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Will you be laughed at if you rent a girlfriend?

1; After returning home during the Spring Festival, not only relatives and friends will ask this kind of question, but even my own parents will ask. This makes many young people, especially single young people, fearful of going home for the New Year and prefer to stay alone in the city. However, some young people have a way to rent a girlfriend to go home to deal with their parents and relatives when they go home for the New Year. Nowadays, this method of "renting a girlfriend to go home for the New Year" is becoming more and more popular. There has even been a special "renting a girlfriend to go home for the New Year" online. "Celebrate New Year at home" business chain.

2; The so-called "renting a girlfriend to go home for the New Year" means that the girlfriend you bring home is not your serious girlfriend, but rented to cope with your parents. Since it is rented, after the rental is completed, Naturally, it has to be "returned". According to the survey, the cost of renting a girlfriend home this year ranges from 500 to 2,000 yuan a day, with the maximum charge being 2,000 yuan a day.

3; However, this type of girlfriend rental is euphemistically called "green rental". The so-called green rental is simply pretending to be a girlfriend and not having a relationship. To put it bluntly, it is to put on a show in front of your parents, relatives and friends, and let everyone know that you have a girlfriend, so as to avoid being urged to get married by your parents, relatives and friends.

Objectively speaking, most of the reasons for this phenomenon are parents urging marriage. The older generation in China are more traditional. They believe that men must start a family and start a career when they reach age, and they also regard their children’s starting a family and starting a career as a One's own responsibility. As long as the child marries a wife, his or her task will be completed. If the child fails to marry a wife, the parents will become anxious. When the parents are anxious, they will start to urge their children. This is the reason for the formation of forced marriage.

4; For young people, the pace of life is accelerating nowadays. Many people are in their 30s after completing graduate school and PhD. In the eyes of young people, this age is not old, but in the eyes of parents and other older generations, this is a proper age for young people. For these people, their parents will definitely urge them to get married when they go home during the Chinese New Year. Even if you don't go to graduate school or get a doctorate, you are now 22 years old after graduating from college. If you start dating after a few years of work, you will basically be close to 30 years old. This age is okay in cities, but if you live in rural areas, your parents will definitely be anxious, so these people are the main ones being urged to get married when they go home during the Chinese New Year.

5; In order to cope with their parents' blind date and pressure to get married, young people can only resort to tricks and come up with the evil method of "renting a girlfriend to go home for the New Year". This will not only help you cope with the pressure from your parents, relatives and friends to get married, but will also help you gain more face when you return to your hometown. To put it bluntly, vanity is at play. However, I would like to advise everyone here that it is illegal to "rent a girlfriend to go home for the New Year". Young people who have this idea should stop immediately.