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Wang Dana asked Song Xiaofeng how he became the security captain

In the 30th episode of Part 4.

Dana Wang: How long have you been at the Villa?

Song Xiaofeng: More than half a year.

Dana Wang: How did it come about?

Song Xiaofeng: Recruited.

Dana Wang: Where are you from?

Song Xiaofeng: I work in the shop down below.

Wang Dana: What are you doing in the countryside?

Song Xiaofeng: Farming.

Dana Wang: Who recruited you?

Song Xiaofeng: My brother.

Dana Wang: Who is your brother?

Song Xiaofeng: My brother, Mr. Liu.

Wang Dana: I’ve been working on this for a long time and you are relatives.

Song Xiaofeng: Relative? No relatives.

Dana Wang: Tell the truth.

Song Xiaofeng: Really not.

Dana Wang: Are they relatives?

Song Xiaofeng: No.

Wang Dana: It’s okay if they’re relatives, just say so.

Song Xiaofeng: No, he really has no relatives, so I just call him brother.

Dana Wang: What does your father do?

Song Xiaofeng: My father is the village chief.

Dana Wang: Are you married?

Song Xiaofeng: No, I’m thinking of finding a partner here.

Dana Wang: Are you looking for a partner here?

Song Xiaofeng: I am here in the corner, and my brother said that he would introduce me to a waiter or something after I finish my work. My brother said that he would work hard.

Wang Dana: Is this what your brother promised you?

Song Xiaofeng: He just said it once.

Dana Wang: You, put aside finding a partner first and work hard first, right?

Song Xiaofeng: Yes.

Dana Wang: Are you the captain when you come in? Or through popular elections?

Song Xiaofeng: I became the captain after working here for a few days.

Dana Wang: How many days did you work?

Song Xiaofeng: Four or five days.

Dana Wang: You became the captain in four or five days, so why do you become the captain of these security guards?

Song Xiaofeng: I have outstanding performance and I have the ability to work.

Dana Wang: You?

Song Xiaofeng: Yeah.

Dana Wang: How can you show that you have the ability to work?

Song Xiaofeng: Generally speaking, I am positive about everything.

Dana Wang: What about eating or something?

Song Xiaofeng: Everyone knows how to eat, but I never let them enter the villa even if they are ordinary idlers.

Wang Dana: So, no matter how you got in, right? This, Mr. Liu, has launched a program to learn from you in the villa. It’s not a movement, it’s just a formality. , I think, in the case of rescuing people, what did you think at the time? Why did you jump down immediately? If there was someone else down there, could you go down there? What do you think?

Song Xiaofeng: At that time, Chairman, some heroes emerged in my mind. At this moment, at this moment, if I don’t dive, who will dive? I just plopped and went down.

Dana Wang: How could you have so many people popping up in your mind so quickly?

Song Xiaofeng: Ah, I am very enlightened.

Dana Wang: Do you know these people?

Song Xiaofeng: I understand it very well. I read it in a book.

Dana Wang: Can you still read?

Song Xiaofeng: It’s necessary.

Wang Dana: How many years have you been studying?

Song Xiaofeng: Four years.

Dana Wang: What kind of books do you read?

Song Xiaofeng: Little Man’s Book.

Dana Wang: Oops, look at the pictures and let’s talk.

Song Xiaofeng: I can understand the meaning just by looking at the picture.

Wang Dana: Don’t do other fancy things, right? Some heroes emerged at that time. I think it’s a bit vain, but your behavior is worthy of praise. No matter who jumps, You just clicked and went down. The Villa is planning to allocate a sum of money to get you part of the bonus. How do you want to use it?

Song Xiaofeng: I plan to go home and buy two pigs.

Dana Wang: Big or small?

Song Xiaofeng: I haven’t thought about it yet, but I plan to buy it.

Wang Dana: If you know how much it costs, just buy the pig.

Song Xiaofeng: No, it only costs a few hundred yuan to buy a sow.

Dana Wang: Oh, but he is still a man of daily life.

Song Xiaofeng: Yes, it is necessary.

Plot:

Xie Lan and Pi Changsheng are delighted to have a son. They are so beautiful that their grandfather Xie Guangkun (played by Tang Jianjun) swaggers around the market with the child in his arms all day long, which makes Liu Neng (played by Liu Neng) anxious. Wang Xiaoli) and Zhao Si (Liu Xiaoguang).

In order to realize the great cause of passing on the family line as soon as possible, Zhao Si locked Yutian (played by Wu Yunfei) and Liu Ying (played by Jiang Yishan) in the house and concentrated on creating humans; while Guangkun was proud, he also gave Yongqiang (played by He Shufeng) (played by Bi Chang) and Xiaomeng (played by Bi Chang) put pressure on them to have a child as soon as possible. The result was a series of disputes and the separation of the two people in love.

Chang Gui (played by Wang Xiaobao) had a smooth career and was promoted to the head of the water conservancy station. From then on, he became a little arrogant and began to try his best to flatter Mayor Qi, but it was self-defeating. ?

In addition, Wang Tianlai (played by Xiao Shenyang), Wang Dana (played by Zhao Benshan), Liu Datou (played by Liu Liu), Liu Yishui...each has his own story, with his own joys, sorrows and joys.