Degang Guo: It is a blessing to lose money in the upper alliance, and the lower alliance is as good as the East China Sea. Yu Qian: That's something to eat.

A couplet for Sanlitun Quyi Garden;

The first part: it is urgent to inherit and revitalize and do our bit.

Part II: It is urgent to promote development. Hands in the air, please.

Horizontal batch: hurry to buy tickets.

Degang Guo Yu Qian

Write the difference between old and new officials:

The first part-Redmi pumpkin soup wife, a group of children

Bottom line-white rice and tortoise soup, one wife and a group of children.

Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times

Degang Guo Yu Qian

Write "mainstream" crosstalk:

The first part: Mongolian leaders say the situation is good, so whether you like it or not.

Bottom line: cheat the audience and want to get rich quickly. Who cares if you like it or not?

I hate Degang Guo.

To Mr. Hou, Master Guo:

The first part: I thought my prestige was great, and the world said that I was rich and powerful.

Bottom line: Look at the suffocating atmosphere now, and everyone laments that the world is cold.

Horizontal criticism: brotherhood (second uncle)

To Mr and Mrs Shi Fukuan, Master Yu Qian:

Part I: Heroes are not old.

Part two: I still have my charm.

Horizontal batch: Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf

Yu Qian

Write about the differences between city people and country people.

Part one: In the early morning, chickens crow in the countryside.

Part II: City people call chickens at night.

Write to the scissors shop

The first part: A good knife can cut a feud.

Downstream: Time-honored brands and time-honored brands are all over the country.

Horizontal criticism: I love Zhang Xiaoquan.

Degang Guo

Write a shampoo room:

The first part: the back room is dark, and the outer room is full of lights.

Bottom line: the skirt is short and the thigh is long, and I am drunk.

Horizontal approval: welcome Yu Qian

To the audience present:

Part I: All your wishes come true, like flowing water in the East China Sea.

Bottom line: All the best, longevity is better than Nanshan.

Horizontal approval: many blessings for a long life

Degang Guo himself.

Part I: Good looks and good popularity.

The second part: the voice is ok, you're welcome.

Horizontal criticism: I love the audience

To brother Qian

The first part: 100 Many relatives and friends congratulate each other.

The bottom line is: the bride has two or three children.

Horizontal recognition: being a father in the door

Go to the new restaurant in Yuqian.

Part I: Guests are like clouds.

Bottom line: Wan Li is cloudless.

To Yu Qian's father

Part I: Loss is a kind of happiness.

Downward: Happiness is like the East China Sea.