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Why do foxes fall easily?
Question 2: Brain teaser: Why does the fox wrestle? Because it is cunning and slippery, it always wrestles. This seems to come from a sketch by Zhao Benshan.
Question 3: Why do foxes often wrestle? Cunning (slippery)
Question 4: Why do foxes often wrestle? Because foxes are "cunning".
The cunning homonym is slippery feet.
Hehe, adoption
Question 5: Why do foxes often wrestle? Brainstorm The fox is very cunning (his feet are slippery).
Question 6: Why do foxes fall easily? The fox is cunning.
Question 7: Why does the fox wrestle when walking? Because foxes are cunning (slippery)
Question 8: Find some jokes, such as' Why does a fox fall easily',' Because it is cunning (its feet are slippery)' 1: Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.
Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.
The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions.
Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam!
Then the man roasted the squid. ..
2: I used to have schizophrenia, and now we have recovered.
An international student is taking a driver's license test in America, and the road sign ahead prompts him to turn left. He is not sure, ask the examiner:
"Turn left?"
A: "Yes"
So ... hang up. ..
4: One day, Mung Bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became a red bean; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.
Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...
6: There is a man who looks like an onion, crying while walking.
7. Little Penguin asked Grandma one day, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"
8: A pair of corn fell in love …
So they decided to get married …
On the wedding day ...
One corn can't find another corn …
This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn?
Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.
9: In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.
Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"
Xiaohua: "Yes"
Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"
Xiaohua: "Piano."
10: Q: Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, but what is the living?
A: Call for help!
1 1: Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?
A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
12: One day there was a mother-in-law in the car …
Sitting halfway, my mother-in-law doesn't know the way. ...
My mother-in-law hit the driver with a stick and said, where is this?
Driver: This is my * * * … ..
13: An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, and turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, causing a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and turned into a bad egg; An egg got married, but it turned out to be * * *; An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became Hua Dan; An egg is riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; An egg is a man, and his wife commits adultery with other eggs outside, and as a result, he becomes an illegitimate child; An egg ...
14: The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: Yes! Compere: Give an example! The eagle burst into tears: that year, I fell asleep, the cat climbed the tree … and then there was the owl …
15: Two dung beetles are discussing the welfare lottery. A said: If I win the lottery, I will buy all the toilets within 50 miles of Fiona Fang and eat enough every day! B said: you are too vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day!
Why do chickens cross the street?
Get the other side of the answer.
What is that man doing?
He's shaking.
Why is he shaking?
He's cold.
A: Oh, shivering doesn't lead to cold drawing.
A: ...
18: A banana gentleman is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down. ...
19: There is a sausage in the refrigerator.
I felt very cold, and then I looked at the other one next to me, and I felt a little comforted. I said, "Look at you, frozen like this, covered in ice!" " "As a result, the root of the tree said," Sorry, I'm a popsicle. "
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Question 9: Why do foxes always fall down? Because it is cunning (slippery)
Question 10: Why do foxes often wrestle? They are cunning and depraved.
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