spaghetti

Recommend an English joke about spaghetti, which is super humorous. Collect it quickly.

A doctor is having an affair with his nurse. Soon after, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money to give birth in Italy.

"But how can I let you know that the baby is born?" She asked.

He replied, "just send me a postcard and write' spaghetti' on the back." "I will bear the cost." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months passed, and one day, the doctor's wife called his office to explain.

"Dear, you received a very strange postcard from Europe today. I don't understand what it means."

The doctor said, "I'll explain it to you when I get home."

Later that night, the doctor came home, read the postcard and had a heart attack and fell to the floor.

Paramedics rushed him to the emergency room. The chief military doctor stayed behind to comfort his wife. He asked what trauma caused the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read, "spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti-two with sausages and meatballs and two without."

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