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I need nine hundred and ninety-nine reasons to love someone

1. I love you.

2. I want to share with you when I am happy and have you by my side when I am sad.

3. You are the girl closest to perfection in my heart.

4. Every day when I turn on the computer, I check to see if there are any letters from you. Your letters always bring me a good mood throughout the day.

5. If you are with me, you will definitely be happy. I ask the stars in heaven and earth to bear witness to my steadfastness.

6. You are the person I care about the most and can’t let go of.

7. You are the kindest and humorous girl I have ever met. It’s a pity that God only carefully crafted you.

8. I don’t know who else I can love except you. You have set my standards for girls so high.

9. I want you to be happy, and I regard

as my hope for the day.

10. I don’t want to be depressed anymore, your lovely face makes me willing to be intoxicated forever.

11. I already feel sore, which proves that I am really giving.

12. I don’t want to give you the chance to get hurt.

13. I want to hear you sing a song to me. Your singing can always make me forget my sorrow.

14. I want to learn from you. Your sweet smile always brings vitality and happiness to others.

15. My heart beats so fast when I see you. I may need to see a cardiologist.

16. I know you will promise me, you are the best.

17. Your love always makes my heart beat faster. Every action and every word of yours has infinite charm.

18. Your personality is so good that I can’t stand it.

19. I want to see your gentle face every day. The smile on your face makes me drunk even before I drink.

20. I want to hear your voice every day. Your voice makes me feel happy and peaceful every minute.

21. Suddenly I hope that it will rain all over the world, just

I will hold an umbrella for you beside you.

22. I want to hold your hand until the end of the world. No matter when life ends, I will have no regrets with you.

23. You make my blood pressure rise. If the index of the blood pressure monitor was the level of loving you, then I would have reached 200% long ago.

24. This is destined by God, otherwise so many gentle and beautiful girls would pass by me and I would never stop for them.

25. I hope you will do one good deed every day and take me in. I will be wandering longer than those on the street, waiting for your love.

26. I think you will be tempted one day. In order to wait for your arrival, I will continue to wait alone. Because it is you, all the waiting is worth it.

27. I don’t believe that your heart is really that hard. I believe that the longer you are alone, the luckier you will be.

28. You It is one of the important elements of my life, air, sunshine, water and you.

29. I want to travel around the world with you and learn ROSE and JACK on the boat with you, but my love will never sink.

30. When I listen to love songs, I think of you all. It’s strange. Have the composers and lyricists seen you? Otherwise, how could they come up with such a touching song?

31. Every time I think of you, my whole heart aches.

32. I don’t want to cry anymore. Seeing you talking to other boys is a kind of torture to me.

33. I really want to spend some money on Valentine’s Day.

34. I hope you are the last person to give me a Valentine’s Day gift.

35. My life is enriched by you. Your presence makes ordinary sunrises and sunsets have wonderful meanings.

36. Your name is written in my heart. There is a big person hidden in my small heart, hidden very deeply and carefully.

37. I have thought about many reasons, how can I give up?

38. I hope that we can be buried together after we die, so that the world can continue to admire our love, and for A monument to faithful love that is rare in modern times.

39. I hope the wedding ring is for you. I have been secretly saving money for a long time.

40. God putting you and me together is the greatest compensation. I don’t blame him for the loneliness and torture before.

41. I want to prove that it is wrong to say that infatuated people will not end well.

42. I don’t want to go alone on Valentine’s Day

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43. I don’t believe that there is everlasting love in the world, but I believe in you and me and am willing to take a gamble.

44. I am not very good at taking care of myself. I need you to be careful.

45. Promise me quickly, and you won’t have to worry about finding reasons to reject me.

46. No matter when, at least you still have me. I will tell you jokes and help you wipe your tears when you are bored and helpless.

47. I want you to know me better, including how old I was when I got my front teeth, and when I started to learn to cry for love.

48. I want you to know that we are not just ordinary friends. Being my girlfriend will give you more special preferential treatment and benefits.

49. I have wanted a girlfriend for a long time. I want to make a lifelong contract with you.

50. When you are sick, you will have a free full-time caregiver who will be clumsy in the kitchen and cook nutritional and energizing soup for you.

51. I can give you the most sincere heart.

52. When I am with you, I can tolerate everything about you.

53. I don’t want you to be lonely waiting for someone anymore, and I can’t bear to let you be lonely.

54. Without you, I will no longer be myself.

55. You are the person who makes me never regret giving my feelings.

56. Sometimes my ears are not very sharp, you can bite my ears and whisper.

57. Because I didn’t marry you, I won’t go crazy thinking about these reasons in the future.

58. Apart from you, I am not sure whether I can do anything else

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59. You are the person who influences me the most, and I listen to everything you say.

60. I really want to use my gentle hands to measure your real measurements.

61. You are the girl I will regret for the rest of my life if I give up.

62. I am very lonely, and I hope you are by my side.

63. I want to have a good dance with you.

64. I really want to tell you my thoughts again.

65. Devotion is my only shortcoming.

66. I hope you will stop running away from me.

67. You know what I do.

68. Winter will be warmer with you.

69. Summer is more comfortable with you.

70. We can go abroad together.

71. Thinking of you makes me very happy.

72. The morning sun rises for you and me.

73. The stars at night are the ones we talk to.

74. Without you, I really don’t know what else to pursue in this world.

75. You are a person who calls me a fool, but I am not angry.

76. I like to see you smile.

77. You are a person who makes me reluctant to lose my temper.

78. I know you are reluctant to make me sad again.

79. You are the one who can keep my mind clear at night.

80. Without you, life will become black and white.

81. I am right

The validity period is ten thousand years.

82. You are the person I care about most in my life.

83. I don’t want to live a sad life every day.

84. I want to spend Valentine’s Day with you every year.

85. I think you will cry at the thought.

86. You once liked me.

87. I want to take care of you for the rest of my life.

88. I want you to be happy and happy every day.

89. You are my only choice.

90. I want to share your pain.

91. I want to have someone you can rely on when you are in a bad mood.

92. I want nothing but you.

93. I want to prove that my persistence is right.

94. Only you can understand my jokes.

95. The first person I think of when I get up in the morning is you.

96. I want to hear your voice every day.

97. The everlasting story requires us to be the hero and heroine.

98. Every time you come home at night, I will take you home.

99. Your eyes are charming.

100. You can see my single-mindedness.

101. I want to know everything about you.

102. Because of you, I become cheerful.

103. I want to protect you and don’t want you to be wronged.

104. I want you to know more about my strengths.

105. You will comfort me when I am in a bad mood.

106. I want all the photos I take in the future to be of you and me.

107. We live together.

108. I don’t want to be alone during the holidays.

109. You know more than me.

110. It is my dream to drive you home.

111. I often dream about you when I dream.

112. I want to sing a love song with you.

113. I want this feeling to be buried in my memory forever.

114. I am willing to make you lose your temper.

115. Can’t find your shortcomings.

116. I want to have you by my side when I go to see the night view.

117. I don’t want to be alone when watching a movie.

118. You are the person I can talk to.

119. You are the person who keeps me cheerful.

120. You are the one who makes me feel that there is hope for tomorrow.

121. You are the person I want to be with the most one minute before the earth is destroyed.

122. I want to see what you will look like in 50 years.

123. Because it’s you.

124. You are the one who makes my temper better.

125. You are the one who makes me feel free to give you things.

126. You are the one who made me quit smoking.

127. You are the one who makes me want to give wholeheartedly.

128. You make me feel that the world is beautiful.

129. I like the way you lose your temper.

130. I like your frowning look.

131. I like the way you look happy.

132. You make my life more meaningful.

133. You are a considerate person.

134. I want to pay you back what I owed you in my previous life.

135. You make me like you more

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136. You are the one who makes Chinese and English progress.

137. You are the person I want to hold hands with.

138. I feel like I have become stupid again recently.

139. You are the person I want to be with most in my life.

140. I want to give you a 100-year-old ring.

141. If I haven’t seen you for a day, my food will be tasteless.

142. With you in this life, I want nothing else.

143. Someone comes to sing duet to the touching love song.

144. I have no other way to impress you.

145. Only you understand my world best.

146. You are the one I am attracted to.

147. No one can make me think of so many reasons.

148. I just want to look at you and tell the whole world that I love you.

149. I just want to be with you for the rest of my life.

150. I don’t want you to work anymore.

151. I just want to support you as a woman.

152. Apart from you, I want nothing else in my life.

153. I want to take it back to show my mother.

154. Only you can make me dream.

155. Only you can make me never tire of watching you.

156. Only you, I want to change everything.

157. Because of you, you are the reason why I continue to live.

158. Only you can make me give up the whole world.

159. Only you can change my outlook on life.

160. I want you to be my wife.

161. Only you can make me have the urge to get married!

162. Only you can make me have the urge to have a baby!

163. Only what you say makes me not know how to refuse.

164. I want to fill your heart with my shadow.

165. I hope to kiss your hand openly.

166. I hope I can hug your waist openly.

167. I hope to kiss your lips openly.

168. I just want to be with you once and for all.

169. Because of you, I had insomnia again last night.

170. Only you can make me look forward to the phone ringing every day.

171. Every time I see you, I really want to hold you in my arms and take care of you for the rest of my life.

172. The first person I think of when I get up every morning is you.

173. The first person I want to see when I get up every day is you.

174. Only you can make me put down the mask that I have been wearing for a long time.

175. Only you can overcome my towering defenses.

176. Because of you, my heart, which has been wandering for a long time, wants to settle down.

177. Only you make me really want to work hard.

178. I don’t want to let down every romantic night anymore.

179. I just want you to accompany me through every romantic night.

180. I hope I can tell you I love you every day.

181. I want to make you happy every day.

182. I want you to monopolize every romance of mine.

183. I want to monopolize your heart.

184. I want to change my insurance beneficiary to your name.

185. I want to drink the drink you pour for me every day.

186. I want to protect you forever.

187. I am willing to use everything in my life to exchange the fate of being with you for the rest of my life.

188. I hope I am a good friend when you are in a bad mood.

189. I hope I am your only good lover.

190. Because of you, even the boring work becomes meaningful, because I will go shopping with my lovely you later!

191. I hope you are My future wife.

192. I hope to be a good father to you and your future children.

193. With your encouragement, I will be very rich in the future.

194. My soap also lost a lot of weight because I missed you.

195. I want to see your lovely smile every day.

196. I want to hold your hand and walk through every journey of life.

197. I want to hold your hand and walk through every street in the world.

198. I want to devote all my thoughts to you.

199. I hope you can sleep on my pillow.

200. My breathing is just for you.

201. I want to buy flowers for you.

202. I will love you for the rest of my life.

203. I will like you forever.

204. I will love you forever.

205. I don’t want to think about whether it’s love or loneliness or the more we love, the more lonely we become?! I just know that with you, I won’t be lonely anymore.

206. I will like me more and more.

207. I said I love you in my heart, and even God heard it and shed tears.

208. Guessing your heart is like chasing a riddle with no answer, but I never tire of it.

209. I really want to accompany you to take wedding photos like a golden boy.

210. Only you make me want to quit smoking for you.

211. My quilt wants to hug you.

212. I want you to buy me some clothes.

213. I want you to buy me some pants.

214. I have prepared the towels, toothbrushes and shoes you need to use when you stay at my house.

215. Your eyes have my spring, your heart has my longing, and your love has my lingering.

216. I opened a door for you, waiting for your beautiful figure to come, until the end of the world

217. I have promised my family’s cotton Yes, one day, you will sleep with it.

218. I have promised my toothbrush, and it is looking forward to your gentle kiss.

219. I promised my towel, and it is looking forward to your gentle caress.

220. Love is sometimes an adventure, like taking a new adventure. There are cannibals and crocodiles along the way, but I am not afraid.

221. I told my cup, it is looking forward to your small lips.

222. I tell my computer that you are its future mistress.

223. My keyboard is waiting for your nimble fingers.

224. I told the door of my house, it’s you! You have to open the door quickly.

225. Because of you, everything in my house has feelings.

226. Because of you, everything in my house has life.

227. I am willing to tell you my past.

228. Because of you, I am willing to tell you my current situation.

229. Because of you, I have the courage to tell the whole world loudly about my future.

230. Because of you, I want to give you everything I have without reservation.

231. You are the only girl who makes me unable to be angry

232. I want you to read the articles I have written.

233. I need a smart wife like you to remind me not to be cheated and spend money indiscriminately.

234. You need someone to care about you.

235. You need someone to accompany you when you are sad.

236. Wherever there is my mark in your heart, I will stay there for a long time.

237. Last night you ran into my dreamland again.

238. Your naughty smile makes me unable to stop thinking about you.

239. I can only listen to what you say.

240. With you, my life is colorful.

241. Without you, my life is black and white.

242. Because of you, I can fall asleep quickly and look forward to meeting you in my dreams.

243. Only you can make me settle down.

244. I hope that I can be by your side every year on your birthday.

245. I hope that my birthday will never pass by in a dull way every year.

246. Next time I watch a horror movie, I won’t be the only one to watch it.

247. I hope you will accompany me to the movies.

248. I don’t want to waste my money on other women anymore.

249. Only you can make me no longer indifferent to this world.

250. Only you can make me confident about everything in the future.

301. I was used to watching movies alone, but I am no longer used to watching movies without you.

302. I really want to be your good husband in the future.

303. I’m starting to like all the clothes you wear.

304. I don’t know who else I would want besides you.

305. I will think of your smell every day.

306. I want you to be happy.

307. I want to see your face every day.

308. I just want to grow old slowly with you.

309. I just want to listen to music with you.

310.

Who else can I miss? And I miss you so stupidly.

311. You are the kindest and humorous girl I have ever met.

312. I want to touch your beautiful hair every day.

313. I will think of the smell of your shampoo every day.

314. I want to hold you in my arms openly.

315. I want to be the first to tell you that I have fallen in love with you.

316. I am willing to accompany you when you are lonely.

317. I would like to give all my love to you alone.

318. I am willing to accompany you when you are sad.

319. I am willing to accompany you when you are bored.

320. I heard that the first of next month is an auspicious day, which is the most suitable day for me and you to announce that we are together!

321. I want you to know me better.

322. Only you can make my blood pressure rise and my heart beat faster.

323. I want you to monopolize my feelings.

324. My heart is a vast ocean, but I am only willing to give you the navigation rights of the "True Love is Hard to Find".

325. I don’t want to spend the holidays alone.

326. You are the only person who keeps me cheerful.

327. I don’t want you to be lonely waiting for someone again.

328. I can’t bear to let you be alone again.

329. I don’t want you to be alone every passionate night.

330. You are a person who makes me reluctant to lose my temper.

331. You are the girl I will regret for the rest of my life if I give up.

332. You are the only person who can keep my mind clear at night.

333. I am right

The validity period is 10,000 years to the Nth power.

334. I want this feeling to be buried in my memory forever.

335. I want to prove that my liking is right.

336. You are the only person who can make me want to tell everything about me.

337. I want to write a report for you.

338. I am happy to listen to your thoughts.

339. I want to hear your thoughts every day.

340. If you promise me, you won’t have to worry about finding reasons to reject me~

341. You are the one who makes me feel that there is hope for tomorrow.

342. I want to pay you back what I owed you in my previous life.

343. Even my towel shed tears because I love you.

344. I want to be someone you can rely on.

345. I want to have someone you can rely on when you are in a bad mood.

346.You are my only choice.

347. I want to give you a sense of security.

348. You are a person who cares about me but I don’t feel sorry for you.

349. I think I have no other way to impress you.

350.I am already very tired.

351. I don’t want to be a

person anymore.

352. My soap has become thinner because I miss you.

353. I want to make a quilt with you.

354. I don’t want to give you the chance to get hurt.

355. I want to be your last boyfriend.

356. I want to be your future husband.

357. I want you to be my last girlfriend.

358. I want you to be my future wife.

359. Winter will be warmer with you.

360. Summer is more comfortable with you.

361. You are a girl that I can’t help but be attracted to. 362. I like the way you said, “I’m going to be angry~~” at that time.

363. I think I really like you. Whether I open my eyes or close them, I will think of you. 364. I will fall in love with you because of this

. 365. I want to perform with you in real life forever.

366. I am confident that I will not let you go hungry.

367. I will let you experience what the happiest woman in the world is.

368. I will make your friends envy you for having a good boyfriend.

369. I will make your friends envy you for having a good lover.

370. I will make your friends envy you for having a good husband.

371. I want everyone who knows me to envy me for having a good girlfriend.

372. I want everyone who knows me to envy me for having a good lover.

373. I want everyone who knows me to envy me for having a good wife.

374. I like your smiling eyes.

375. I like your delicate eyes.

376. I like your slightly shy appearance.

377. I have told everything in the house that you are my girlfriend and I cannot let them down.

378. The scorching sun is softened by you and me.

379. The cold winter is warmed by you and me.

380. With you, I won’t think of losing my sister outside.

381. This time I really give my love, not just for fun.

382.I am very serious this time.

383. I don’t want you to be alone anymore.

384. I can’t stop myself from thinking about you.

385. Now I am still thinking about you.

386. You are a person who I will never regret giving my feelings to.

387. I don’t want you to be wronged.

388. You are the woman I care about the most and can’t let go of.

389. I hope you will also be thinking about me.

390. I hope you think of me every day.

391. I hope your heart is here with me.

392. I want to monopolize your heart.

393. I hope your heart belongs to me.

394. You are a girl that makes me have to miss you.

395. My heart has been stolen by you.

396. I also want to steal your heart.

397. I want to have all your thoughts.

398. I want to have the real you.

399. I want to have the real you.

400. I want to study with you.

401. I want to know which school you go to.

402. I want to drive you to class.

403. I want you to be the first girl in my new car.

404. I want you to know more about my strengths.

405. I think no other girl can replace you.

406. I want to prove that my vision is right.

407. I want to prove that I have no one.

408. I want to prove that I am a person who means what I say.

409. Many moments are possessed in an instant, and the touch of that moment can be recalled for several years. With you, my heart is filled with happiness.

410. In order to be a pair with this beautiful dinosaur like you, I have to sacrifice myself

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411. I want to prove that I am right

Everything can be achieved.

412. I want to prove my feelings for you.

413. Only you can stop my cynicism.

414. I am a person worthy of your liking.

415. Because love is a lifelong issue, I think love is a kind of responsibility, but many people think that love is a ticket that allows you to get whatever you want from the other person.

416 .I am a very responsible person.

417. I am a person who is willing to make progress.

418. I am a very courageous person.

419. Having you by my side makes me more able to challenge reality.

420. You are the one who makes my temper better.

421. Having you by my side makes me more courageous.

422. Having you by my side makes me more mature.

423. I don’t want you to be wronged.

424. There will always be risks in giving. My feelings have been very vicissitudes, but I have never been indifferent to feelings, because I know that if you are sincere like me, there will be a better person waiting for me somewhere. .She looks forward to sharing many little things in life with me, and I feel a thousand different feelings. Fortunately, I met you.

425. I want to be the hero in your heart.

426. I want to be your bear.

427. I am willing to confess my past in front of you.

428. I am willing to confess my mistakes in front of you.

429. I am willing to confess everything about myself in front of you.

430. I am willing to reserve nothing of myself from you.

431

. I can give you everything I have.

432. I can change your attitude for you.

433. I can change your lifestyle for you.

I only send this much because the system does not allow me to send 10,000 words