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Interesting China homophonic couplets
Interesting China homophonic couplets (1)
one
Regardless of the east, regardless of the west, wine tube;
Prosperity or decline, drink it.
In the Qing Dynasty, the business of a pub in the south of the Yangtze River was depressed, and the business with literati as the theme was getting better and better. "Management" is homophonic with "Pavilion" and "Ba" is homophonic with "Ba"
two
Minko led a white cow through the Prince's shop.
Bai Gong rode a black horse to catch up with Gong Ye Chang.
A student disciple of Jikongmen sparred. Min Ziqian and Min Ziqian are harmonious, white cattle and Berniu are harmonious, white chess and white chess are harmonious, and Gongye Chang and Gongye Chang are harmonious.
three
Shanghai scholar is the first, just to write a book;
People in Huating are affected by evil deeds.
Zheng Luoshu, the Shanghai magistrate, and Nie Bao, the Huating magistrate in the Ming Dynasty. Liushu and Luoshu are in harmony, and Evil Report and Nie Bao are in harmony.
four
Go with the sail, go against the sail, the sail is late and fast;
The tide rises and falls, straight.
Zhu Yunming said to a friend. "Sailing Night" is homophonic with Confucius disciple "Fan Chi"; "Sail fast" is homophonic with the general "Fan Kuai" in the early Han Dynasty; "Straight" and "",Song and Huang Tingjian; "La" and "Lu Ban" were ancient craftsmen.
five
Pull out the nail at the stern, Confucius was born at the stern;
Lightning between clouds, Huo Guang is from Hanzhong.
Jie Jin said to a friend. "Boat" and "Zhou" are harmonious, and "Huo Guang" and "firelight" are harmonious.
six
Cats enjoy the cool under bamboo, and there is no heat at all;
Iris is facing the sun, and the wind is coming.
"Summer" is homophonic with "mouse" and "wind" is homophonic with "bee"
seven
It is urgent to wear clothes and sandals;
Abandoning armor and delaying troops are often defeated.
Xia Yuanji, Minister of War, and Zhou Da, Minister of War, were right. "Emergency" reconciles "Giving", "Constant Loss" reconciles "History"
eight
Take off your clothes, take off your crown and give things to others;
Abandon your armor and drag your troops away, minister Xuan.
Zhao Jiuling versus Zhang Dao. "Giving things" and "urgency" are consistent, and "Shangshu" is consistent with "frequent loss"
eight
Clogs are shoes, and the first step is really no shoes;
Coconut ladle is a lamp, to the front Committee clock.
Ming Hu and Yuan Liu Zhuang were right. "No shoes" and "rudeness" are harmonious, and "no bell" and "disloyalty" are harmonious.
Interesting China Homophonic Couplet Collection (2)
The first part: Mr. Mo grinds ink, and Mr. Mo splashes ink.
Bottom line: one incense burns coal, and the coal explodes one incense and two eyebrows.
Bottom line: The shepherd boy cut wood, and the wood hurt the shepherd boy's eyes.
The first part: the tung tree on the tree, the boy under the tree, the boy playing with the tung tree, and the tung tree that fell on the boy.
Bottom line: outside the front garden, inside the house, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the net.
Xinlian: In the back porch of the courtyard, there is a doctor in the courtyard, a doctor in the corridor, and a doctor in the corridor, which is carefree.
The first part: peach leaves, grape leaves and herbaceous woody plants.
Bottom line: plum blossom, osmanthus rose, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance.
The first part: Who pities widows when the first frost comes?
Part II: Jade Valley in Grain Rain, I cherish my girl's loneliness and cold.
Part I: The pagoda has six or seven floors, and it accommodates cranes.
Bottom line: The book has 12 pages, in which the spring and autumn are recorded.
New couplet: four or five strokes of genealogy, written to Laozi.
Part I: Looking for edible mussels by the water in Fo Yin.
Bottom line: Take it home from Dongpo River.
Note: This couplet was made for Dongpo to take his family out to play one day. I met Fo Yin digging mussels by the water, so I made this couplet. Homonym: Looking for Fo Yin by the Water? Great? Eat it. Hearing the news, Fo Yin and his family came to Dongpo.
And yes, homophonic: Dongpo River? Flail? Let's go
The first part: Modern scholars are short-sighted, and the imperial capital forbids trying Jinshi, but they wet their necks and wipe them with towels.
Interesting China homophonic couplets (3)
1, lotus (lotus) seed bitter pear (pear) seed abdominal acid.
2. Living in a pagoda, watching Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang), but resenting Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei), I find it difficult to travel (Lu Bu).
3, the bird is in the cage, the heart is in the nest (Cao Cao), hate Guan Yu (Guan Yu) instead of Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)
4, two boats racing, rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as sailing (mountain climbing).
5. A hundred schools of thought contend. Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiao He (Xiao He).
6. According to legend, there was a child prodigy who was recruited as a son-in-law by the Prime Minister. When the prime minister gave a banquet to entertain the guests, he invited his son-in-law to say: Lotus root is obtained because of lotus. Daughter-in-law put the fruit on the finger seat and replied: There are apricots but no plums. Here because of the use of homophonic (lotus? What, lotus root? Even apricots? Fortunately, may? Media) and Miao Yan his meaning, the guests suddenly enlightened again, repeatedly said wonderful.
7. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou), and martial arts began in Hanzhong.
8. The history of the pen is lingering, although it is not famous; Hong En is powerful, don't try to serve the country and become an enemy! (Shi Kefa, Hong Chengchou. )
9. Mud, fat, rice or thin (fat and thin)
"Sound Ghost" has short night difference and long time (ghost's hag is short)
The first couplet means: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still thin.
The bottom line is that the time of the sun in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (short is a natural phenomenon from summer to the future), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer.
10, the boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down, and the boy was happy;
Children pick pomelo, pomelo finished, children play.
1 1, eyeballs, nostrils and beads (Zhu) are still alive on Confucius;
Mr. Mei, you must be in the afterlife. The afterlife is longer than Mr. Mei.
Interesting China homophonic couplets (4)
The first part: My personal opinion on plum blossom sweeping wax snow (Fasola West). Part II: Xixi Mountain Dance (1234567).
Part 1: You don't need soup (hot) to make the wine hot. Bottom line: The lobby is cool and useless.
Part I: A lake stone in the middle of the river is not a fake island (Jia Dao); Bottom line: The tiger riding on horseback is called Spotted Tiger (Ban Biao).
The first part: the cat enjoys the cool under the bamboo, and there is no heat (rat) gas at all; Bottom line: iris is facing the sun, and there are many winds (bees).
The first part: Min Zikai (Min Zikai) white cow (Bo Niu), passing by Taizi Store; Part II: Ride five horses for nothing and drive Gongye Chang (Gongye Chang).
The first part: Clogs are shoes, and the first step is really no shoes (rude); Bottom line: the coconut ladle is a lamp, and the front Committee is disloyal.
Part I: Mud is fat and rice is thin. Bottom line: the night difference is long.
The first part: put on clothes and sandals and leave, which is very urgent (giving things); The bottom line: Abandoning armor and dragging troops, repeated defeats and repeated wars (Shangshu).
The first part: Shanghai scholars are the first, just to write books (Luo Shu); Bottom line: People in Huating suffer from evil deeds (Nie Bao).
Part I: The teacher is picking grain (monk) in the field. Part II: The beauty is holding embroidery (scholar) in front of the hall.
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