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Female spy fell in love with my novel catalogue.
The life of renting a house outside is very free, especially for a graduating student. There are few courses, so why live in a dormitory full of sweat and smelly feet at school? It is also regulated by various rules and regulations of the school. So, in senior three, my girlfriend and I rented a suite near the school. Small area, two rooms and two halls. Later, some furniture and electrical appliances were added. This is my home and hers.
When renting a house, my girlfriend asked me why. I said I just wanted to find a quiet place to talk, at least at night when I was inspired, so that I wouldn't run out of electricity and use my computer. Of course, using "code word" as an excuse to rent a house, I'm afraid you won't believe it, but I won't believe it myself My girlfriend is actually pretty. This is the real purpose of renting a house ... hey, everyone is an adult, so it is very tacit. Why should I say it?
It is a waste to live in two rooms and two halls for two people. We are not married and have no children. Why do we have an empty bedroom? After much reasoning, we discussed it with our girlfriend and decided to rent out the vacant room again, which could alleviate our financial pressure. So I spent a Saturday afternoon posting a shared message on the Internet. Before long, my cell phone rang. I looked at the caller ID. It was a strange phone number. I guess it's a renter
There was a sweet female voice on the phone. Why do you say "sweet"? Because it sounds like the voice of a girl who is not too old, at least not as old as me. I think "sweet" is more appropriate to describe such a girl's voice. I guess she is also a girl at school, so I didn't ask much. Anyway, when it's time to pay the rent, just give me the money. I don't think the money is right.
An hour later, the doorbell rang, and I knew it must be her, because at that time, my girlfriend didn't know which street to shop on. Opening the door, I saw a very beautiful girl standing at the door, with long hair shawl, white skirt with suspenders, slender legs exposed, and a small suitcase in her right hand. My first impression is one word: "pure"! I don't know why I looked at her so carefully. Maybe it's because she is so beautiful. I stood at the door and froze. Just for her beauty.
As soon as she saw me, it was like seeing an old acquaintance. Her left hand patted me on the shoulder: "Zhang Shuai, why don't you come to help?" I'm exhausted. What are you doing there? I was shocked and immediately smiled at her in a friendly way: "Are you Liu Ke? Hello, in the future, we will live under the same roof and take care of each other! "Say that finish this, I will regret it, take care of each other, make it clear, either I take care of her or she takes care of me. Where is my girlfriend? If my girlfriend knows that I rent the house to such a beautiful girl, she will definitely tear me up.
Who knows Liu Ke answered simply: "All right! But you have to help me clean my room first! " I quickly let her into the house and began to help her put things and tidy up. I'm too busy! I don't know who said such a sentence: "Men and women are matched, and work is not tired"! Sure enough, I hardly clean, but I am still so happy.
She doesn't have many things, a portable wardrobe, a set of bedding and a lot of clothes, but not as much as her cosmetics. There is not a book in her suitcase. I was curious and asked, "Where's your book?" Didn't you bring it? "
She paused for a moment, then giggled and laughed for a long time before saying, "I don't have a book!" " "
"There is no book? Then how do you go to school? "
She said seriously, "Who told you I was still at school?"
I said "Oh" and stopped asking. I know it's impolite to ask about other people's work or salary, not to mention that I'm a writer, so I have to be more polite, so as to show the demeanor of a scholar, of course, if I'm a scholar.
I buried myself in packing for her, but she took the initiative to talk to me: "handsome boy, didn't you say on the phone that you lived with your girlfriend?" What about her? " Why don't you show me! "
I am one leng, smiled, "what's the matter? Do you suspect that I lied to you? Are you afraid that I am the kind of pervert who seduces beautiful women in the name of sharing? "
She chuckled and said, "handsome boy, do you seduce women?" I wish you weren't seduced by me. "
I blushed. What she said was true. With her beauty and temperament, she is enough to charm any man in the world. I didn't screw up. If the monks in the temple see her, I don't know if it will be vulgar, but I can guarantee that I will definitely regret becoming a monk. I don't know why she called me handsome. From head to toe, I didn't find anything to do with "handsome" except the name.
"I don't know who she went shopping with. Maybe she didn't come back for dinner at night, just the two of us ate and didn't call me handsome. If you call me again, I will think you are sarcastic! "
"oh! I know, handsome boy! "
"You ..."
I don't know what to say to such a young, energetic, lively, lovely, beautiful and pure beautiful girl. Maybe it's the generation gap. Although I am not big, I am only twenty-three years old. Of course, she may be twenty.
"Here is the kitchen, here is the bathroom, the balcony is over there ... there is a TV in the living room. Although it's only 2 1 inch, it's enough for you to see. This washing machine is not fully automatic. If the collar is too dirty, you have to wipe it by hand. You can use kitchen utensils, including chopsticks and so on. Let's have dinner together, vegetable rice or something. Either you buy it or my girlfriend buys it. Anyway.
"You ..." She gave me a hard look. "No, I only have willow gonorrhea and bayberry sore, and I won't infect you."
I don't know why, when she stared at me with ecstatic eyes, I somehow felt a little happy, but more proud. I "ha ha" a smile: "I don't care if I pass it on to you! Okay, I'm kidding you. Why are you so serious? Everything is packed. I should go back to my room and write a novel. You do your own thing! " Say that finish, I turned and went back to my room.
"Hey-handsome ... Zhang Shuai!" Her response was timely and she didn't say the word "elder brother", otherwise I would turn around and give her a note of "Dragon wagging its tail" or "Kang Long has regrets". I stopped and turned to ask, "What else? Liu Ke! "
"Keys, keys to the gate, and keys to my room!"
I quickly apologized, and as I spoke, I handed her the door key and room key. Her hands are warm and greasy, soft and slender, as if they had no bones. When I handed her the key, I couldn't help squeezing it gently in her soft little hand. Although I am not a bad person, I always take advantage.
"By the way, did you hide my room key?" She doesn't care that I eat tofu at all.
"yes! But not possession, but blatant possession! " I am proud of myself. Actually, I just want to see the face of a beautiful woman when she is shy.
"Ha ha, ok! Then you also leave me a key to your room. When I am empty, bored and lonely, we can do that! "
"Which one?" I pretended not to understand.
"Hee hee-"Liu Ke chuckled. "What do you think of chatting?"
I ha ha a smile: "well, I can declare first that I have a girlfriend, and she is also very beautiful." Although I'm not a gentleman, I'm not that dirty. I didn't leave my key. Pay attention when you go out. If your house is locked, don't blame me for not unlocking it for you! "
She smiled sweetly at me again: "I know, sir!" " "Strange to say, the last four words in her words sounded awkward to me, like irony. Fuck!
I don't like to see her smile so sweetly. I gave her a charming smile and walked back to my room. I think this smile is charming.
Sitting in front of the computer, I was supposed to code words, but my mind was always restless. I don't know why, but I always feel a little uneasy. Is it because she is so beautiful that my heart beats faster when I talk to her, resulting in severe hypoxia in my brain? No, I will not. I'm not Liu. I am in our school, but beautiful women are like clouds!
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