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What's the best feeling you've ever experienced?

The feeling of rain after a long drought is the most important.

Senior three talked about a girlfriend. At that time, she was very young and had not graduated, so we all subconsciously restrained ourselves and could not do anything extraordinary. We are all restricted to dating, holding hands and walking in the playground after self-study every night. Although there is a physiological reaction every time, I still hold back.

After graduating from high school, we fell in love in a long distance. Although we all study in the same province, we live in different cities, so we have less chance to meet each other. Leaving suddenly, we were not used to each other at first. So we call and chat every day, and the monthly living expenses are basically spent on telephone bills.

During a holiday, we couldn't help missing each other, so I came to see her at her school. It happened to be evening when I arrived at their school that day. She met me at the station.

We got a room in a small hotel near our school. This is our first time to check in, and everything is so strange. We don't even know how to start. After a while, we slowly entered the state.

As this is the first time, it can be seen from her eyes that she is not very comfortable. She twisted as if looking for the most comfortable position. After some in-depth understanding, I let go.

That moment was my best time.

The best feeling I have ever experienced is definitely when my girlfriend decided to end her long-distance relationship and move to a place not so far away from me. Finally, their relationship can be further developed. Suddenly, I feel that the "beast and angel" in my heart have been released together. I am both excited, expecting and a little scared.

My wife and I were introduced by relatives at first. At that time, she happened to go to my aunt's house with her sister, because they were related, and that's where we first met. Although I was 17 and she was 19, we were enlightened! I was instantly attracted by her graceful figure and beautiful face, and menstruation also wanted her QQ. Then I pursued it myself, and then she went back to work in Changshu, far away from me. This is the beginning of everything.

At first, everyone ignored us and treated me as my younger brother, but I wanted to treat her as my wife. In the process of pursuing her, I also understand a truth: meeting the right person will really promote your growth in the right direction! In this way, I persistently say hello on QQ early, say hello at noon, say hello after work late, and give her snacks from time to time. Finally, through unremitting efforts, I got her approval, but the next taste was not good. Students in long-distance relationships may all have feelings. All your concerns can only be conveyed by mobile phone, but you can't touch each other substantively! Feelings can only stay at one stage, and sometimes there will be a sense of panic, because there are many people pursuing her, and people can at least pay attention to her every day. You can only greet her with your mobile phone ~

Six months later, my chance came. After the Spring Festival holiday, they are going to work in another place next year. These girls are elites in making clothes, and bosses are waiting to see them everywhere! I recommended the bamboo pond to her for a try, because it is also a famous hometown of light industry, and she probably noticed a trace of animality buried under my gentle appearance, and she refused! Fortunately, under the coaxing and promise, I was finally willing to come over. Can you understand my feelings at that time? There are all kinds of beautiful things in my mind ... (skip 200 words here) Of course, most of them still go to play together or something.

After that, although she took her cousin to work in Zhutang, for me, this obstacle was useless at all! I don't want to say anything explicit, mainly to express my feeling of getting rid of the shackles of long-distance love at that time. Later, I got married after talking for three years, and now I have children. I think it's funny to think about the past now ~ I also wish the love of long-distance love a result!

I'm really sorry, once I swore, and I felt great after scolding!

That's at 20 10. There is a rural girl who seems to be from Handan. She just turned 17, and she is quite delicate. It's a pity that she has a large green birthmark on her face, which is called OTA mole clinically. It's ugly. Half of her face is gray.

If it was a normal family, this birthmark should have been dealt with long ago. However, the girl's parents are husband and wife halfway. When she was 6 years old, she remarried with her mother to her stepfather's house, which was also called "drag bottle" by the people.

Stepfather treated her badly. He always thinks that he raised her, spent a lot of money and often beat and scolded her, especially the birthmark on the girl's face. Stepfather thinks that girls can't "sell" a good price after marriage, and they can't stand a few dollars of bride price, swearing all day. The girl's mother is weak, resigned and afraid to resist. The villagers are also afraid of this land and dare not mind their own business.

Originally, the family was not rich, and the stepfather was stingy. Of course, I won't take money to treat birthmarks for girls. The girl's mother loves her children so much that she secretly saved thousands of dollars and brought her to our clinic. As a result, the front foot just arrived, and the stepfather chased after it, yelling for a refund. Several doctors and nurses have been trying to persuade, but the stepfather lost his temper, scolded whoever he caught, pushed and shoved, and slapped the girl out of the clinic! A group of patients and their families looked at the advice and were very angry.

As a doctor, it is my consistent attitude not to participate in patients' family affairs, but I really couldn't help it that day. I said a few words to the man with a straight face. Unexpectedly, the man rushed over and grabbed me by the collar, telling me to mind my own business and refund my money immediately!

I calmly told him to let go, but he insisted. I told him that if I didn't let go, I would call the police and the hospital security guard would come right away! Unwilling, he let go and threatened again: "I will kill you!" " "

I was so excited that I immediately angered him and said, "I am a surgeon, and I am much more familiar with the human body structure than you!" " I tell you, I dissected three bodies when I was in college! Show me your hands if you dare! "

Hearing this, he froze for a few seconds, turned around and left the clinic without saying a word. Next, the girl successfully did laser treatment. When I came out of the laser room in the afternoon, the man had not left. After seeing me, he unexpectedly smiled awkwardly and reached out and handed me a cigarette: "Doctor, people say that I have a bad temper, and you are worse than me!" "

I stopped to talk to him, and he said something like "We must cure the baby's birthmark, and we can't spend money for nothing", which is not as fierce as before.

Every time I think about this, my heart is particularly cool!

The best time is also unforgettable for life! In 2003, I once asked my classmates to play. He is not at home. His mother said he went to his classmate's house to play. I know what happened. I said hello to my aunt and left. I secretly went to the grocery store to buy a box of loose flowers and cigarettes, and went to the black Internet cafe in the village to find him. At that time, we also went to Internet cafes to play legends and watch Mao Mao movies. It took me ten minutes to get from his village to the Internet cafe. After meeting, I took out my cigarette and turned on another machine. After a brief chat, we started to fight. Playing for more than an hour is boring. I said I'm not playing. Let's watch a movie! He didn't look at it at first, so I said whatever! I went into the website and opened it. The goods said they didn't look. In fact, their eyes have always been on my side, and we are also watching enthusiastically. Her mother didn't know when she came, so she grabbed his clothes and walked out. I was so scared that I quickly turned off the computer and followed out. When I went out, this guy was gone. At this time, his mother wanted to scold me, and I quickly apologized! Said there must be something wrong with the network, so we came here to play games and suddenly jumped out of the picture, his mother will definitely not believe it! Say I'm my brother, that I'm a bad influence of his children, and that I'm an elder, just say it! Anyway, I didn't take it to heart, so I fucking scolded me and said that I wouldn't let his children find me in the future. After shouting for a while, she went to find his child. I was passionate about rolling in the deep, and my memory was quite profound.

The best feeling I have ever experienced starts with three things.

First, I feel proud to go to college. In the summer of 200 1, I took the college entrance examination. According to my grades at that time, there was little hope of getting into a better university. Dad told me, if you don't pass the exam, don't study and go home to farm. I'm hopeless anyway. In order to fight for this breath, I study hard with mediocre talent every day, just to fight for this breath.

God has eyes, I got into the score line. Although it is not a good university, I am quite satisfied. On the day I received the admission notice, I was so excited that I shouted at home and lost a lot of things. My family thinks I am crazy. Even my usually unsmiling dad smiled on his face and immediately decided to kill chickens and ducks to celebrate.

Dad usually drinks good wine, but he can't drink well, so he never gets drunk, but that night, he got drunk. At that time, I knew that my father, who always despises me and likes preaching, still cares about me in his heart. I inadvertently caught a glimpse of those muddy and secret eyes of joy, which I will never forget.

The second thing is the feeling of happiness when you get married. My wife and I met through a friend's mother. The first time I met my wife, I thought this was the person I wanted.

To tell the truth, his wife is not very beautiful, but he has a unique temperament of China traditional women, gentle and considerate, kind-hearted, hard-working. This kind of temperament is not available to many women in this era.

My wife has four brothers and sisters. She is the eldest. In order to help open a small supermarket and do housework at home, my wife who studied medicine dropped out of school and let her brothers and sisters concentrate on their studies. It was a long time, seven years, but she never complained, and everyone was smiling. My mother-in-law's shop business is so good that my wife can say that it is half the credit.

Of course, what attracts me most about my wife is that she is always unknown or does things that others don't want to do when no one is looking. She never talks about hard work, nor does she take credit from her parents. Among the sisters, she is always the quietest and most inconspicuous one. Even if everyone talked about something happy, she would just sit in the corner and watch quietly with a smile.

I think it is the luckiest thing in my life to marry such a wife.

The third thing is the feeling that a daughter is born with responsibility. I'm not afraid of jokes. When I was very young, I imagined in my mind countless times what my future child would look like.

The moment my daughter was born, her big eyes, red face and innocent smile fascinated me instantly, and I felt that all my expectations were met. Looking at this little life created by me, I instantly felt a sense of responsibility. From now on, our destinies are closely linked. My daughter is the continuation of my life, and I will give everything for her.

Many people go far away in pursuit of happiness, but in the end they find nothing. In fact, as long as you calm down and take a look around you, you will find that happiness is actually around you.

The best two I've ever seen.

1 One May Day, I took my colleagues home to play and took the train first. Because the railway station and the bus station are not in the same place, we usually go to the bus station by black car. My colleague is a foreigner, so we chat in Mandarin. At that time, none of us turned around. We also talk to black car drivers in Mandarin. Maybe the driver of the black car thinks that we are foreigners and intends to kill us severely. Originally 10 yuan's driver insisted on 60 yuan. The funny thing is, he's still there saying he'll give you the cheapest price, little brother. You don't even know how far it is. When you come back, you must leave the car empty. At this time, my friend called me and asked me where I was going. After a phone call with a friend in dialect, I obviously saw an indescribable change in the expression of the driver of the black car. "Young man, you told me you were a local, 10 yuan left."

2

Everyone knows that I don't drink when I study, but a classmate who has never dealt with me always wants to drink my wine, and I am unlikely to refuse. During my study, I was drunk by him 10 many times. After graduation, I heard that he would come to a classmate's party. I knew that this boy would definitely not make me feel better tonight, so I spent 1000 yuan to ask my Qingdao sister in our department to pretend to be my girlfriend to accompany me.

Vent one's anger/resentment (against [somebody])

That feeling is like a volcano that has been suppressed for a long time, suddenly erupting and dripping with joy.

I went out to play with three classmates in college, and the destination was a local scenic spot.

The way that college students usually choose to travel is bus, but there is no direct bus in this scenic spot, and it is still three kilometers away from the nearest bus stop. So we chose that bus stop and walked to the scenic spot.

It was okay to walk in the morning, but when we came back from a day's play, everyone was a little at a loss. I don't want to go again after walking halfway from the three kilometers.

At this time, there are private electric tricycles with carports on the road. At that time, we waved and agreed with the master to go to the bus stop about one kilometer. Master's asking price 10 yuan. We thought it was a little expensive at that time, but it doesn't matter.

When the driver's master sent him to the place, my friend gave him 20 yuan, and he was still waiting for the master's change. Who knows the master said a person 10 yuan, and we will give him 10 yuan.

At that time, we knew that we had been killed, that we were from other places and wanted to kill people. The three of us are also grumpy and say, master, isn't this a lie?

The master smiled contemptuously: this is all my price. Say that finish, the master got off and pulled one of us.

At that time, the three of us got angry and looked at each other. There happened to be a deep river ditch beside the tricycle, but there was no water. The three of us directly turned the tricycle into the ditch!

At that time, the master was shocked, and we said, keep the change. The three of us turned around and went to the station to catch a bus back to school, leaving the black car master dumbfounded. I didn't expect to meet the three of us with such bad temper.

Looking back now, although I was a little impulsive, I was quite relieved after I finished it. (But the next time you encounter this kind of thing, you must treat it rationally! After all, the three of us were all one meter eight! It is estimated that the black car master will never dare to be such a black foreigner next time!

My best time was when my husband was admitted to a public school from a private school, and his monthly salary suddenly doubled.

I feel that my husband seems to be ten years younger, tall and handsome. His footsteps are louder and louder than before, and his voice is much louder. I think the sky is particularly high, especially blue, and the sun is particularly big and red.

On the day of receiving the salary of the first public teacher, our family happily slaughtered chickens and ducks, bought wine and meat, and invited relatives and friends, uncles and uncles to get together to celebrate.

Our two children clapped their hands and danced happily. Mom and dad cried sweetly, happy as two little magpies, chirping and singing. Lighting firecrackers hanging on bamboo poles is deafening, with smoke rolling and paper scraps everywhere.

My parents-in-law walked in and out of the yard from ear to ear, beaming, offering cigarettes and tea to everyone.

When people congratulate my husband, I think their words are particularly nice and kind. His face is very red and his chest is very high. As his wife, I feel happier and happier for him.

As the saying goes, there are three things that people like best in life.

One day: be the first time. Second: the wedding night. Three words: meet an old friend in another country.

At present, I am still a student, because my education is not as popular as that of a prestigious school, so this first joy is strange to me; Needless to say, this second happiness is far away from me; And because it is a university in this province, it can almost be said that it is a college student at home. This third kind of happiness is not enjoyment.

Then let me talk about the best moment of my life.

It was the afternoon of June 8, 20 18, and there were fifteen minutes before the end of the last English test of the college entrance examination. Surprise, not the end of the exam, nor the next summer vacation, but these fifteen minutes. My English level is not top-notch, but it is not inferior. I finished the exam fifteen minutes in advance, and people around me have handed in their papers one after another. I thought to myself, they missed this moment of complete freedom.

I checked the test paper, but I couldn't find any mistakes I could judge, so I put down my pen. As I was at the window, I simply leaned my head against the windowsill. I always remember that it was a bright afternoon, with white clouds floating in the blue sky, the sun walking slowly on the windowsill, the wind was strong and everything was quiet. Really, it's quiet

It was a feeling of complete freedom. I even had a feeling in my mind that "wine welcomes the breeze and makes me happy", as if I were not in the college entrance examination, but on the eternal Yueyang Tower. Everything before is over, and everything after that has not yet begun. I was immersed in fifteen minutes in the time gap. It's over. It hasn't started yet. How nice! That feeling, like all kinds of things on your body, whether it's pride, sin or sadness, is gone. You don't have to think about the mistakes of the previous years or the pain of the next few years. At that moment, I was sharing my thoughts with the wind.

Although there are still many responsibilities to shoulder, many unknowns to explore, and the future is not as I hoped, I still secretly left without saying goodbye to the adult world in those fifteen minutes, and only in those fifteen minutes did I feel the life world where I forgot everything.

Really "don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself." Enjoy spiritual freedom.

Soon the exam was over, and I understood that a new story had begun. The years that followed were not smooth sailing, only those fifteen minutes flashed in my memory forever. Really happy, everything has no beginning, and everything has hope.

The coolest feeling is that more than ten years ago, after twelve years of hard study (6+3+3), I finally got the admission notice from the national key university after the final college entrance examination!

At that time, when the postal courier drove the university notice to my home, all the neighbors gathered around my door and chatted with my parents. Everyone was happy that I was admitted to the university.

At that time, the college entrance examination was difficult, and the students around me generally didn't do well in the exam. So did I. After the college entrance examination, I went to a thermal power plant five or six kilometers away from home as an apprentice. It's not manual labor, but I run back and forth with my master in a huge factory every day, and I go there when the air conditioner breaks down. I am responsible for helping the master move tools. When the master repairs the air conditioner, I can just help him. Although the work is not heavy, I can't stand it after running for a day. This job is the first job in my life, and the salary is not high, less than ten yuan a day. Does anyone feel incredible and suspicious about such a low salary? But I did give such a little money at that time. I remember my sister-in-law worked in a small factory nearby, doing so-called finance, which is bookkeeping. I gave more than 600 yuan a month, about ten hours a day. At that time, three meals a day was enough for high school students, and the price was low, so the salary was also very low. )

At that time, I felt that I didn't do very well in the exam, and key universities certainly didn't have a chance. At most, I took an ordinary undergraduate course, thinking that I could earn some money for my family by my own hands during the summer vacation, and I didn't take the admission notice seriously. The day before the post was notified, I called home and asked if there was anyone at home the next day. If there is anyone, I will come and send a notice. I told my parents to wait for my notice at home, and I went to work in the power plant again early in the morning.

When I came back in the evening, I just walked into the yard and saw a table full of people eating wine, talking and laughing. After I entered the room, an uncle smiled and said, "Our scholar has finally come back!" "

Before I came to my senses, my mother showed me the envelope containing the notice, saying that I was admitted to a key university! I was confused at the time. I couldn't believe it. I didn't believe it until I opened the envelope and saw the notice "XXX University" printed on it. I was really super excited at that time. If there weren't so many people at home, I would definitely jump up and celebrate. My uncle took me to sit down, poured me a full glass of beer, and said to everyone, "From now on, * * * will definitely succeed. The only key college student in our village will be the top student in the village." Although I knew that I was 108,000 miles away from the top scholar, I was still full of joy, so I picked up a beer glass and touched the elders on the table. I gulped down the beer and felt comfortable all over. That kind of scene and mood is really unforgettable. It's no exaggeration to say "best"!

Later, my dad wouldn't let me work in the thermal power plant, so I rested at home for a month and prepared what I needed to study abroad. My father went to the power plant to help me pay my salary, which was more than 70 yuan. The other party knew that I was admitted to a key university and gave me dozens of dollars, making up 200 dollars. This is the first time that I earn money by my own hands. Although it looks small, it means a lot to me.