Excuse me, who knows all the lines of Li Chengru at the end of the movie?

Many Funny Variants of Xiaogang Feng's Big Man

Original line

You must choose the best prime location.

Hire a French designer

If you build it, you must build the most upscale apartment.

The elevator goes straight to the house.

The smallest apartment is 400 square meters.

What broadband, fiber optic cable, satellite

Do everything you can to connect him.

There is a garden upstairs and a swimming pool in the building.

There stands an English housekeeper in the building.

Wearing a wig, like a gentleman.

As soon as the host enters the door, he must tell others if there is anything.

Can I help you, sir?

A pure English cockney accent.

Belle has face.

Build another aristocratic school in the community with textbooks from Harvard.

Tuition alone costs tens of thousands a year.

Build another American clinic and wait 24 hours.

It is a word-expensive.

It costs 18 thousand to see a cold

Neighbors either drive a BMW or a Mercedes.

If you drive a Japanese car.

You are embarrassed to say hello.

How much do you think this apartment costs per square meter?

I think it will cost two thousand dollars anyway.

Two thousand dollars? ! This is the cost.

Starting at four thousand dollars.

Not too expensive, no discount.

You have to study the shopping psychology of the owners.

Owners who are willing to spend $2,000 on a house.

I don't care about paying another two thousand.

Do you know what a successful person is?

Successful people are

Buy the most expensive things, not the best.

So, our slogan for real estate is

Not the best, but the most expensive.

Net hook wolf edition

Remember the most attractive name.

Follow Qiong Yao's novels

Go to the last chat room with the most men.

Say hello directly in a low voice

Double familiarity with the back of action instructions

What//Kiss,//Love,//Ai

Can all be used by him.

Get out his email address and ask him to QQ you.

QQ's avatar should be selected.

Big eyes, the innocent kind.

Say everything if you have something to say.

What took you so long? I'm bored myself.

I also want to add a kiss symbol: *

Bell is sensational.

I don't spend much time alone with him.

Chat with headphones

Say "I miss you" dozens of times a day.

Then send him the photos, the hazy artistic photos.

Just one word-beautiful.

The photo alone made his mouth water for several pounds.

Everyone else is a star. Photos and albums.

If you have an inch bareheaded

You are embarrassed to tell others that you have a photo.

How many people can such a beautiful woman hook up with in a day?

"Anyway, I think it will be thirty or fifty."

Thirty or fifty? ! That was to kill your wife and children. 150.

Don't ask too many questions, not "hello"

You have to study the psychology of men who surf the Internet.

Willing to go online to find the owner of mm.

What you want is to find beautiful ones.

What do you mean nothing?

Nothing to support is to talk to 8 MM at the same time.

Look for the most beautiful, not the favorite.

So, our slogan of catching wolves online is

Not the best, but the most beautiful.

Looking for a wife edition

Be sure to choose the one with the most status.

You must graduate from a regular school in America.

Find the most beautiful and elegant one.

At school, it's the beauty queen.

The minimum height is1.70m..

What piano, dancing, karaoke?

A plenary session in which ordinary people can attend.

You must have a special temper.

I always teach you a lesson like my third grandson.

Find such a master

You should get up at five o'clock in the morning to prepare breakfast and come back early to cook at night.

Stand at the entrance of the building when you are ready to cook.

Turn the apron, especially respectful.

When she comes in, don't worry about anything, you have to tell others.

Honey, can I help you?

A pure English cockney accent.

Belle has face.

Go out to play if you have something to do.

Stay in the presidential suite

Staying in a hotel alone costs tens of thousands a year.

Honey, this ostentation and extravagance, that entertainment

Spending money 24 hours a day.

It is a word-expensive.

Perfume alone costs 18 thousand yuan

That's not true in your line of work now. You are looked down upon.

Neighbors are either movie stars or pop stars.

If you want to find a Japanese girl.

You are embarrassed to say hello.

How much does such a wife have to pay a day?

I think it will cost two thousand dollars anyway.

Two thousand dollars? ! That was after ten years of marriage.

Starting at four thousand dollars.

Not too expensive, no discount.

You need to study the bachelor's psychology of choosing a spouse.

A gentleman who is willing to pay two thousand dollars a day for his wife.

I don't care about paying another two thousand.

What do you mean by bitch?

It's time to find a wife

Find the hardest to raise, not the best to raise.

Picking up girls edition

You must choose the most beautiful girl.

The kind with unique temperament

Pick up the proudest and most reserved girl

The love letter was sent directly to her.

At least eight or nine times more words than Das Kapital.

What Nestle, Dove, montague

Send it to her as much as you can.

Hot milk in the morning and fresh orange juice in the evening.

There is a rose hidden in the bag.

There are drops of water, the kind of spirit.

Block her every day

No matter whether there is anyone around her, no one needs to say anything.

Seeing you is short, thinking of you is long.

A real Parisian rogue accent

Very moving

There will be a candlelight dinner on her birthday.

Beverage takeout

You have to tip 180 dollars.

Completely intoxicated again

Follow her around the clock

Just one word-love.

You have to look at her hundreds of times to blink.

The person who comes is either beside the girl or opposite Xiaomi.

If you bring your classmates, you are embarrassed to say hello.

You said this way of picking up girls

How many can you make a year?

I think there must be six or seven anyway.

Six or seven? ! It was a disastrous year.

At least twelve

Not too much, not to collapse.

You must study our quality.

True fraternity

I don't care if I change it in January.

What is a love killer? Do you know that?/You know what?

The love killer is

I only choose the best girls, not the good ones.

So our slogan for picking up girls is

Foam is the best, not the best.

Postgraduate edition

Be sure to report to Peking University Tsinghua.

Find the hottest department

Take the test. Take the test. Mm listened to the bedroom major.

Don't even try to find a job.

Review time should be at least 24 hours every day.

What is it, an internship, gf?

Everything that can be fooled is fooled by it.

Zhang Jinxin was stuffed under the pillow, and Ren Rufen was beside the toilet.

Holding a pen in his hand.

Three dollars, the kind that Bosch bought.

Whenever you meet a place where you can write, you should practice your composition when you are free.

There is no denying the fact that. ...

A genuine Zhu Taiqi accent.

Belle has face.

There are still ten bills in the bag.

Be sure to find out what the teacher said.

The cost of photocopying alone is several hundred dollars.

Book another professional course exam.

Collect all the documents of the year when there was a dog.

Just one word-all.

English reading is the key.

The idiots around you are either wrong three times or wrong four times.

If you make five mistakes.

You are embarrassed to tell people that you took the postgraduate entrance examination.

How many points should I get in the final exam for such preparation?

I think it's 350, right?

350? ! That's a futile task.

From 400%

Not too high, the second interview is just enough.

You have to study the present postgraduate entrance examination situation.

Can force you to take the 350 major.

I don't mind giving you another 50 bucks.

Do you know what a successful person is?

Successful people just don't care which question they answer.

Answer the most accurate and incorrect.

So, the slogan of our postgraduate entrance examination is

Not the most correct, but the most accurate.

Examination edition

Be sure to choose the most difficult chapter in the book to teach.

Find the most marginal concept

Find the teacher who likes arresting people the most.

The course selection list will be sent directly to the school educational administration within three days.

If you want to drop out of school, there is nothing you can do.

During the exam, what SSB, DSB-SC, PCM, 2ASK?

Give him all the questions that can be tested.

Ask the retired old doctor to guide several difficult problems.

Print forty or fifty pages at a time, and it will be the fifth.

Don't worry about whether students can finish their homework.

You have to do something, leave exercise.

"Homework can be done-get up."

When giving lectures, all the technical terms are used, which makes the teaching assistants admire them.

Leave a few more computer questions for the students

If you want real questions, you won't give them to graduate students unless they can do it.

It takes a long time to make students complain.

Other teachers either take the whole book or take the 1 1 chapter.

If you only take chapter 10 before the exam, you are embarrassed to tell people that you teach this course.

You said how many people could be arrested this way.

I said there were three or four in the end.

Three or four? ! This is guaranteed. At least two dozen.

Do you know what it means to be a teacher with a sense of accomplishment?

I've heard of his students.

I would rather graduate without enough credits than take his class.

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Reply (1 1): menstrual edition.

Be sure to choose the most x topic in MOP.

Find the essential area

The one looking for X.

Who to look for, who to see, who to laugh at, I am embarrassed to mention it again.

After choosing, start a topic that everyone has seen.

Getting a person into a dark room is a big deal.

What to write in the post is boring, and what to say most when you see it.

What menstrual pull? I used the name pull for him.

Then there is the paragraph, the connection with the years.

Several adult celebrities in the newspaper

Add an eye-catching lamp and throw it into a pile of circles, just waiting for someone to be fooled.

Don't delete anything when others reply.

Seriously, don't say that word after reading it.

Anyway, you have the cheek to post it and don't care what others say.

That's the word ... I can't say it.

Wait another three or five days, and I'll do it myself 70 or 80 times.

How much can you reply to such a post?

I said there must be a three or four hundred.

Three or four hundred? ! This is a nationwide power outage.

At least a few thousand.

What does the word famous mop mean?

All mops know your position.

The reply can still be relaxed by several hundred.