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About the bridal chamber

There are seven classic ways to make trouble in a bridal chamber.

Take chopsticks

Putting a pair of chopsticks in a wine bottle, revealing only a short section, and letting the bride and groom take them out with their lips is actually to let the two perform a kiss. In the right way, kissing in public always makes people feel uncomfortable. It is also natural for women to take chopsticks first. Male compatriots just pretend to get together and keep their mouths shut.

Eat apples

Tie an apple with an elastic rope and hang it at the height of the bride and groom's mouth, asking them to cooperate to eat the apple. If you don't do it well, the groom's mouth will open to the limit and the apple won't bite. It's really irritating. The correct way is that the bride should fix the apple with her teeth as much as possible at first, and then eat it after the groom reduces the apple.

Light a match

Put matches on the red dates and float them in a basin filled with water. A lit cigarette was tied in the middle of a red line, and both ends were bitten by the couple. When you enter and I return, you can use cigarettes to light the matches in the basin together. The correct way, pay attention to hold your breath when you act, and use solid "dental skills" with your eyes to succeed.

Pinball clip

Prepare a plate of glass marbles, let the bride and groom each take a chopstick, and the two of them will clip out the marbles together. May wish to invite several couples and newcomers present to compete, and the laggards to perform the program. With the right method, two chopsticks can also form a plane, which is invincible against marbles like spoons and jiaozi.

Poetry contest

If several couples like literature, invite them to take part in the idioms solitaire competition. First, the groom recites an idiom, then the bride recites it, and so on. If the winner fails, the loser executes the program. The correct way is to read more books at ordinary times.

Saxophone bed

Saxi Bed is a game performed by the groom and his sister-in-law when the bridal chamber is in trouble, which is now popular in the suburbs of Shanghai. Sister-in-law holds a plate in her hand, spreads red paper on the plate, and puts chestnuts, dates, peanuts, longan and other things on it. The bride sat on the bed, and her sister-in-law grabbed the dried fruit and sprinkled it on the bed, singing some minor tunes as she sprinkled it. All the people who made trouble in the bridal chamber echoed in succession, and the laughter and slapstick in the bridal chamber lasted all night, and the laughter and slapstick became louder and louder. The correct way is to make friends with your sister-in-law.

blow out a candle

Light two candles and put them on the table. The eyes of the bride and groom are fixed together with cloth and stand opposite each other. Start blowing out the candles? That's right. Change the candle into a pot of flour quickly. "1, 2, 3, blow." Flour is raised and they turn white, which means "grow old together." The correct way, everyone give some face, know the secret and play dumb, and blow lightly.

If it is not enough, there are all kinds of tricks.

The basic trick of making trouble in the bridal chamber: small "eggs" make great contributions

This is a long-standing but still timeless basic trick! Two raw eggs are put in by two grooms and trouser legs, and moved upward, so that the two eggs meet at an "important position" and then moved out by the other trouser leg. This important task is of course carried out by the most beautiful protagonist of the day-"bride", so be careful ... or your lover will sleep with egg yolk and egg white!

There should be nothing more normal for loving couples to change clothes and dress each other after marriage! Then practice in front of everyone first! Prepare a small quilt and the bride and groom will exchange clothes in this "small space". Don't take off their clothes casually! Also be careful ... don't feast your eyes on the friends present!

Trick in the bridal chamber ii

Tie the hands of the bride and groom, tell them to lie on the bed, help each other undress with their mouths, and then let go. Tough enough! ~ ~ That's terrible!

Trick 3 of making trouble in the bridal chamber

Invite friends and relatives to bring an alarm clock and set different times. It's best to hide it in all parts of the new house every 20 minutes. At the set time, tell the groom to get up regularly. Do not fall asleep. Spring is precious. How can such time be wasted on sleeping? Ring-ring-ring to work! ! ~ ~ Thank you for your kindness ... What a "golden spring"!

The fourth trick of making trouble in the bridal chamber: the hero saves the beauty ...

My friends kindly prepared a banana and a condom for us to demonstrate the correct use of condoms on the spot ... Later, my friends coaxed me to take off the clothes of the bride and groom. As a result, my poor husband had to take off his underwear at the request of the audience in order to save the beautiful bride … my friends' wives were too scared to look! However, when he woke up the next day, he regretted it very much and insisted that my friend destroy the v8 tape. ...

The trick of making trouble in the bridal chamber 5: the trick of newcomers being at your mercy

It's disgusting to toast in high heels! Moreover, many brides are smart and don't wear shoes. Friends and relatives had better try to find a trophy. The older the better! It is best for students to use the same trophy every time they get married, fill it with wine and watch them finish it. What if they can't finish it? Let's find a wine group to drink with! You'd better straighten out the wine stand, and then ... the bride and groom are in your hands!

Trick 6: treasure hunt.

First, let the bride lie flat on the bed, then put a few sweets in different parts of the bride's body, and then let the groom find them out with his mouth and feed them to the bride. Of course, don't forget to cover them with quilts. (secretly asking ... is it okay not to cover the quilt? )

That's all. In fact, every game just needs to be played to the extreme. You'll find it classic.