Crosstalk sketch of primary school graduation ceremony

The lines of the comic crosstalk script for primary school students: self-defeating

Today I'm going to tell you a cross talk. This cross talk-

Oh, long time no see. Hello, hello!

Hey, hello! This one is so polite!

B: Which mouse hole have you been drilling for so long?

How does this guy talk?

How are your uncles and aunts?

A: OK, OK!

B: Grandpa, is the old lady still alive?

A: Let's go! This is a psychopath. Is there a doctor here? Take him away!

B: Don't be angry. I just wanted to show you that this expression with the same meaning and different meanings has different effects.

A: Politeness is very important.

B: I used to make a lot of jokes, just because I was not polite enough!

A: You teach everyone.

B: Take last time for example. On Sunday, my mother told me that my uncle was back, and I jumped eight feet with joy!

We are catching up with the monkey. Why are you so happy?

B: Look, I haven't seen my second uncle for more than half a year, let alone my second aunt! As long as I call "auntie" so sweetly, won't there be a lot of money?

A: What does this man think?

B: I was so happy that I got on my bike and ran in the street in my pants.

A: Huh?

Oh, I put on my pants and rode my bike to the street. When I was approaching my grandmother's house, I suddenly turned a corner and knocked down an aunt.

Why don't you help him up?

It's not that easy. Someone dares to knock me down in such a hurry.

Who hit who?

B: I swallowed that aunt with my mouth open!

What did you say?/Sorry?

What happened to your eyes and high heels? Such a big living person can be knocked down by a bicycle. I am in a good mood today, otherwise I would have sent you to the public security bureau!

I think you should go to the public security bureau!

B: I got on the bus and ran away before she understood. When I arrived at my grandmother's house, I didn't speak. I watch the door. It's broken!

A: What's the matter?

B: My aunt who was knocked down by me limped in.

A: Here you are.

B: I suddenly jumped over and pointed at her nose and shouted, "The rabbit is still eating grass by the nest. What kind of hero comes to the door? Get out as soon as possible, or I will be irresponsible if I break you! "

A: You are so overbearing.

B: At this moment, my second uncle came over. What is the greedy boy doing? Why not call him "auntie"?

A: Ah, the water rushed to the Longwang Temple, and the family didn't recognize it!

B: I cried at that time. It hurt so much!

Do you know this is wrong?

B: No, I feel bad that my second aunt's gift money has been ruined!

A: Alas!