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What embarrassing things will you experience from pregnancy to delivery?

What embarrassing things do pregnant women experience from pregnancy to delivery?

Pregnancy is a great event in a woman's life. In addition to being a mother, she should be prepared to cope with physiological changes.

Women during pregnancy are very hard. On the one hand, they have to go through the process from pregnancy to delivery, on the other hand, they have to go through a stage of great changes and troubles. During pregnancy, mothers will have some uncomfortable symptoms, in addition to some embarrassing little problems ~

What embarrassing things will pregnant mothers experience from pregnancy to delivery?

From pregnancy to childbirth, mothers will encounter some embarrassing problems. The following are some prominent and typical embarrassing events. Let's start with pregnancy.

The embarrassment that mothers will experience during pregnancy.

1. Endless Fart

When it comes to the embarrassing symptoms of pregnancy, the first thing I have to mention is the problem of too much gas in my body, because almost every expectant mother will produce a lot of gas because of pregnancy. In this case, pregnant mothers always fart uncontrollably. Many mothers say that they always fart uncontrollably during pregnancy, and the fart is loud and smelly. It's okay to fart at home. If you are eating in a public place or with friends, it is really embarrassing.

Although flatulence is a problem that most pregnant mothers will encounter, not all pregnant mothers will fart a lot. For example, when Mo Ma was pregnant, she didn't fart all the time, but because she felt uncomfortable with flatulence, she couldn't let it out.

2. "smelly crotch"

Under the influence of progesterone during pregnancy, pregnant mothers will find that the secretion of YD will increase a lot compared with that during non-pregnancy. In addition to the increase in secretion, there will be some embarrassing problems, such as discomfort in the crotch, because the hormone level rises during pregnancy, and the baby in the belly gains weight, which will produce some unpleasant smells in the private parts of pregnant mothers. Even if you wash it every day, this unpleasant smell will still exist.

3. "Crazy long body hair and dark armpits"

Similarly, during pregnancy, under the action of progesterone, the mother's skin will turn black, and her body hair will turn black, and she will become "crazy", especially when her armpits look black, and some mothers will have hair on their stomachs. If it is in summer, the extra body hair will make people feel ugly ~

4. "Urinary incontinence"

There was once a treasure mother who told her story. I slept with my husband at night, but she fell asleep because of incontinence. Her husband suddenly woke up, uncovered the quilt and got wet. She always laughs at her and says, "Your daughter doesn't wet the bed, but you still wet the bed."

Pregnancy is closely related to urinary incontinence. Urinary incontinence is generally more common in the third trimester, because in the third trimester, with the growth of the baby's size, the mother's uterus will continue to expand, so it will oppress the bladder, which is equivalent to reducing the storage capacity of the bladder. Therefore, when mother coughs, sneezes or even laughs, urine leakage will occur. This kind of urinary incontinence is also called stress urinary incontinence.

Many mothers say it's okay at home and it's too embarrassing to go out. They leaked urine when sneezing and coughing, and the urine pad was wet. They have to change several pairs of underwear a day. The embarrassing problem of urinary incontinence is also encountered when they are near delivery, and it is on the way to the birth check-up. At that time, they leaked urine as soon as they walked into the hospital gate, and the amount was still relatively large. It was really embarrassing, but fortunately, they didn't drop on the ground.

These are some embarrassing things that mothers are most likely to encounter during pregnancy. In addition to pregnancy, mothers will also encounter some embarrassing things when giving birth to children. Compared with the embarrassment of giving birth, the embarrassment of pregnancy is nothing at all ~

The embarrassing things that mothers will encounter when they give birth to children.

1. "awkward inspection"

Before giving birth, doctors will give mothers a series of examinations, among which the most embarrassing examination is internal examination. Internal examination is a very important examination, mainly to check the expansion of the mother's cervix and the decline of fetal presentation. Since you want to check the cervical dilatation, you should check it by hand. Simply put, the internal examination is that the doctor puts two fingers into YD to check the cervical dilatation.

Many mothers are afraid of internal examination, because internal examination is not only embarrassing but also painful. Of course, it is more from the strength of seeing a doctor. Mom also went through internal examination when she gave birth to a baby. Some doctors are light and painless, while others dig very hard and painfully.

2. "Pull out the stool and urine together"

There are many mothers who describe natural childbirth as defecation. Giving birth to a baby is really as hard as taking a shit at ordinary times. This also means that mothers use the right strength, and it is very likely that they will pull the stool and urine together in the process of pushing. If a mother gives birth to a baby with diarrhea, the degree of embarrassment can be imagined.

In fact, this is mainly because when the fetal head passes through the birth canal, the mother's rectum will become unobstructed, and things in the intestine may be pushed out, so urinary incontinence will occur. After the third child, Mama Mo was forced to defecate, and the first child gave birth to two children, which made her feel embarrassed. Later, she was so painful that she wanted to give birth to the baby as soon as possible, and she was embarrassed.

These are some embarrassing things that mothers may experience from pregnancy to birth. In addition to the above, some mothers will make a lot of jokes because of their poor memory during pregnancy. Of course, they may also encounter embarrassing things such as skin preparation and shouting during childbirth in the delivery room. These problems are often encountered during pregnancy and childbirth ~