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If Pig Bajie was eaten, please tell me what you said before you died. Thank you, dear.

Pig Bajie is dead. Before death: No, stop it, I really don't taste good. Tastes like horse manure, really. Day before death: Why are you whispering while looking at me? Stop it, it's uncomfortable. Three days before death: I said, would you like something to eat? Where is delicious? Stop telling such black jokes. Huh? Are you kidding? Ten days before death: Hey, I'm not an emergency eater. I'm confident about the taste. I'm kidding, poof. Beginning: My name is Pig Bajie, and my stunt is … I can eat the whole thing! I'm kidding, poof. Zhu: What will Zhu do that day? Let's have a big meal first. Have some pork chops or something, just kidding, poof.