Shaanxi has no university to eat French.

Miao Shaanxi Normal University

Wang ai

Miao did not engage in her original major when she graduated.

Wang, I study it.

Miao Ren Jia Dangnian College of Literature (Wang Ai) Further Education Import Excavator Maintenance

Wang woxue

Miao import excavator maintenance

Wang, I'm learning to drive a walking tractor.

Miaoneng 2 nd professional bar

Where does Wang major? I have a liberal arts school. I go to Lan Xiang Technical School. I

Miao, I didn't go to college.

Wang, you ask

Miao nixue

Wang Wen and history

Compared with history (), we can't compare with others (Wang Hem), although we grew up in small pieces.

Dundun, Wang Dun

After high school, our grades are getting bigger and bigger.

Where is Wang?

Miao, I didn't go to high school.

Miao is awake now, so study hard.

Wang Guoli

Miao wants knowledge to keep up with others, and I can't get close to them. I began to study all kinds of books.

Wang read a book.

Miao said that he had reached the point where he put the roll by hand.

Wang you

I have a famous Miao detective Conan One Piece.

Wang, look at that set of dragon balls again. Look at that saint. Just tell the four classic novels.

seedling

King, please read some serious books.

Miao's serious book also read the Dictionary of Idioms.

Wang, you have read books.

Miao idiom dictionary

Don't laugh at the essence of China culture.

Miao is the representative of idiom class when he was a child.

Wang's Chinese class means that no school has a special idiom class.

Miao has learned many things, and so have Japanese teachers.

Wang knows this.

Miao, Qian Jun, Wanma, Pentium, Gong Yu, moving mountains (Applause) I like moving mountains in Gong Yu.

Wang likes the spirit inside.

Miao spirit

Wang's spirit

Miao inspired me (Wang Mm-hmm) to listen to stories.

Wang, who knows this story?

Miao has a silly old man, and the big fish has a silly old man. There is nothing to plan mountains and planes.

Wang, wait a minute, stupid old pangolin.

Miao, where's pangolin?

Wang has taken the guy to move mountains.

Miao, after all, has the wisdom to persuade him not to dig. Well, Gong Yu, the two great mountains (King's home and Taihang Mountain), said nothing. I dig my son's house (king), my son digs his grandson's house (king), and his grandson digs his grandson's house. If he digs, he will always finish it (Wang insists). The inspiration of a good man moved the Jade Emperor (Wang Tiansong) and sent two yellow turbans down to touch the Wang family and Taihang.

Wang Dashan moved away.

Miao walks like a good man (Wang En). The wireless signal will be full soon.

Wang, alas, there is something wrong with WI-FI.

Miao is the same.

Wang didn't describe it.

Miao, all bad things in the world are bad things, and all good things are good things.

What does Wang mean?

Miaoshan moved away. It turned out that two monsters, snake essence and scorpion essence, fell down at the foot of the mountain. Thanks to the colorful gourd seeds of the old man, Kuchi Kuchi grew up and produced seven gourds. Seven sons can spit water and breathe fire, surrender the snake essence and scorpion essence, and live in seclusion in the mountains. Some foreign princesses knew who had offended them and hid in the cabin. Where did the princess come from? Mom came over and became an old lady who bought apples. The princess bit her mouth and died with a bang. Jobs took the rest. I know how transparent this story is.

Wang joked.

Wang, you just said moving mountains.

Miao ah

Wang, I'm a little confused. I

Joachim Murat

Wang, I will calm down. Wait a minute. I'll take care of the silly old man, gourd baby, grandpa, gourd baby, and the seven dwarfs who immigrated. Jobs had a master named Snow White.

Miao understands the truth very well.

Wang, I know very well. it was so clear to me

Joachim Murat

I hope you are in a mess.

Miao, let me tell you the truth.

Wangdaoli

Miao idioms are everywhere, and lakes are useful (Kelly).

You will be confused when Wang uses it again.

Miao says our credentials are good books.

Wang, you should be serious

Miao, I also read Shan Hai Jing. Baby, have you heard of Shan Hai Jing?

Wang, wait, wait, wait. This is called affection. Uh, look at Shan Hai Jing.

Miao ah

Wang, you look like scum in the idiom dictionary. You also read Shan Hai Jing.

What happened to Miao?

Classic Words of Pre-Qin Dynasty in Wang Shan Hai Jing: Ancient and Provoked

What did Miao say?

Wang just had an illusion ~

Miao, let me see.

Wang Neng can read it.

The Miao Party can understand.

Wang Zhen has seen it.

Miao, let me tell you some stories and see if you have read them.

Wang told me to listen to me.

Did Miao Jingwei fill the sea?

This is just the story of the northern scenery of Beijing, Shanghai.

Miao, I know where it is. I love watching Jingwei fill the sea.

king

Miao traitors dragged him into the sea until he came up, down, up, down, up and down (wait a minute, wait a minute). I like to see the integrity of celebrities.

There is national integrity in Wang's national integrity.

Joachim Murat

Wang Jingwei fills the sea, Wang Jingwei fills the sea.

What does Miao want? open up or reclaim wasteland

Wang, wait a minute. You will be bloody. Watch Jingwei fill the sea. You know where it came from.

Where is Miao from?

Wang Jingwei, the daughter of Emperor Yan (Miao Yan's daughter), was nicknamed the girl.

Miao Butian is here.

Wang Ren

Nvwa Wang sailed a boat across the sea and capsized in the waves. She wants to avenge this by filling the sea with stones. She asked Jingwei to fill the sea.

Miao, I get it. Yan Di's daughter is Jingwei (Wang Xiao's name is a girl). One day, she rowed a boat at sea to watch the wind and waves coming (right). It is also said that the empress is too stormy (Wang, from Baoji? )

Miao said that her daughter's tomb is still in Baoji Baoji Baoji. Respect historical facts.

The king destroyed the beauty of God.

Miao, I understand this story.

Wang knows

Miao can remember a little mistake. I know.

Wang Youcha tut tut, your words are strange.

I still remember Miao Bie's story.

Wang also knows.

Miao widows chase the sun. Widows chase the sun and tell stories.

I know the story of Wang.

Miao, do you know?

Wang Ai ~ Wang Jingwei is a traitor. Chen Bijun, the dead daughter-in-law, is a widow. She can't live. She went to Japan-the widow went to Japan.

Miao, look at the academic context of others.

Wang Wo's Academic Context

Arrange seedlings

Wang, let me sort out why there are widows chasing the sun. Kuā, the father chased the grandson, kuà, the father chased the grandson.

Miao chased the sun and shouted (yes) that the sun was running too fast [pull].

Where is Wang from in Baoji?

The descendants of Miao Yanhuang (Kelly) wanted to change the imperial tomb.

Wang, you really read this story.

Miao, I really saw it.

You can also do it in Wang.

Miao na tuo makes waves. I like stories.

Any king who takes off at the seaside can make trouble in the sea.

Three princes of Miao natuo

Who did the king ask?

Chen Miao Tang official Li Jing has three sons, the eldest Jin Tuo, the second Mu Tuo, the third Mu Tuo and the third Prince.

Wang wants to say that you have a memory problem.

Miaoliao

Wang's name is wrong.

Miao remembered wrong.

Wang Lao da Jin tuo mu tuo called pi tuo

Miao, I have.

Wang Youyou

Miao, I have Pitu.

Wang does have a boss, the second is called Aunt Jin, and the third is called Nezha.

Where is Miao Mana (alas, alas)

Wang, I beg you to speak English, ok?

Miaowo

Wang, have you ever been to a temple?

Miao hasn't been there

Wang, um, um, let's watch it next time.

wit and interest

Wang, if you go on a field trip, I know you mispronounced it.

Miao nian is wrong

There is always a saying on the wall of the King's Temple that there is no Amitabha in the south.

Miao ah

The king wants to read that there is no Amitabha in the south.

Where is Miao Mozi?

Wang, can you say Wuhan?

Miao crosstalk performer tripe grocery

Wang Hem knows Sanskrit.

The seedlings were simplified.

Wangnafan

Miaona

Wang Fan India is called Fan.

Miao Wen needs to read Sanskrit.

Wang Nezha

The third prince of Miao Nezha, the son and children of Nezha Excavate go out to play with mud every day.

Wang is particularly dirty.

Miao, come and wash. Yi pulled off her belly pocket.

Wang Doudou has grown on him, right?

The seedlings are sticky (Wang Ouch). They jumped into the sea and began to swim while rubbing mud (Wang Ouch). There are three princes in the Dragon Palace.

Dundun, Wang Dun

Miaowanglong Santai Huizi pancake

Wang aobing

Miao Aobing is eating red sesame seed cake (hmm). Looking out from the corner, the dragon beard was covered with purple mud (Wang Ouch). I am in a hurry.

Wangwotian

What are you doing? I eat all kinds of red sesame seeds cake (Tangshan)

Where does Prince Wang San come from?

Miao Tangshan people

Wanglongwan Santaizineng Tangshan

Miao offshore (ahhh). Why do you want to eat red sesame seeds cake? (Tangshan) Go up and kill them.

Listen to the words used by Prince Wang Aiyou.

Miao Hao hag ordered a big fork at that time.

Wang Aiya called it the big fork.

Miao bingjian

The king's five flames hold the fork.

Miao Da led the crab, soldier and shrimp with a big fork and a few friends.

Wang Xiao huo ban ye

Miaopipi shrimp essence kelp essence

King kelp into essence

Miao are all soft goblins (alas). They are all happy to see Nezha washing on Shanghai. Well, I said, what are the children doing? Don't wash them. The third prince is anxious to know (Henan)

Wang Tangshan, the third prince, took Henan hag.

Miao ah

Wang combination

Miao taught me to strengthen my character.

There are no characters in the king.

Miao sees that the wind and waves are too strong (Baoji). Who is it?

Wang Jingwei

Miaoganni (Tangshan)

Prince Wang San

Miaonongsha Road (Henan)

Wangyecha

Miaofen knows how good (ooh) stanislavski once said (well) the typical character of a typical character.

Wang, tell me about that hag. All right.

Miao Hao is playing, and Nezha is also good at stubble.

king

Miao quickly took out his long-handed hula hoop and made a big fork.

Wang Nezha also practiced rhythmic gymnastics.

Miaolian rhythmic gymnastics

Wang Changshou Juan

Miao has two kinds of weapons

Wang Huntian Linggan Quan Kun

Miao Ban Tian Quan Gan Hannah Quinlivan

The king betrayed us.

Miao Quanling fights. Boy, impact waves, rough waves, and then waves

Dundun, Wang Dun

Miao Hao came with a big wave (well) Jingwei just rowed the boat, and it was too rough.

Wang er didn't.

Miaolang is here.

Wang Lang came, but he didn't.

Miao has no jingwei

Wang doesn't need stories.

Anyway, the water potential is rising higher and higher.

Dundun, Wang Dun

Miao will flood Jinshan Temple in the future.

Wang ah

Miao fahai is chanting. Look what I did. What have I done?

Wang, stop.

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