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Pick up hot chicks Local Love Story Routine: The Complete Works of Tik Tok Popular Love Story Short Sentences

1, if I am a devil in hell, I am a naughty boy who loves you.

I only want one thing from my boyfriend: you.

3. The weather is very cold. Well, why don't you come to my arms to keep warm?

4. I can't wait for what? I hate you.

5. Can I tell you a lie? What don't I like about you?

I have to buy you a compass in case you get used to getting lost.

I will make you a cow and a horse. All you have to do is give me grass.

9. Hey, what happened to your hand? I want to hold my girlfriend's hand.

10, my three views are incorrect and crooked. Is that so? Well, it's all in your favor.

1 1, I think you are particularly like a game. What game? My world; Minecraft;?my?world

12, can I say good night to you in person? Sure, let's talk face to face first.

13, my bed is neither too big nor too small. What are you talking about? It's perfect for sleeping with you.

14. My birthday wish is simple. What is this? Is to be with you

15, I don't think you are suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage.

16, is every pen of mine so sweet? Because every pen knows your name.

17, I can judge people accurately. And see what kind of person I am. You are the one I love.

18, we can't fall in love anymore. Why? Let's get married, marry me.

19, I dare not miss you easily at night. Why? Because I'm afraid to stay up all night if I'm not careful

20. I like a boy Please help me chase him. Okay, who? The seventh word of the first sentence

2 1, we don't have to turn on the light at night together. Why? Because you can shine.

22. What are two kinds of time? Time with you and time without you.

I think our friendship can only last until today. Why? Next, let's talk about love.

How about I tell you how to lose weight? Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my position.

25. If I am wandering, what are you? What? You are Tinker Bell, because Linger wants Tinker Bell.

26. Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick? Of course my head hurts the most. No, my heart hurts the most.

27. I really want to get a tan Why? Because it can protect you secretly.

28, it's cold, give you three choices. What choice? I'll sleep in your bed, you can sleep in mine or we can sleep together.

29. I = female and your girlfriend = female, right? Right, so I = your girlfriend, right?

30. I think I am selfish. Where is selfishness? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.

3 1, I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like. What movie is your name?

32. Tell me when the girl is tired and tell you why. Come and be my wife when the girl is tired.

33. Life belongs to life, ideals to ideals, and reality to reality. What are you talking about? I want to say that you are mine.

34. My chest feels stuffy. What happened? Are you sick? No, because you are in my heart.

35. I am like a sweater and my boyfriend is like static electricity. Why? As soon as you take off your sweater, there is a bang.

36. I am very angry with the courier company. What happened? I haven't seen you off yet, so I have to pick you up (marry).

37. I can't finish eating every day. Do you know why? Why? Because I always wanted to save one for you.

38. I don't think I have much promise. Why do you say that? Because I just want greasy money, sleep in your bed and be your wife.

39. I have seen you in many ways, but I have never seen anything in one aspect. The way you put on your wedding dress and married me.

40. The average time for the sun to appear in a day is 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? I don't know, because I want us to love each other for a long time.

Tu's love story collection: a very sweet and provocative sentence, which makes his girlfriend very happy.

1, want to kiss the wind around me more, maybe one day it will blow on your face.

2. Have you ever seen a smile that makes you try your best to protect it?

I will give up a whole forest for a big tree, as long as that big tree can belong to me completely.

Since we can't break up, don't waste time and get married.

The crab is peeling my shell, and the notebook is writing about me. I landed on maple leaves and snowflakes all over the sky. You're thinking about me.

If you are tired, rest on my shoulder. If you are afraid, just hide in my arms and I will protect you.

7. The most beautiful love words in the world are not vows of eternal love, but when you need me most, I can say to you warmly: I am here.

8. No one is my opponent except you.

9. My drinking capacity is about a dozen beers or half a catty of white wine, or your smile.

10, the sunshine and air are good when I miss you.

1 1, I wasted my time and even died desperately, but I began to yearn for a long life because I fell in love with you.

12, I am very proud, very proud, proud is my pride, because I am proud of you.

13, let's go together from now on, and have a delicate mind together.

14, there are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me, but I love very few people, only you!

15, the sea ebbs and flows, and the earth turns. The only constant is that I love you.

16, I hope you can use my name to refuse everyone in the future.

From the day I met you, every step I took was to get closer to you.

18, the greatest luck in this life is to know you, I will hold you tight and love you.

19, I have been looking for spring for half my life. Just smile.

20. If you like someone, others will think it is possession.

2 1, I will cherish every minute with you, because the rest of my life is long, and I just want to cherish every moment.

22. Have you ever seen the sun at two in the morning? Yes, I do. I woke up from a nightmare with your sleeping face beside me.

From the moment I met you, I fell in love with you deeply. From the moment I fell in love with you, I knew I would be a prisoner of your life.

24. The best meeting in life is to meet you at the right time and place. From then on, we will hold hands with our children and grow old together.

25. Every careless word you said blossomed in my heart.

I hope that when we get old, we can walk hand in hand and watch the sunset.

I soon got tired of everything, and you were my biggest exception.

Tik Tok is a very popular short sentence

1, whatever you say, I'm seriously sorry.

2, knowing that you are a dream, but clinging to it.

3, with a sigh, homesickness is more cut, away from it.

4. The highest state of love is that it can stand the dull fleeting time.

5. Find yourself a reason to stick to it and get used to your indifference.

6. Only you know how painful it is to put your heart together.

7. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness because I can't let you go.

8. I once dreamed of a bright future, had hopes that others didn't have, and then it was fragmented.

9. There is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is just that you meet the person you've always wanted to see.

10, if you were just a passer-by, you should have told me earlier, so I wouldn't have paid so much for you.

1 1, you won't understand what kind of pain and self-control is hidden in my peace, just as you can't guess any of my twists and turns.

12. Unexpectedly, this is our parting. Of course, I didn't expect our parting to be so sad. I will miss you.

13. Wash away the bitterness of life with tears. Fate is half in the hands of God and the other half in your own hands. Success is to win the other half in God's hands with half in your own hands.

14, the world of youth is like a wonderful movie. I am very excited every time I watch it. We felt a little sad afterwards. Why can't you brand those legends in your mind and leave a regret that you want to say but can't say?

15, lonely, lonely and wandering, with more vicissitudes on my face, more tears in my heart, numbness in my body and sadness in my soul. The heart, mottled, disappears in the dim light, dies in the gully of materialistic cross-flow, and lingers, humble and insignificant.

16, the mind is a fragile thing, similar to feelings like friendship and love. As long as there are some cracks, there will be some flaws, which will not help to investigate who is right or wrong. After all, the crack is broken at both ends, and it hurts you and me.

17, every time he hurts me, I will forgive him with those good memories of the past. However, even the best memories will be exhausted one day. In the end, only the remains of memories remained, and everything became torture. Maybe I really never knew him.

18. Today, we are not full of glory, nor are we doomed. When all the debris gradually formed a landscape for a person to see, I began to understand that I had traveled so many ways not to find you again, but to lose you. Lose you and find what I really want.

19, you are still you, I am still me, but time has passed away from you and me, and the years are rippling. You are not here, and I am not here. Not every relationship has a happy ending, and not every woman has the He Chenyi who has been waiting for her for seven years. I just hope you can let me live in peace.

20. You are a tear in my eye, so I choose never to cry. Don't cry, it's just because I'm afraid of losing you! But now, you have changed from tears to fatigue, and you have become a drop of fatigue in my heart. Even if I never cry, my heart will always hurt.

2 1, since then I only have myself; From then on, it is hard to trust others; From then on, nothing can't be handled; From then on, even if you find another partner, you won't rely on him any more; From then on, heartbreak is heartbreak.

22. What's it like to give up someone you like for a long time? It's like getting up every day, only to find that it's midnight. It's like eating sweet and sour, but you can also cry. It's like you've passed many people in your life and only remember their feelings.

23. Under the dim light, I stared at this cup of tea, and the impact of boiling water again and again made me feel the fragrance of tea. The sweetness in bitterness is also occupied by my greedy mouth. The hazy eyes outline the hazy memory, but the memory is no longer hazy.

24. The world is full of painted hearts. Some are houses, some are promises, some are flowers, some are umbrellas, some are songs, some are dinners, and yo, a short message. But the florist doesn't know where he went, and the rest is just rolling around.

25. Sometimes you have to smile as if everything is fine, and then walk away in tears. Instead of waiting for others to love you, learn to love yourself more. A person's greatest weakness is not selfish, affectionate, savage and willful, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

26, sometimes fate is a mockery, let you meet, but it is too late; Let you see, but you can't depend on each other; Let us have love, but we can only be apart! I once buried my love deeply in my heart, thinking it was the safest, but I didn't know that such a distance hurt me the most. I tried to hate you, but I remember your smile.

27. A farewell song is heartbroken, and a farewell speech is bleak. It's too hard to forget you and too late to love you: it's too hard to miss you and it's too late to bloom. Looking back, love has come to an end. Qian Qian's care, Qian Qian's affection and Qian Qian's love have all melted into a kind of obsession. Continuous thoughts, soft and thick whispers, dissolved in pen and ink with acacia tears.

28. Sometimes, when we are hesitant about love, we will be confused by gossip and coldness, and then question and shake this relationship that we originally cared about. But what is love? Why do we dare not go near each other when we clearly love each other? Why do you hug each other painfully when you clearly don't love each other?

29. If one day, you don't remember me, don't forget every minute we met. When a person is used to the existence of another person, even without love and love, he will still feel lost and a little sad. There is no fairness in the emotional world, and I don't care. Our days together will be the best memories in my life.

30. Sometimes it is ourselves who refuse true love. We are afraid, even afraid. We think from the bottom of our hearts that we will not be loved, because we seldom love others without selfishness. Refuse to pay, refuse to be serious, and don't want to love until you have confirmed that the other person's love is fierce in countless tests, but often at this time, the person who loves you has turned away.

3 1. If one day, she is indifferent to you, lacking enthusiasm, and always perfunctory about your initiative and greetings. It seems that she will never take you seriously, and you will start to feel uncomfortable, love and hate her, complain about why you are jealous, why you are eager for her response, and why you care about her so coldly, but never let go. Please remember this feeling, which I once loved.

32. I stand in the snow and miss you in the past, and miss the dribs and drabs that I have walked in your world; Miss your smile; Miss you and I chase each other in the snow; Miss every sleepless night; Miss me chasing the car and watching you go away. I am listening to the sound of falling snow, with endless thoughts of you, tears have already blurred my vision.

33. Sometimes, the person who loves you is close at hand, but it is another person who makes you affectionate and concerned. You shed tears because of him, you are sad because of him, and you are willing to give everything for him. You think this is love, what you can't get is always the best, but you don't know how to cherish the warmth in front of you. Love, originally, is a thousand times. I hope one day you will wake up and have pity on the people in front of you.

34. The wind cannot understand the drift of clouds, the sand cannot understand the vastness of the sea, and the sky cannot understand the loneliness of rain. Not every love must have a result. Smoke can't understand the loneliness of hands, wine can't understand the sustenance of throat, tears can't understand the fragility of eyes, and not everyone will be happy. You can't understand my choice, you can't understand my sadness, you can't understand my silence, and not every kind of pain must be told.

35. I like living in a dream. I can't find my true self. I often sigh that life is not satisfactory. Looking at the little progress of others, I will feel inferior. I seem to live in the aura of others, looking at those that don't belong to me. The more helpless, the younger the youth, who will have no regrets and can't find the final destination, and then, a little precipitation, precipitation, until I am covered.

36. The lights are dim and silent, so many fragments keep flashing in my mind. The cold wind blows on my face, and the fluttering clothes are blown by the wind. Will it be my hidden thoughts at night? Dependence may not last forever, romance may not last long, and the melancholy of missing exile lingers in the middle of the night Is the growing fog wet your eyes at night? Quiet night, quiet long street, let miss spread into painful warmth. Hum, sing.

37, I don't say, you don't understand, this is the distance. If you miss something, you miss a lifetime. Life is only a few decades, don't leave any regrets for yourself, laugh happily. Cry if you want, and love when you should. There is no point in suppressing yourself. Life is like a dream, but dreams don't follow people's wishes. Only when people are lonely can they regain the hustle and bustle; Only when you have exhausted your sadness can you see your happy face again; Taste all the bitterness, and naturally it will be sweet.

38, a rustling, human joys and sorrows. With a touch of vicissitudes, the sleeves are full of fragrance, and the secular feelings disappear without a trace. Dancing through your fingers, falling into a busy life, playing a romantic and sad song. A bright moon, carrying a wisp of breeze, passes through the Millennium dust. Lonely fingers slip through the sadness of the soul, and how much affection is left. How many smiles and tears are flying in the sky, suddenly looking back, a daze dream, dedicated to tenderness and poetry all my life, but I have already lost you in the melancholy review.

39. A section of road may be a feeling I don't want to erase. Once, those short miles were the most beautiful scenery in my eyes, with high blue sky, floating clouds and endless roads. Once, the distance of just a few miles was the most beautiful distance in my eyes, because walking side by side under the blue sky, breathing the natural breath, I can also feel your calm breath. As long as I look sideways, I can clearly see your face, real and warm.

We should not focus on the past or the future, but on the present, that is, the present. Life at the moment is very important. There are some difficulties that we really want to escape, change places and change people, but this is not the case. If there is no joy in our hearts, no matter how many environments and friends we have changed, we will not be happier than we should not focus on the past and the future, so now can help us see these clearly and see ourselves clearly. May you always have bodhicitta!

Tik Tok is a very popular short sentence of love.

1. What should I do if she just avoids me?

You are brave and a real man!

You asked me how much I love you, and all my dreams are about you.

4, tired of the years, the years go by, the years are like songs, and time flows.

Life without love is called suffering.

6. Men dare to promise anything; Women dare to want anything.

7. If I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.

8. When a person is in pain, he will remember that he once suffered.

9. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

Please pay attention to your words. Why? Because I will kiss it at any time.

1 1. The air soaked by rain, tired sadness, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

12, cheer up, people can't hang themselves from a tree! You need two trees to support your weight.

13, I have a very good girlfriend, we are not lovers, we are not LES, but I love her.

14, I will cherish those who say good morning to me every day, because not everyone can think of me when they wake up.

15, m: Can you see the road on foot? Woman: I did, but I didn't hit you. Man: But you hit my heart.

16 You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.

17. You can start doing what you want at any time. I hope you don't tie yourself down with things like age.

18, knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I am willing to be with you forever!

19, I am sick, my heart is full of you, my dreams are full of you, and the antidote is you. Can you be merciful and cure me?

20. Unrequited love means that there are 9999 reasons to tell you that you can't, and you think that one reason can make you together.

2 1, take a ray of moonlight and write down my deep thoughts. The quiet night is like water, the lights are dim, and there are no affectionate eyes like you around.

22. If one day you think of someone who loved you, it must be me. If one day no one loves you, it must be that I am dead.

23. Men are like grandchildren before they get engaged. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.

I won't let you leave me. My best result in the 100 meter race is 100 second. Don't run away from me if you are not a pervert girl. No way!

25. Hiding in a certain time, missing the palm print for a period of time, hiding in a certain place, missing a person standing on the road, let me care.

26. Home is like a giant thermos. All my troubles are stored in it. Even if he misses a few hours, it will still have warm heat.

27. You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you.

28. When you are hungry, I am your meal; When you are thirsty, I am your water; When you are sick, I am your good medicine; When you are depressed, I am a punching bag; When you get married, I will be your lover!

29, the spring dream is traceless, the spring rain is silent, and when the spring night is lonely, don't think about tenderness; The flowers that should be thanked have been thanked, and the flowers that should be opened are in bloom. Where are the people who should come? Still walking on the road?

30. liking you means missing you when I can't see you. Like you is to look at you stupidly when I see you. To like you is to like the tenderness in your eyes and the smile on your lips!

3 1, unrequited love lasted until the end, and all became narcissism. After understanding this, I suddenly felt very lost. It turns out that what I am afraid of is not that you have never liked me, but that one day, I will no longer like you.

32. Friend, are you still worried about the cold weather? Even if it is freezing, your enthusiasm is still like fire, even if it is freezing for three feet, your vitality is still radiant. When the temperature drops, reply to this message. The seasons are like spring.

If I were a breeze, I would take away your troubles. If I were a leaf, I would shelter you from the hot sun; If I were a light, I would light up your future! I am your friend, and I want to send my blessing to you!

I really want to lie in your arms and listen to your love songs quietly. Your magnetic voice carries all your deep feelings, just singing for me, just like my smile. No matter how far apart you and I are, it only blooms for you.

35. You are the cutest girl in my heart. Flowers are not as beautiful as you, sunshine is not as bright as you, and stars are not as dazzling as you. Girls' Day, I hope time will not change your face, beauty will always accompany you, and you will always be happy!

I have eyes but I can't see you at any time, ears but I can't hear your voice at any time, mouth but I can't kiss your lips at any time, hands but I can't hold you at any time, but I have a heart that can miss you I love at any time!

I made a mistake. I voluntarily understand punishment, punishing me for caring for you with sincere love, replacing you with hardworking limbs, protecting you with strong body and entertaining you with busy wealth. Please forgive me if I love my wife all my life!

38. Today, I feel hot all over, and I feel like I'm on fire. Do you know why? Because of your appearance, there are two suns in my life. The sunshine of nature shines on my body, but you burn my heart. I am in love with you.

39, send you a stick, please hit me with a stick and give you a bad breath; Give you a gun, please give me a gun to show your sulking on your chest; Send you a cannon, please fire at me to express your grievances; I'm black and blue for you. I just ask you to forgive my mistake, dear, have pity on me.

40. The heart is like a container. It contains as much happiness as it contains. The mentality depends mainly on yourself. Happiness is a day, and distress is also a day. Why not make yourself happy? Remember: there are troubles every day, and if you don't pick them up, there will be nothing! Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory; I was lucky, but I lost my life; Stop looking! Stop looking! Put it down!