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You always said there was plenty of time, you could wait for me.
( 1)
It is said that Karen Mok's Baby is for Zhang Yadong.
(2)
Christine sang Black and White for Chen Jianzhou in 2006.
(3)
Zhu Liqian waited for Andy Lau for ten years.
Ten years have passed, and she doesn't mind waiting for another ten years.
So at this moment, he just wants to be nice to her.
(4)
I was told that Lin cares about someone very much.
I don't remember the name.
So "at least you" said: I will always remember the hemorrhoids in your palm.
I also wrote cotton wool.
Cantonese pronunciation is the same as the last sound of that person's name.
(5)
Leslie Cheung is gay.
Cai Kangyong is one of the few people who admit this.
They are brave.
So it is inevitable to think of an old saying: even if the whole world betrays you, I will be behind you and accompany you to betray the whole world.
(6)
Liu Ye once said: The happiest thing in this life is to marry Nana.
But then what?
(7)
I have always liked Eason Chan's Ten Years.
I didn't know you ten years ago. You don't belong to me.
We are still the same, walking around a stranger and walking through streets that are getting familiar with each other.
(8)
On the day when Zheng Zhongji and Asa announced their divorce at the press conference, I always thought Asa was beautiful.
(9)
Siamese Love made me feel chest tightness all afternoon.
We have to get away with it, at least it's better than being black and blue.
( 10)
Fish Leong is married.
The groom is not Martha.
( 1 1)
Sanmao and Jose are separated by six years, with a heavy snow, thousands of cities and a desert.
Six years later, San Mao returned to Madrid.
Jose hugged her tightly behind her back. Sanmao asked him, "Now, if I tell you that I want to marry you, will it be too late?"
Jose looked at her with tears in his eyes: "It's not too late."
( 12)
Heling got a marriage certificate from the Civil Affairs Bureau in 2004, when she was not a human being.
In the days when 20xx lived with the stewardess, she was Ran Jing, the daughter-in-law of Lao Ling, and he was Lu Fei, the husband of Lao Yao.
1 1, in the seventh year of marriage, she is mango and he is Lei Fang.
A heavy snow was warmed by the early morning, and everything was restored to its original appearance.
( 13)
Song Dandan experienced four relationships and three marriages.
First love for five years, but time has sent everything away.
In her first marriage, she kept her mouth shut about Ying Da.
The second marriage was once called the most satisfying life by her, but it came to the end.
After the third marriage, she was no longer as impulsive as when she was young.
She said, "I just wanted a hug and accidentally added a kiss. Then you find that you need a bed, a suite, a certificate ... When you divorce, you remember that you just want a hug. "
( 14)
Liu Ye first met Nana in 2000. Three years later, they made a high-profile appearance hand in hand.
He once promised her: "As long as Nana says she will get married today, I will marry her tomorrow."
But six years later, Liu Ye got married and Nana cried all night. The bride is not her.
I can wait for you, but if I wait for you, I can't wait for anyone else.
Eleven years. It's time to forget
( 15)
Ten years ago, with the help of Wu Zongxian, Jolin Tsai and Jay Chou became attached.
In 2004, "Zhou" was fired to a new peak. Facing the camera, Jolin Tsai confided that he had "never been in contact with Jay Chou".
She sang his Rewind until she choked up. She sang "and you always understand too late", and he replied "when I finally understand".
Last year, she was invited to attend his concert as a guest, when she sang "Can you give me time for a song?" She held his face. .
She has been waiting for him for more than one song.
( 16)
May, 39, still poses in front of the flash with several trophies.
She is amit, and she is fire.
On the day when the three-year "sister-brother love" fell through, she hung her hat and her eyes were red.
In 2007, when she sang If You Hear, she choked up without any suspense.
The lyrics say: "I stumbled to understand a lot, and you are the only one waiting for me."
She is still single and the man she loves has been waiting for her to marry him.
(XVII)
In 2006, Asa and Zheng Zhongji got married in Los Angeles, and not many people knew about it.
Everyone knows that Asa and Zheng Zhongji divorced in Hongkong in 10.
Ten years older than her, he cried as red as her at the press conference.
This year, he said in another interview that he would not contact her again.
( 18)
Leslie Cheung said to Anita Mui, when we are 40 years old, you are unmarried, I am unmarried, and we will be together.
But later, he fell to his death on April 1 2003, and she died of lung failure on February 30, 2003.
That year, she just turned 40.
(XIX)
Martha wrote "Joy" for Fish Leong, saying, "You are an angel on my shoulder, who appeared when I was most uneasy and held me tightly with your warm and huge wings." This is a love song he wrote to her.
But then Fish Leong sang, "You wrote to me, my first song, you and me, holding hands and reciting the prelude, but what happened later?" .
20xx On February 2nd, 3 1 year-old Fish Leong held a beach wedding in Boracay. When the sun went down, she stood on tiptoe and kissed the groom.
But the groom is not Martha.
(20)
They may eventually be scattered by the claws of time.
They may fight back and hold hands in the end.
Go our separate ways and share life and death.
That's the whole state.
(2 1)
None of this concerns me.
It's still warm just to think about it. I want to love someone regardless of my life. Like Rene Liu, the protagonist of every song I sing is Bobby Chen.
(22)
I don't want to live a life of mutual suspicion between two people who love each other. I want to see the person I like every day. I want to see him happy, but I don't want to see him holding another woman in the wedding church.
If I can, someone can give me a little hope and let me wait persistently. I don't think I will hesitate …
Editor's note: How does it feel to meet the right person? It just feels like that person won't leave. Don't need any scheming and means. You don't need to think about how to keep his heart and stomach. He just won't go. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, and your he is still infatuated with the real you. Do you have to wait for me to leave before you say you love me? _ Sad sentences
Introduction: I choose to forget, I just want to live better. You don't understand the pain, and you don't care. It seems that we are from two different worlds, and we just passed by. Your indifference, your indifference, let me see through. I can only bear the hurt you gave me, and you broke my heart again and again. At that moment, I finally found out that love is a tormenting game, and the person I love the most loses the most thoroughly!
1, do you want to wait until I leave before you love me?
2, there will always be a gap, quietly flooding thoughts and sadness into a river.
3, don't say love easily, the promise made is the debt owed!
4. It's not that you can't die if you don't give up.
Do you know what it's like to miss someone? It's like drinking a glass of cold water and then turning it into tears, which can't be dispersed for a long time. You know, forgetting a person's taste is like appreciating a cruel beauty and then telling yourself to face it in a lower and lower voice.
6. All the memories about us can't compare with our forgetfulness in the future, but I think some people will be engraved in their hearts all their lives and will remember them forever.
7. The name written on the palm of your hand has become blurred little by little with the passage of time and the washing of years. When you look for the marks of years in fuzzy hands, only tears remain.
8. You can wait if you miss the sunrise, come back if you miss the beautiful scenery, wait if you miss the meteor, and never come back if you miss love!
9. Talk about being in a bad mood: the upward movement of the corners of the mouth is no longer mine!
10, the light is on at the beginning, no matter who is old.
1 1. People who really love me will never leave me. Even if he has thousands of reasons to give up, he will always find a reason to stick to it.
12, people are destined to meet two people in their life: one is amazing and the other is gentle.
13, the plot is just a play, and the lyrics are just a song.
14, when you meet someone you really love: strive for the opportunity to spend your life with him, because it will be too late when he leaves; When meeting a trustworthy friend: get along well with him, because it is really not easy to meet a bosom friend in one's life; Meet the person you once loved: remember to smile, because he is the one who makes you know more about love.
15, when I was a child, I wanted to grow up quickly. When I grew up, I found that I lost my childhood. When I was single, I began to envy the sweetness of my lover. When I am in love, I miss the freedom when I am single. A lot of things always feel beautiful when they are not obtained, and only after they are obtained do they begin to understand, and what they get is also lost.
16, everyone has a dead end. If they can't get out, others can't get in.
17. Bury the loneliest memories with my brightest smile.
18, I just want to see you smile in Zhan Yan, even if my heart aches, you are happy.
19, flowers bloom on the other side, flowers bloom on the other side, flowers bloom without leaves, leaves grow without flowers, and flowers and leaves cherish each other forever.
20. It is said that people have two atria, living with sadness and happiness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.
2 1, every summer when your smile lingers, the deep rut marks a wound in my heart that will never heal.
22, missed years, colorful flowers, reincarnation of barren spring and summer.
23. Maybe I really don't understand love. I only know how to pay and wait blindly. I think if I say yes, I will be together forever. I think if I say yes, I can grow old together. It was just a joke, but he got me into it until I got deeper and deeper.
24. Meeting is wrong, knowing is wrong, being together is wrong, being seduced by you is wrong, falling in love with you is wrong, falling in love with you is wrong, all wrong. ...
Please don't walk around in my world. I'm just afraid that if you go in, I don't want you to go out again.
26. I don't envy her for being more beautiful than me. I don't envy her being richer than me. What I envy is that she has you by her side.
27. I thought I loved your persistence, but I was in your eyes.
28. The cruel reality tore up my enthusiasm again and again. I am a clumsy dancer, walking alone in my own world. Everything began to leave, and finally I was left alone in the corner, clutching my hair, no longer longing for my weak eyes, breathing the dirty breath of society, and leaving this world alone.
29. Without you, I am still strong, even if I have a heart of stone.
Happiness is as short as fireworks, and love is as fragile as glass.
3 1, the fear of the night, in fact, the real fear is the infinite loneliness inside.
32. Old love vows are like a slap in the face. Every time you remember a sentence, you will be slapped in the face.
The last love I can give him is to let go of my hand. That memory is enough. Perhaps it is because of these memories and experiences that our future journey has become more calm and firm.
34. Many times we are hurting the people who love us the most, but when we suddenly wake up, we find that time has not given us a chance to say sorry.
35. The annual rings flow, time flies and we forget each other.
36. I thought love was everything, but it was only after I lost it that I found that everything was not love.
37. There is blood in the throat for no reason, and every breath involves heartache.
38. It's late at night, and I'm still waiting on the sad shore, singing softly and turning around, but I can't walk far. I'm still looking forward to the reversal of time, take me to the horizon with you. Until dawn, the left bank is close at hand and the horizon is far away.
39. I don't need too many words or too much warmth. I'll be fine alone.
40. In fact, you have no idea how many times my heart will hurt you when I hurt you.
Editor's note: Sometimes, in the face of people around you, I suddenly feel speechless. Sometimes, things that have been adhered to are unrecognizable overnight. Sometimes, I want to indulge myself and hope that I will go crazy hysterically. Sometimes, people suddenly say to you, I think you have changed, and then they start to have mixed feelings. Sometimes, I feel that I have the whole world, but for a moment I feel that I actually have nothing.
Time will let you know the sad sentences of love.
1, the cruelest thing in the world is that you know I like you, but you don't know.
2. How long does it take to forget a love?
When the night comes, no one can keep a corner of the sunshine.
4. When two people hold hands for a long time, the freshness will fade and there will be cracks slowly.
5, knowing that time can't stay, there is no need to hurt spring and mourn autumn.
6, love lost to distance, distance lost to time, the so-called forever, no end.
7. Maybe it's time for us to betray love.
8. Because I loved you, I won't be your enemy. I won't be friends because I'm hurt.
9. Time takes everything away, and it will change your name, appearance, personality and destiny for many years.
10, time will make you understand love.
1 1, I count your smiles every day, but when you are in Lian Xiao, you are so lonely.
12, we let go of individuality, principles and freedom just because we can't let go of one person.
13, the most precious thing is today, and the easiest thing to lose is today.
14, the heart is slightly moved, but the feelings are far away, things are wrong, people are wrong, things are wrong, and the past cannot be traced.
15, one cigarette, one cigarette time.
16, sorry, let our love lose to time and distance.
17. Ordinary people bother to kill time, while capable people try their best to use it.
18, prove love with time and wind.
19, I can't bear the fleeting time, but I can't escape the teenagers here.
20. Youth is a beautiful period that will never return, and it is the beginning of all bright and happy future.
2 1, some people say that it takes a long time to know the feeling of loving someone very much.
22, good times are hard to come by, great moments in life, don't go back to old dreams.
23, sporadic time, if you can use it quickly, you can become a complete time. The so-called "mountains are all piled up" is true. It is easy to lose a day, and there is no way to recover it.
24. Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain.
I don't like talking when I look at the sky, but I dare not look at the sky when I talk.
26. Don't say that Sang Yu is late, because it is still foggy.
27. If I can only miss you in the distance, I would rather be a flying flower in the wind, fall into your hands and melt in your heart.
28. Three months is not as good as three years, and love is not as good as time.
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