Are there any humorous jokes?

1, girlfriend: Can we break up? Boyfriend: No girlfriend: Why? Boyfriend: Just like the buns in this canteen. If you take a bite, will people change it for you? Girlfriend: But you are not as good as I thought. Boyfriend: Just like the buns in this canteen. You wanted to eat meat buns, but you took them by mistake. You took a bite, but you didn't want to change it for you. Did you throw them away? Make do with it. Girlfriend: Oh ...

We work in a hotel. One day, the guest in the room (Mandarin is not standard) called the waiter (a pure little girl): "Waiter, send me a box of jasper. Later, the guests looked at the box of chicken wings she sent, which was a mess. "

One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

Cao Cao said to the three of them, "Each of you goes to the orchard to choose a fruit."

After a while, Zhang Fei took out an apple.

Cao Cao said, if they can put their fruit in their ass, let them go.

Zhang Fei tried for a while without success and was killed.

After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes and Cao Cao said the same thing to him.

Guan Yu began to stuff ... when he stuffed the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled.

As a result, the grapes were smashed to death again.

After going to the underworld, the prince asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" You can't die if you don't laugh. "

Guan Yu sighed and said, "I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I got to the third one,

Suddenly I saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian ... "

4. Why is the weekend so short? Because there is only afternoon and no morning!

Why is the working day so long? Because there are not only mornings and afternoons on weekdays, but also mornings and evenings.

5. Customer: A bowl of hot noodles. Waiter: A bowl of hot noodles. Customer: Change the bowl of cold noodles. Waiter: A bowl of cold noodles. The guest left after eating cold noodles. The waiter asked him to pay. Customer: How much is it? Attendant: I didn't pay for the cold noodles. Customer: Didn't you change the cold noodles into hot ones? Attendant: You didn't pay for the hot noodles either? Guest: I didn't eat hot noodle soup either!

6. When China is strong, all foreigners will be required to take CET-4 and CET-6! Classical Chinese is so simple that all questions are answered with a brush, which is very cheap for them and annoying for me. Everyone has a knife and a tortoise shell, and Oracle Bone Inscriptions is engraved on it. The topic of the thesis is on Theory of Three Represents. The listening is all Jay Chou's songs, and nunchakus has only been heard once. Reading comprehension is about Zhouyi. The oral test requires singing Peking Opera, and the experiment includes jiaozi!