25 online jokes with reversed endings make you sneer and want to cry.

When I hit the bottom of my life, my mother said to me, "Son, even if everyone gives up on you, you must never give up on yourself, okay?" I was moved to answer: "I know."

Then, my mother turned to my father and said, "He knows, let's go."

2

A girl asked a boy to wait for him downstairs for one hundred days before marrying him. As a result, the boy left with a smile on the 99th day. Later, someone asked him, why did you leave at a critical moment when you persisted for so long and were close to success?

The boy explained: I didn't think I could last so long. I thought in my heart, I have such great perseverance, why not do Wechat business?

3

After many years, I received a WeChat from my friend from the other side of the distant ocean: "I finally became the kind of person I hated the most."

"Ha, ha, ha, everyone is like this, so don't feel sorry. Who did you hate most when you were young? "

"the rich."

4

I suddenly heard someone knocking at the door in the middle of the night. I opened the door and saw a young man with a lot of delicious food standing outside the door. I said, "You must be mistaken. I didn't order takeout."

"I know that." The young man said, "This is what one of your friends in Weibo asked me to show you. This is the food he wants to eat tonight. His mobile phone is broken and he can't send Weibo."

5

"I'm so scared, I'm afraid that one day you will suddenly stop loving me."

"Fool, what are you thinking? When did I love you?"

6

There is a sign in the park lawn that says, "5 yuan will be fined for trampling on the lawn". Later, it was changed to "fine 2 yuan". Ask the staff in the park: "Why did it drop? Isn't it a fine of 5 yuan? "

The staff replied, "We can't do it without changing it. No one stepped on 5 pieces. "

7

"My wife has been missing for more than 24 hours," I said anxiously on the phone. "She said she went out to buy food early yesterday morning, but she hasn't come home yet. I'm almost devastated. Please send me some food at your fast food restaurant."

8

The boy said to the girl, "Let's travel. My girlfriend will come that day." The girl nodded shyly: "OK, I will bring my boyfriend, too."

At the appointed time and place, but there were only two people, the boy and the girl. The girl asked the boy, "Where's your girlfriend?" The boy touched the girl's head: "Fool, she is right in front of me."

The boy asked the girl again, "Where's your boyfriend?"

Girl: "My boyfriend is parking over there. He will come right away."

9

I finally got a chance to chat with my girlfriend in the self-study class. Maybe I didn't say a few words right. She suddenly ignored me and said coldly, "Stop it, you have someone outside." I was anxious at that time: "I swear to God, there is really no!"

"She was talking about me!" The head teacher behind him spoke coldly.

1

I said to my mother, "I'm tired of eating at home every day. Why don't we eat out today?"

mom thought about it and nodded. Then he gave me a bowl of rice and let me eat it outside in the yard alone.

11

After quarreling with my wife, my friend advised me, "Why don't you all say less?"

Then I was even more angry: "Shut up! Put your fucking clothes on first! "

12

Everyone in this world is born with an additional skill. No matter how he asked, she refused to tell him what her skills were, but bowed her head shyly. Later, when they went to climb the mountain, a huge stone suddenly rolled down the mountain and was about to hit him. She rushed in front of him, and his eyes widened, trying to push her away, but it was too late.

-the boulder is broken.

her skill is ... breaking stones in her chest.

13

Bao Zheng wanted to name her daughter and asked Gongsun Ce for help: "My mother named me Bao Zheng in the hope that I would save the whole world; Later, the world called me Bao Qingtian, which also contained bright and beautiful wishes. I hope my children's names can also reflect similar determination to benefit society. What do you say? "

as soon as gongsun's strategy was pondered, he said, "postage is guaranteed."

14

I have a crush on a girl for a long time. I invited her out to see a movie yesterday and found that I didn't have any money. Fortunately, as usual, she didn't go to the appointment.

15

At the end of the college entrance examination, a candidate sighed with emotion: "The three-year high school single life has finally come to an end today, and you can start a four-year single life when you go to college! ! !”

16

"Doctor, my eyes are nearsighted!"

"Tell me about the specific degree of myopia."

"I can't see the money when I open my wallet!"

17

Buy fruit at the school gate. The business of a booth is very hot, so I went to have a look. When I walked in, I heard what was shouting over there: oranges are on sale, one yuan and two Jin. Two dollars and three catties, three dollars and four catties ... five dollars and six catties, come and buy it.

A group of college students are all buying five yuan and six pounds.

18

When I was in school, I was always bullied by a poor student. Finally, one day, the small universe broke out and shouted at him: "You wait, I will definitely get even with you in the future."

Ten years later, the oath was fulfilled. He became my boss and I became his accountant.

19

One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend ... He kept crying and crying ... He kept crying sadly ... As a result ... he ... sprouted ...

2

When I saw a couple of middle school students holding hands in the street, I couldn't help thinking of myself in middle school ... I was that year.

21

"I have written 1 love letters to you, and I want to ask you how you feel now."

"These love letters make me warm ~"

"Really ... really?"

"Really, it just burns too fast."

22

Mr. Banana and Miss Banana walked in tandem to go shopping. Walking, Mr. Banana in front felt that the weather was so hot, so he took off his coat, so Miss Banana in the back slipped.

23

Do you have any friends or acquaintances who know about cars? Please help me to consult a car with a price between 1.5 million and 2.6 million. It has a power of more than 3.T, and its appearance should be beautiful, preferably white. German cars are the best. After all, the quality is reliable. The interior should be all leather with panoramic sunroof. It's better to be an off-road vehicle, with better passability. It doesn't matter whether it's automatic or manual. The key is to look good and practical. Anyone who knows me can recommend me a few cars. I want to make a screen saver for my mobile phone, thank you.

24

When I cut onions, I always close my eyes and think that I won't shed tears. But I cried the moment I cut my hand.

25

How would you write an unconventional martial arts story?

No one in the Jianghu has seen his sword. Anyone who sees his knife, please dial 15423xxxxx to contact the owner. Thank you very much.