Laugh every day

1. What was the first 3D surround music you heard?

Throw away your handkerchief.

2. "What pants do you look young in?"

"I really can't think of anything younger than wearing diapers ..."

If you were someone else, would you like to be with yourself?

A: I dare not even think about it. How can I have such a blessing? [! - empirenews.page - ]

4. In ancient times, my sister's face value could support the whole brothel!

You mean you look like a pillar?

5. Describe your cup in one sentence.

A: With my father.

6. Sorry, we may not be suitable.

A: Nonsense, I am versatile. [! - empirenews.page - ]

7. What is the outer layer of the earth?

A: Sweet milk tea.

8. History teacher: Why did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?

Me: I'm afraid I tamper with history.

9. I want to buy a car recently. My father took me to many luxury car 4S shops in Kyoto. I am very touched and grateful. Well, it's better for dad. Walking out of the store, my dad turned to me and said, see? Don't hit these cars in the future! [! - empirenews.page - ]

10. Me: Take a taxi with the software.

Friend A: Which software do you use?

Me: Hit with Didi.

Friend B: Can't you talk properly? Why are you still singing? ...

1 1. Q: What is the worst animal in the world that can't swim?

A: Daughter-in-law and mother.

12. Girl: I'm angry, even if you buy me cpb, it's useless.

Boy: then don't buy it, don't buy it, don't be angry. [! - empirenews.page - ]

13. What would you say if you were hit by a car 10 meters away?

A: Next.

14. How do you say the four great inventions in English?

A: Star agriculture

15. What did you say at last?

Can you try another doctor? I always feel that I can live.