Wonderful humorous jokes in Chinese characters

Wonderful humorous jokes in Chinese characters

Wonderful humorous jokes in Chinese characters: Gong: Don’t slap someone in the face, hit someone in the face and scream as hard as you can. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Wonderful humorous jokes in Chinese characters (1)

1. Sneaking chickens and dogs and saying to Huoshan: Brother, if you have something you can't think of, you have to burn yourself.

He got angry and said: It’s all because you don’t do good things and make me embarrassed to see others.

2. Changing the sky and changing the day said to the person who changed the day and night: If you want to do something as big as me, there is no point in making small fuss.

Replacing things secretly said: Just one day, one day. I am really worried that after you secretly change them, we will all have to live a life of darkness in the future.

3. Throw yourself into the trap and say to the idler: If you have nothing to do, come to my place to surf the Internet and I will give you a discount.

Idle idler said: I haven’t broken any laws, so why should I access your website?

4. Create something out of nothing and say to the all-encompassing person: You are really capable and can cover everything. I wonder if you dare to cover it.

Wangshibabao said: You are quite capable, and you can produce useful things without spending any money.

5. A word worth a thousand dollars says to a person who chews words: You are really good at it. You can even read words. You are worthy of being an educated person.

Tell me what words are so valuable.

6. The confident person said to Xinxuanfang: Seeing that the flowers in your heart are blooming so well, why don’t you sell them?

Xinfangfang said: If you dare to sell the bamboo in your heart, I will dare to sell it. . Wonderful and humorous jokes in Chinese characters (2)

1. The bear said to Neng: Brother, are you so poor that you have sold all four bear paws?

2. The electricity said to the dragnet : Can you take a good rest? Aren’t you tired from this posture?

3. We broke up in half and said: What’s wrong, you have become more assertive as an official, but your little hands are still on your back?

　4. Zhan said to the right: Have you bought a car?

5. Ri said to the sun: It’s time to lose weight.

6. Mu said to Sen: We haven’t seen each other for a few days, my brothers are doing acrobatics.

7. Zhuo said to the table: You have encountered a big scammer, OK. Why did you get stuck on the rack?

8. Ping said to Ping: Brother, use it. Order some shampoo, look at your dirty head, it's covered in grass.

9. Xiao said to Jiao: If you have some culture, you want to set up a class to teach people?

10. Tang said to Nang: Brother, go home quickly, there is a fire in your backyard .

11. Han said to Xie: You are still talking about me, your teeth and ears have grown together.

12. A sentence to a compliment: Brother, how much did the sled cost?

13. A loss to a compliment: Brother, remember, if there is anyone who praises you, , just prepare to suffer big losses.

14. The dog said to Cunning, "What a bad luck. It's so easy to hit a bone, but it's still hairy?"

15. Ping said to Ping, "What the hell is the child?" Don't be angry, our legs are like this, let's just make do with it! Wonderful humorous jokes in Chinese characters (3)

1. The rabbit said to the avoidant: You imitate me very well, only one difference? Point? You are exactly like me.

Wuxi Tutu said: I went to Korea to have plastic surgery and removed my moles.

2. Rabbit said to Wan: You are guarding a two-bedroom apartment, why don’t you move in?

Wan said to Rabbit: Don’t mention it, NND, this is useless The house was so built that it didn't even have a door.

3. Rabbit said to Yi: I haven’t seen you for a few years. It turns out that you went to sea on a boat. You must have made a fortune.

Yi said to Rabbit: Yes, I see you are so anxious to get rich. Come and go to the sea with me. I will make sure you eat seafood every day.

4. Rabbit said to Mian: If you are exposed to the sun every day, you think you are a solar water heater. Be careful and it will turn into rabbit dryness.

Mian said to Rabbit: It's cold, what's wrong with basking in the sun? This is called sunbathing. You are really uneducated.

5. The rabbit said to the rabbit: What do you mean by wearing the straw hat every day? Is it to look good?

The rabbit said to the rabbit: I don’t even understand this, I am like this There are two purposes: one is to camouflage and prevent people from being discovered in the wild; the other is to use it as portable dry food and eat it whenever you want.

6. Rabbit said to Mian: I really envy you. You have endless energy in your life.

Mian said to Rabbit: Actually, this is not my power, it is someone else’s power. ;