Do you know any witty and self-deprecating sentence "People are not afraid of ugliness, the key is to think beautifully"?

"The key to being ugly is to think beautifully." Seeing this sentence, I couldn't help laughing. I am thinking, how transparent a person who can say such a thing should be. Treat life like this, it will be especially sunny and positive. I think people with this mentality will definitely bring us a lot of positive energy. Sentences that make me feel particularly good will definitely bring you a smile. Let's take a look at some self-deprecating phrases I prepared for you.

You should like someone who can make you laugh, not me who often makes you cry.

I like listening to stories, such as eating, sleeping and playing peas.

Father, the poor monk is too shallow to be offended by clothes.

The so-called love at first sight is just like your appearance.

If there is no health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

As long as your heart is still beating, I will make you laugh.

In my world, there are many secrets about you, but only belong to me.

The IQ of men when they cheat is second only to Einstein.

The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in a different position.

Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

When I look forward to my life again and again, I am always cheated.

The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

Why do I only have one dimple? Because I was so cute when I was a kid. Neighbors have been kissing each other!

When God gave us youth, he also gave us youth bean.

If you want to wander the Jianghu, you'd better be single.

Is there true love? Of course, there are many in TV series.

It's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close.

Do you find people who don't like you particularly ugly?

Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

Flowers often do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, we should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

I don't want to prove it. Meaningless. Whatever. I'm glad to get rid of you.

Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field. Take the pig's road and let the dog talk.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman; Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

As long as the hoe dances well, what corner can't be dug down?

Youth is like toilet paper, it looks a lot, but it is not used much.

No matter how awesome you are, can your mouth catch the rake falling from the sky?

I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.

Men can be romantic but not dirty, women can be romantic but not abortion!

Life looks like white flour, but you can't do too much, or there won't be enough flour.

How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

Curse those who bully us and eat noodles and snot.

It's not fair. Children fool their parents to cheat, and parents fool their children to educate.