There is an egg that likes to travel. One day, he went to Shandong and came back as braised eggs. Please ask for the full version of the joke.

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, and it turned into a tea egg; An egg went to swim in the Songhua River, and it turned into a Songhua egg; There was an egg that ran to Shandong, and it turned into a Songhua egg There was a stewed egg; there was an egg that was homeless, and it turned into a wild egg; there was an egg that was accidentally dropped on the road and fell to the ground, and it turned into a missile; there were An egg ran into someone's yard and turned into a yard (atomic) bomb; An egg ran into the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and turned into a hydrogen bomb; An egg got sick and turned into a bad guy; There was an egg that went He poured coal and ended up being unlucky. There was an egg that ran into the river and swam and turned into a nuclear bomb; there was an egg that ran into the flowers and turned into a Hua Dan; there was an egg riding a horse and holding a knife and it turned out that it was Dao Ma Dan. ; If you put an egg and a duck egg together, you end up with a bastard! There was an egg that talked to a fool, and turned into a fool. An egg went to a hot spring in Japan, and turned into a cannonball. When an egg was put into a purse, it turned into a poached egg. An egg fell into a man's crotch. , turned into an egg. . . An egg tripped up the stairs and became a "dumb". An egg turned into a bomb (egg) when it went for a suicide bombing. An egg fell on the paper, and it turned into a bullet. An egg practiced high jumping, and jumped, and it became a fool. An egg went to swim in the Dead Sea, and it turned into a salty egg superman! An egg rolled and rolled, and it became a fool. I put an egg in the bowl and pounded it hard, but it turned into a trick. One egg + one egg + one egg + one egg + one egg + oil = scrambled egg. one egg + rice = egg fried rice. The egg fell into the toilet. , turned into a rotten egg. An egg was pulled by a blind man, and it turned into a rotten egg. An egg fell into the frying pan and came out as a fried egg. If you marry the egg and have a child, you will be called a bastard. If you eat the egg, The result is called a middle egg. You eat eggs and then eat duck eggs. The result is that you become a preserved egg. You wear leather clothes. One of the preserved eggs becomes big. The result is called a duck egg. One egg is in a bad mood. He rapes another egg and the result becomes a fucked egg. An egg was accidentally forgotten by the chicken in the henhouse, and it turned into a Christmas (leftover egg). An egg was accidentally transformed from an ellipse into a round by a chicken, and it turned into a New Year's Day (egg). One of the eggs was made. Miss. It turned out to be eggs. The eggs in the basket felt very crowded, so they jumped out of the basket one after another. It turned out to be Satan. An egg went swimming in the Dead Sea, and turned into a salted egg superman! There was an egg that ranked second, and it was a turtle with two eggs. Egg claims to be a golden egg and Dr. Egg claims to be a silver egg. Later, when they participated in a CCTV program, they were both smashed by Li Yong. An egg that wanted to be a pine egg went for a swim in the Songhua River and accidentally detonated the Sinopec Jilin Branch. As a result, it was contaminated by benzene and turned into a fool. An egg tells cold jokes every day and becomes a cold egg. An egg laid by a goose is called a goose egg. An egg accidentally ran into the bank's vault and turned into a safe egg (quail egg). An egg and a duck egg played a double act, and it turned into a double yolk egg. The last egg in the world became people's precious egg~~~~~~~~~ The male egg went to fall in love, but he brought back a female egg. Mom accidentally ran an egg onto the test paper and turned it into zero eggs. She farted an egg and turned it into a gas bomb! An egg was accidentally beaten into a 1-cake, and it turned into a 1-cake egg (Changchun people can understand!) I don’t understand, please help Changchun people. An egg tricked a girlfriend, so the eggs became longer~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ A cute egg was playing with another egg, but it turned out to be crap... An egg had close contact with an iron pot, and it turned into scrambled eggs... An egg Marrying a man named Leng turned out to be frigid (surnamed Lengdan). A flattened egg became a pole (egg). A child went to an Internet cafe to surf the Internet and put his mobile phone on the table, but it was stolen by a thief. It is annoyed, regretful, angry, and becomes a bastard when it gets angry... One egg puts all the capital into the stock market, and ends up becoming a pauper. One egg keeps drinking Cologne, and the result is Egg cake! An egg soaked and soaked in an Internet cafe every day becomes a bastard. Eggs and tomatoes quarrel. People say: tomatoes quarrel with eggs.

Later, there was a fight and the egg lost, so people said: Dandan noodles (Dandan noodles). When people in Beijing saw the egg, they said - Yadan~ An egg fell on the ground while walking, so it became It became Fudan (a school I really aspire to~~~). What exactly are eggs? This is an eternal topic, so people often say: Eggs are... One egg is so funny that one forgets the time, and then it becomes an all-nighter. An egg is held on the back by a turtle, and it becomes a bastard. Egg. When an egg meets you, it becomes a rotten egg. An egg is doing gymnastics, and it turns out to be "fucked." Holding a pomegranate in the left hand, an egg in the right hand, knocking against each other, a grenade (egg). One egg kissed the other egg, It turned into a hydrogen bomb, a very playful egg - after that, a girl named Sugarcoat put the egg into the water, and it turned into a sugarcoated cannonball. The date with the egg was called Jordan, an airport-shaped egg. , in the dark night, her name is called plainness, a naughty egg has become dim, a naughty egg is called naughty egg, the naked egg - the naked egg has an egg in its mouth, called Handan. Full eggs - bills (raised eggs) If you talk nonsense, you will be finished. A chicken lays an egg, which is called an egg. An egg is unhappy with the rice. After a few words, the rice turns into an egg fried rice. The chicken lays a quail egg, which is called premature egg haha. An egg chases his beloved sister, but it turns into a bitter (crying) egg. 555555 cannot laugh. Ah... An egg was cut off and turned into a fool. An egg was half eaten and turned into a Christmas. Originally, two eggs were running around and only one egg was left, but in the end, there was a Christmas. An egg becomes a warm egg when soaked in a hot bath with another egg. A basket of eggs accidentally fell to the ground and turned into silly eggs. One egg saw an engineering girl and turned into a dinosaur egg~~ (joking, not meant to ridicule) ^-^ Eggs walking in the rain - Zero (drench) eggs! An egg climbed up the Eiffel Tower and turned into a cake (tall). Open the egg and put it into a bowl, then put it into the steamer and take it out again. It turned into a real (steamed) egg.

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