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English Script of Jing Ke Stabbing the King of Qin

Narrator: It was wartime, and wars in different countries emerged one after another.

Every king or minister tries to find some superman to work for them-to be

Tools for killing people for their political purposes. Over time, it became a

Fashion feeds a good man at home ...

This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, some crazy people are trying.

Show crazy history in a crazy way.

Act I: Conspiracy (Conspiracy)

Prince Taizi Dan (I sighed): Ying Zheng, a bad guy, is worse to me than before. Appeal to.

Many people are in his hands, and he never cares about me-the wisest prince.

In the sun. Recently, he got more cities from me. How should I live?

If these things happen again (urgently). Hey! ! I must come up with a good idea. I have to do it

He knows who I am. (Shouting at the curtain) Where is my minister? (Minister A Sanshang) Really, tell me what to do.

Do we have it now?

Three: (respectfully) Please keep calm! let me ...

Look! (sitting on the ground. Put your hands on your head and draw like a rest) (voiceover: Dangdang, bang! ! ) (a notoginseng) ok, I'll get one, and we can send a hero to release it.

Ying Zheng to ~ ~ ~ (to kill) and then, all the beautiful women in the Qing palace, beautiful jade, the city.

Our prince and Sam are both drooling.

Prince: haha ~ ~ ~. Good idea, good idea! But who do you think we can send?

Sam: I thought about it. We can send Xi men to blow snow. He is traveling.

Our country. I don't think we can miss this opportunity. We must employ him.

Come on.

Prince: Well, get things done as soon as possible.

Act II: Tournament (Tournament)

Ximen Chuixue (on the stage, posing in a cool shape, holding paper tape and falling with the wind)

Ximen Chuixue

(It snows at Xi Gate)

Height: 190cm

Height: 190cm Favorite thing to do: chat qq.

Favorite thing to do: chat

Combat power: unlimited

Fighting power: endless favorite color: black

Favorite color: black.

Weapon: long sword

Weapon: long sword's favorite drink: beer.

Favorite drink: beer

Blood type: O type

Blood type: O Most admired person: Swallow, * * * *

Favorite idol: Mao Zedong the Swallow.

I came here today to fight, who is the guy who doesn't want to live. stand

Get out.

Jing Ke (trembling) stood by, the atmosphere dare not out.

Narrator: The competition has begun.

Jing Ke (holding a sword and rushing to Ximen Chuixue, stopping halfway) Are you really blowing snow at Xi Gate?

Ximen Chuixue: Just come.

Jing Ke: (galloping again and stopping in front of Ximen Chuixue) Are you sure you are really a man in the park?

Stories?

Ximen Chuixue: (impatiently) What a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?

Jing Ke (looking around, there is no one, he knelt in front of Ximen Chuixue and cried) My hero, I admire you like the Yellow River.

Never ending. I have an 80-year-old mother and a 3-year-old boy. please

Don't kill me. Please give me life!

Ximen Chuixue (furious) I thought Jing Ke was a hero. But you begged for mercy. How can I give.

What about you? Give me your life. (Stabbing Jing Ke with a sword, suddenly covering his stomach and talking to himself) Maybe I ate too much.

Good morning, maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (Looking up) Where is the toilet?

Jing Ke: T-o-i-l-e-t-?

Ximen Chuixue: WC.

Jing Ke: W-C-?

Ximen Chuixue: (urgent) toilet! ! Are you happy to hear such rude words?

Jing Ke: I know, I know. Left, left, left.

Ximen Chuixue, get off.

Taizidan and Asan were surprised to see Jing Ke. Prince Taizi Dan gave Ah San a wink, and Ah San understood. Go to the front of Jing Ke.

What's your name, please? Heroes.

Jing Ke shrugged it off.

Taizidan (respectfully) May I have your name, please?

Jing Ke took out a roll of paper from his pocket, which read:

It is better to die than to be a ghost.

Even dying under the flowers, I am as happy as a ghost.

-Happy Lord Jing Ke also.

Happy Prince of Scotland

Taizidan (fuels): Hello.

Jing Ke: Hello.

Jing Ke was about to leave when Prince Taizi Dan gave Ah San a wink.

Three: hero, wait a minute. I need your help with a problem.

Taizidan: You can gain a lot.

Jing Ke tried to stop it.

Prince Taizi Dan (takes out a card from his pocket): This is a card, and you can travel around the world for free.

Please accept it, hero.

Jing Ke was about to take it, but immediately stopped and turned to go.

Prince Taizi Dan (panicking): I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is miss.

Yellow!

Narrator: The Great World sounded.

A coquettish woman came up to Jing Ke and gave him an eyebrow eye. Jing Ke's eyes are straight.

Prince Taizi Dan and Sam (high-five)!

Jing Ke (standing up straight, sharply): A great man was born and died for his native land. I'm not that person.

People who only want money and beauty. What should I do? Prince, just say it. but

This lady ...

Taizidan: No problem.

Act III: Say goodbye at the Yishui River.

Jing Ke is holding a woman, Taizi Dan is behind, and Ah San is holding a map in one hand and a head in the other.

Three: We have been to Yishui.

Jing Ke: Please stop here. Goodbye.

Prince Taizi Dan: Hero, let me send you further.

Jing Ke: What a boring guy. Go a little further and you'll get to Qin.

rather than me

Taizidan: Hmm. Goodbye. Heroes. Here is the map and Fan's head, so that.

Win the trust of the king

Jing Ke (takes it and throws it aside. Prince Taizi Dan, one summer, Jing Ke hugged his wife fiercely): How can I express my feelings now? I don't want to

I left because I love you. Once I think I'm gonna kill Ying Zheng. I can't help.

Flush into the toilet, you know. I don't want to go. I don't want to go.

Wife: Don't worry. Do you still love me ?

Jing Ke: Of course. I love you as mice love rice. I love you more than.

My own life is more than my wife's and the whole world. You are my only one.

First kiss, I hope you are the last.

Wife: All right. If you still love me. You shouldn't have made me sad.

A man. Don't be afraid. I will wait for you here.

Jing Ke: You must wait for me.

The wife tried to squeeze out a few tears,

Narrator: "I will wait for you here" rings.

Jing Ke got on the boat and drifted away. (Song Luo)

Wife: Hey! You want to come back, use your pig head, if you come back.

My trust in you is useless. Go to hell. Never come back.

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Act IV: Killing people (stabbing Qin).

A minister ran in front, followed by a minister, running around out of breath.

Minister A (takes out his mobile phone and looks at it): Oh, no luck. I am late. This month's bonus has been deducted.

Lost.

Minister B: I'm tired. We talked until 1 last night.

Minister B (looking at Minister A): OK. It's good. Your skin is fine.

Minister A: I use Dabao every day.

Minister B: I heard that the emperor of Yan once gave our king some good things.

Come on, go and have a look.

Minister A: Come on.

The king of Qin sat down, and the two ministers sat on both sides.

Guard C: "Can we start?"

Qin Wang "started"

Guard C: "Let Yan and Jing Ke come in."

Jing ke, go. Kneel down, trembling with fear.

Qin Wang: "Jing Ke. What's wrong with you? "

Jing Ke: "Nothing. It's nothing. Maybe I have a lot of fleas. "

Qin Wang (not annoyed): If there is anything good, hurry! "

Jing Ke presented a picture, but it was a poor dagger. Jing Ke raised a knife and stabbed Qin. (Narrator: Go Go Go only rings) The king of Qin fell down, turned and ran away, and the rest of them were on the ground with their heads down.

The two men walked around the priest, and after a while. ...

Minister A shouted, "Mr. Kim, drink milk.

Hurry up! The king of Qin threw out a milk can, grabbed it and sucked it. Suddenly, it was so powerful that he immediately knocked Jing Ke to the ground.

Qin Wang: Super garbage, how dare you kill me?

Jing Ke: Sorry, I was wrong, but the prince asked me to do so. Excuse me

Me!

Qin Wang: You won't live any longer. What are you trying to tell me?

Jing Ke: Dear lady, there was a sincere love before me, but I didn't.

Did not cherish. Only after losing it. I found myself regretting it. indolence

If God can give me another chance, I will say.

Girl "I love you!" If you have to add a deadline before the end

Love. I hope it's ten thousand years.

King Qin (growling): The soldiers carried the pig's head out and put it on the wall! !

Act V: Escape (Escape)

Two guards dragged Jing Ke and threw Jing Ke aside. They were panting, and A searched them.

Guard A: Bad luck. He has no money.

Guard B: Money? You're kidding! I searched his whole body, only two socks.

Guard A: What? Two socks?

Guard b: nothing. It's nothing. It's too dangerous.

Guard A: Take out your socks.

Guard B L reluctantly took out a pair of socks of different sizes.

Guard a looked at it and compared it. Put the long one in your pocket and throw the short one to guard B.

Guard B: That's shameless. (They look at each other) Oh, no, that's fair.

Jing Ke (looking up): If you let me go, I will give you more money.

Second guard: Really? Where is the money?

Jing Ke pointed to the rope on his foot. The two guards understood and untied the rope.

Jing Ke (stands up): Brothers, I have a good idea. If you do, you will get a lot.

Money.

Two guards: Oh, please tell us!

Jing Ke: You can tie another person to death instead of me. Only the king.

Recognized me, but he won't watch me die. So no one will find out the secret.

Two guards: Good idea! ! (vertical finger)

Jing Ke walked to one side of the forest, took out two bags of money, threw them to two guards, and strode away. When guard C pushed the bike, two guards were pointing at the money.

Two guards (looking at each other, laughing, simultaneous): OK! !

The two men grabbed the cyclist, pulled him down and threw the bike on the ground.

Guard C: What did I do? I have done nothing wrong. No, no. ! ! Did I?

Crime?

Two guards (in unison): May. Laugh. (From yesterday again)